Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal fan: Consistently defends and promotes CORTIS and members, calling them 'hardworking, talented boys' in “how it genuinely feels to stan hardworking, talented boys and not have to worry about apology videos”.
- Protective advocate: Speaks up about minors and exploitation, e.g. defending Martin’s age in “i think people forget martin is just a kid. he’s literally born in 2008. i need everyone to chill on him” and calling out exploitation of African people in “you guys genuinely never learn. these men are being exploited”.
- Community builder: Shows interest in bonding with other fans, asking for a small gc to get close in “does anyone want to be in a small gc so we can get close? i need more friends on here”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses jokes and memes to engage, like “CORTIS as the digits of PI” and “how it felt watching that group get into a mess after their fans dragged cortis for a week”.
- Principled critic: Critiques fandom behavior and double standards, e.g. calling out people who only protect minors during fanwars in “the cortis hate train made me realize nobody actually gaf abt protecting idols who are minors”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing like 'so niggas really mad at cortis' in “so niggas really mad at cortis for doing when the mv doesn’t match the music trend” and 'coers should be allowed to shoot one martin hater a day' in that tweet.
- Fandom hostility: Frames other fandoms as enemies, such as listing 'fandoms who hate cortis' in “list of fandoms who hate cortis for no reason and shade unprovoked” and mocking 'lngshot fans' in “coers taking the heat when lngshot stans were dragging us”.
- Reactive posting: Often tweets in the heat of conflict, like blaming others strongly in “watching the lngshot fans trying to shift the blame to cortis somehow” and 'fuck everyone nobody ruining his bday' in “juhoon turning 18 tmr”.
- Insulting tone: Uses insults that can escalate tension, such as 'no bitch it’s keonhos month' in ““it’s valentines month!!” no bitch it’s keonhos month” and calling people 'weird' in “why are yall interacting with these posts like it’s normal ?? ”.
- Echo-chamber bias: Frequently assumes Cortis and Coers are always in the right and others are haters, e.g. 'cortis antis missing out' in “cortis antis missing out, that’s all i’m saying” and 'nobody actually gaf' in “the cortis hate train made me realize nobody actually gaf abt protecting idols who are minors”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: passionate, idealistic, and very online about their interests. Like Lisa’s obsessive love for bands and causes, this user is ride-or-die for CORTIS and specific members, gushing with hyper-focus in tweets like “sometimes i look at seonghyeon and think how can anyone be this handsome” and “i miss my keonho aegi pie”. They also show a strong moral and political streak, defending exploited or mistreated people with tweets such as “these men are being exploited and i’m so fucking tired of african people never being taken seriously” and “the cortis hate train made me realize nobody actually gaf abt protecting idols who are minors… it’s yall”. This mixture of heartfelt activism and intense fandom mirrors Lisa’s blend of social justice and nerdy stan energy (for jazz, books, or her favorite idols). Even when they’re snarky or combative in defense of their faves, like “coers should be allowed to shoot one martin hater a day”, it reads as principled protectiveness rather than chaos-for-chaos’s-sake, which fits Lisa more than Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive and outward-focused, constantly rallying other fans (e.g. “coers we did it, we survived the december feb drought and were getting a new song in march AND a comeback in april FUCK THE GOSSIP” and “does anyone want to be in a small gc so we can get close? i need more friends on here”). They show strong Intuition (N) by fixating on patterns, symbolism, and possibilities rather than concrete details, like theorizing brand implications (“the miu miu glasses… you know i’ve been noticing keonho wearing a lot of miu miu… this could only mean one thing…”) and making creative conceptual threads such as “CORTIS as the digits of PI” and “CORTIS as planets”. Their judgment is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center people’s emotions and ethics, defending minors and marginalized groups in tweets like “these men are being exploited and i’m so fucking tired of african people never being taken seriously” and “i think people forget martin is just a kid… i need everyone to chill on him”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their posting style is reactive and spontaneous, shifting with fandom discourse (“cortis comeback late feb, don’t ask me how i know” and then later “coers we did it, we survived the december feb drought…”), and they embrace playful, open-ended creativity rather than structured, planned-out content, as seen in rapid-fire, humorous reactions like “YEP WERE GETTING ROCKTIS” and “cortis or whatever their name is really is lost media… they dropped a dance practice video and we never seen them again??”. Combined, this suggests an enthusiastic, people-focused, imaginative, and spontaneous ENFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You survived the December–February drought on nothing but CORTIS crumbs and pure loyalty… can I apply to be your March comeback so you never have to wait for love again?
- You said Coers should be allowed to shoot one Martin hater a day — I fully support your right to bear fonts, but maybe save your last bullet for anyone who interrupts us streaming ‘GO’ together.
- You called Keonho ‘the kind of face you see once and never again’ — bold of you to assume I didn’t say the same thing about you when I opened your Youngkeukeu shrine of a timeline.
- You defend Martin being a 2008 baby, lecture people about exploiting African folks, and drag sasaengs in one breath — if I say I like you, just know it’s with the same seriousness you reserve for CORTIS’ human rights committee.
- You made CORTIS as planets, digits of pi, AND Hogwarts houses… if you ever make ‘CORTIS as my ideal type,’ can I audition as the delulu coer who treats you better than HYBE treats their straight perm stock?
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Full-time CORTIS historian, part-time Keonho defense attorney. Once survived a comeback drought on nothing but fancams and Spotify stats.– @keonhopov
Your signature cocktail
Youngkeukeu Highball
This drink is loud, bright, and loyal, just like a coer who survives every drought screaming about comebacks, celebrating that “we survived the december feb drought and were getting a new song in march AND a comeback in april FUCK THE GOSSIP”. Spiced rum is the strong base for how fiercely they defend Cortis and their boys, whether it’s saying “idk i don’t take anyone who says martin can’t sing seriously it’s just their agenda against hybe groups” or dragging haters with lethal fandom humor. Blue curaçao nods to their poetic blue-tinted stan lens when they post “everything is blue, his hands his pills his jeans and now i’m covered in the colors…”. Grapefruit soda keeps it refreshing and slightly bitter-sweet, matching their mix of soft adoration like “keonhos smile is the cutest thing ever” with more jaded call-outs about exploitation and sasaengs, as in “these men are being exploited and i’m so fucking tired of african people never being taken seriously”. The dash of chili tincture captures their sharp, spicy clapback energy when they say things like “coers should be allowed to shoot one martin hater a day”. Finally, edible glitter reflects their obsessive appreciation for visuals—constantly praising how “handsome” and “pretty” the boys are, especially in tweets like “sometimes i look at seonghyeon and think how can anyone be this handsome”—because a drink repping @keonhopov has to sparkle on the timeline as hard as their stan edits.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user is defined by loyalty and protectiveness toward their faves and their fandom, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly defend vulnerable members like Martin and Juhoon, stressing that Martin is a minor who needs protection, as in “i think people forget martin is just a kid. he’s literally born in 2008. i need everyone to chill on him” and “i’m seeing a trend of people blaming martin for the things other people comment, he’s 17. the members are trying to protect HIM”. They also focus on fairness and exploitation issues beyond their own fandom, calling out how “these men are being exploited” and how African people are not taken seriously in “you guys genuinely never learn. these men are being exploited and i’m so fucking tired of african people never being taken seriously”. Their tweets emphasize how good it feels to stan “hardworking, talented boys” without scandal in “how it genuinely feels to stan hardworking, talented boys and not have to worry about apology videos”, showing admiration for work ethic and integrity. Even in fandom conflicts, they frame things around caring and responsibility—criticizing sasaeng behavior in “there’s way too many sasaeng footage going around of ppl following the boys and it’s actually so weird… why are yall interacting with these posts like it’s normal ??” and reminding others that the members are a family in “whether you solo stan the members or not, they are a family… don’t ruin his day being childish”. The combination of steadfast loyalty, concern for others’ wellbeing, and a strong fairness instinct aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Love Maze - BTS
The song Love Maze fits them because it’s about staying loyal and optimistic with the people you love even when the outside world is hostile, just like how they constantly defend and uplift CORTIS and its members. They talk about how good it feels to stan hardworking, non-problematic boys in “how it genuinely feels to stan hardworking, talented boys and not have to worry about apology videos”, echoing the song’s theme of choosing trust over doubt. Their timeline is full of protective, ride-or-die energy, such as “coers should be allowed to shoot one martin hater a day” and “i think people forget martin is just a kid… i need everyone to chill on him”, mirroring the lyrics about fighting negativity together. They also show deep, joyful attachment to their fandom identity in “non coers missing out so bad i love being a coer” and “our fandom name being coers oh cortis u cooked”, just like the song’s insistence that the connection itself is worth all the chaos. Overall, Love Maze captures their mix of fierce loyalty, community pride, and refusal to let outside hate ruin the joy they’ve built with their group and fellow fans.
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