Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Posts wip art, commissions, hair transformations, and custom intros (e.g., 'just made my extended intro thing :3', 'finished a commission yay').
- Determined: Shows perseverance in job search and completing commissions despite challenges (e.g., 'I’ve been a NEET for a month... I’m trying so hard to get a job', 'finally finished my commission queue').
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions and personal struggles (e.g., 'my mucocele makes all my fits ugly', 'I’m so confused why does it say 13 likes...').
- Socially engaged: Active participant in community hashtags and interactions (e.g., '#jiraitwt', 'stole @doorknobcat’s swag').
- Adaptable: Adopts new tools and adjusts habits (e.g., 'starting to use chowtracker instead of mynetdiary', 'I’m not doing acid again for a while').
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm: Mentions cutting and mucocele, discusses scars (e.g., 'my mom just looked at the scars on my arm', 'i have one irl i cut with sometimes').
- Substance abuse: References frequent alcohol, weed, opioids, acid, stimulants, and heavy caffeine use (e.g., 'Rainy ass day my bag is not waterproof so it dissolved all my opioids', 'I’ve been taking ritalin daily', 'I’m literally just keep getting drunker').
- Body obsession: Obsessive focus on extreme thinness and BMI targets (e.g., 'i wanna be skinnier bro...bmi14', 'lower bmi and being extremely skinny would fix me').
- Impulsivity: Spontaneous drug cravings, risky purchases, and unplanned actions (e.g., 'I need a job cuz there are so many things i wanna do', 'I should just go on stimulants 24/7').
- Denial: Dismisses mental health issues and downplays risks (e.g., 'I am convinced I am immune to mental illness', 'never kys').
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is a perfect match for kerosenekarnage because both share a love of alcohol and a disregard for personal health. The user’s tweet 'yay alcohol [2 pictures]' mirrors Homer's constant drinking, and their weight obsession in 'my weight matters more when im not cutting myself [picture]' reflects Homer's chronic obesity and lack of self‑care. Their self‑deprecating grandiosity in 'I am convinced I am immune to mental illness I’m amazing and I am great.' echoes Homer's typical overconfidence and laziness, such as when he says 'I don’t have to go to work'. The frequent substance‑use mentions like 'I’m literally just keep getting drunker. Yes to soju type shittttt [picture]' and 'I’ve been taking ritalin daily which i thought i would STOP DOING after school ended' parallel Homer's alcohol‑centric humor and occasional drug jokes. Finally, the impulsive, chaotic behaviour seen in 'stole @doorknobcat’s swag [2 pictures]' fits Homer's tendency to act without thinking. Overall, the combination of heavy drinking, weight issues, depressive moments, and impulsive antics aligns most closely with Homer Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, focusing on inner thoughts and personal feelings rather than external social interaction, as seen in tweets like "I hate everything" and "my mom just looked at the scars on my arm and asked if i drew them on or if i cut them." They attend to concrete, sensory details—weight logs, step counts, hair dye colors—evident in "Weight logs from July compared to now" and "I walked 18k steps today at the price of being sunburnt #fml." Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, for example "I feel like a failure whenever I eat a snack" and "I love dried seaweed" show feeling‑based judgments. The pattern of spontaneous, impulsive actions—changing display names, binge drinking, and urgent drug cravings—reflects a perceiving style, as in "I’m literally just keep getting drunker" and "I’ve been a NEET for a month and I hate it I’m trying so hard to get a job." Combining Introversion, Sensing, Feeling, and Perceiving points to an ISFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a bottle of coconut vodka? Because every time I see your pink hair pop up on Shedtwt, I get a little buzz I can't shake.
- Your knife flips are smoother than my attempts at flirting—maybe you can teach me the perfect spin, and I’ll show you how to flip my heart straight into yours.
- If we were in a Future Diary, I’d write ‘you + me = endless Jirai fan art, late‑night binge‑watching, and a shared love for dried seaweed snack attacks.’
- Your pink hair outshines any FNAF animatronic—let’s light up the night together and see if we can survive the jump scares of love.
- I might not have an ash‑catcher, but I’m ready to catch any vibe you throw—how about we spark a conversation over coconut vodka and a bowl of seaweed?
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Your new Twitter bio
Freelance digital artist & meme collector, hair-dye experimenter. Survived a live-stream knife flip—still thriving. #ShedTwitter #Jirai– @kerosenekarnage
Your signature cocktail
Kerosene Kink
This cocktail captures @kerosenekarnage's love of alcohol and chaotic mood, echoing the tweet 'yay alcohol [2 pictures]'. The coconut vodka references the tweet 'my moms in fiji rn and randomly texted me: "coconut vodka"'. The addition of an energy drink and soju mirrors their frequent stimulant and soju references like 'I literally just keep getting drunker. Yes to soju type shittttt'. The blood orange juice adds a dark red hue reminiscent of the tweet 'mucocele has grown and turned dark dark red', while the dried seaweed garnish nods to their love of 'dried seaweed is my goat when I’m hungry'. Together it creates a sweet‑tart, high‑energy, slightly bitter sip that feels like a midnight escape, just like they say 'I’m so confused why does it say 13 likes on my profile then 102 when I check the notifs on the post 😭😭😭what'.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows a strong drive for personal achievement and control, repeatedly emphasizing extreme goals like 'I want a BMI 14… I feel like a failure whenever I eat a snack' and declaring 'I’m convinced I am immune to mental illness I’m amazing and I am great', which reflects Slytherin ambition. They also explicitly seek a powerful persona, tweeting 'PLEASE TWITTER LET ME BE YUNO GASAI OF SHEDTWT'—a reference to a notoriously manipulative character. Their willingness to break norms for self‑preservation appears in statements like 'I’ve been taking stimulants 24/7 so i stop feeling hungry' and frequent self‑harm mentions, showing a pragmatic, self‑serving mindset. These traits of ambition, cunning self‑interest, and a readiness to bend rules align closely with the core values of Slytherin.
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Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The user frequently mentions self‑harm, substance abuse and deep self‑loathing, e.g., “My mucocele makes all my fits ugly… I hate being seen by other people irl when it flares up because I feel so horribly ugly,” and “I’m literally just keep getting drunker.” They also obsess over extreme thinness (“I want BMI 14/15”) and feel trapped in a cycle of addiction (“been fiending real bad for drugs… I should just go on stimulants 24/7”). The lyrics of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt” – “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel” – echo this pattern of self‑inflicted pain as a way to feel something. The song’s refrain about “the needle … tearing a hole” mirrors their constant reference to drugs and needles (“Rainy ass day my bag is not waterproof so it dissolved all my opioids now it’s all soggy powder”). Overall, “Hurt” captures the blend of despair, self‑destruction, and fleeting moments of numbness that dominate their timeline.
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