Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Values deep bonds and soulmates, e.g. celebrating best-friend love in “fico tão feliz que os hudcon são melhores amigos e se amam…” and being moved by couple tattoos in “a tatuagem pra namorada e pro namorado :( isso é tão lindo”.
- Empathetic fan: Defends idols’ well-being and motives, e.g. calling out harsh fandom takes in “aquelas pessoas que são fãs do kevin mas só falam dele se for pra depreciar…” and affirming “kevin is exactly where he wants to be” in this tweet.
- Playful humor: Uses vivid, comedic language for daily life, like joking about a cat’s zodiac sign in “chá de revelação da minha gata ela é de sagitário Por isso é tão chata” and dramatic fandom reactions in “MEU DEJRRERRUSSSS PORRA VAMO”.
- Self-aware identity: Reflects on name, preferences, and how others see her, e.g. explaining her compound name and its meaning in “gosto também de uma vez por mes lembrar que meu nome é LETÍCIA vitória…” and why she uses Vitória online in this tweet.
- Warm with children: Shows kindness and delight with kids, like cherishing the coworker’s son looking for “aquela menina baixinha de cabelo azul” in this tweet and the sweet exchange with the pink-haired girl in “a menininha de cabelo rosa chegou em mim…”.
Weaknesses:
- Strong reactivity: Anger often escalates in language, e.g. wanting to “escrachar o francuis” when irritated in this tweet and insulting her manager as “tataravó de adão” in this complaint.
- Harsh expressions: Rants can turn very aggressive, like directing extreme hate toward a celebrity in “queria que todo hate do mundo fosse pro ha.rry styles esse sim merece tweet de m.rt3” and cursing at Amazon in “cara que raiva da amazon vtnc eu so quero a porra do meu livro”.
- Anxious thinking: Describes intrusive fears about danger and death in “as vzs vcs também entram numa noia que podem morrer a qualquer momento…”, suggesting anxiety that disrupts her sense of safety.
- Communication insecurity: Feels inadequate with words, stating she’s “a pior pessoa do mundo com palavras” and can’t explain what she wants in this tweet, which may hold her back in more formal situations.
- Work frustration: Frequent complaints about job and countdown to vacations, like “minha gerente deu sorte…” in this outburst and obsessively marking days to time off in “FALTA SÓ DOIS (2) DIAS PRA EU FICAR DE FÉRIAS”, hinting at low job satisfaction.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, idealistic, smart, and very fandom/interest-driven. Like Lisa, they care deeply about kindness and how people are treated, getting upset at cruel "analysis" of a favorite character, as in “aquelas pessoas que são fãs do kevin mas só falam dele se for pra depreciar…”. They’re very introspective and anxious at times, openly discussing fears like “as vzs vcs também entram numa noia que podem morrer a qualquer momento…”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink and worry about life. At the same time, they’re warm with kids and moved by small acts of sweetness, e.g. “a menininha de cabelo rosa chegou em mim no trabalho… CRIANÇAS ANJOS DO SENHOR”, mirroring Lisa’s gentle, nurturing side. Their strong passions (books, ships, music, headcanons) and articulate rants—like the long reflection about their own name in “gosto também de uma vez por mes lembrar que meu nome é LETÍCIA vitória…”—are very Lisa-coded: highly verbal, opinionated, and proudly nerdy about what they love.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as clearly Extraverted: they constantly engage with fandom, coworkers and strangers, using lots of expressive caps, jokes and reactions to others, e.g. “HUDPHIE YAAYYYYYYYY ^^” and “gente nao posso nem sair na rua pq tenho um stalker serio #mto medo”, which shows energy gained from interaction and being highly outwardly expressive. Their focus is strongly Intuitive, centering on ships, character dynamics and hypothetical AUs rather than concrete details, like “uma au kerejean + kandreil assim” and the way they abstract friendship into soulmates in “acho que não existe nada mais lindo do que a amizade e ter uma pessoa que é como sua alma gêmea”. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented, prioritizing emotions and values over logic: they defend characters and people on a moral/emotional basis in “vocês são fãs mesmo? nunca é 'o kevin é uma pessoa altruísta...' mas sempre um 'kevin vai morrer sozinho e sofrendo'” and express tenderness toward children and coworkers, as in “CRIANÇAS ANJOS DO SENHOR”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they often act spontaneously (sleeping right before work in “em meia hora toca meu alarme... mas... eu vou dormir essas meia hora”), react in the moment to fandom drama, and joke about disorganization rather than emphasizing plans or structure, while still counting down to vacations in a light, excited way like “FALTA SÓ DOIS (2) DIAS PRA EU FICAR DE FÉRIAS”. Altogether, the enthusiastic social energy, imaginative fandom focus, emotional vocabulary, and relaxed approach to planning align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re Letícia Vitória with 14-letter perfection and blue hair, does that make me the kid asking ‘cadê aquela menina baixinha de cabelo azul?’ because I’m definitely looking for you now.
- You, wine, and a missing copy of Heated Rivalry: we could recreate your ‘a vida me odeia so me resta meu vinho’ tweet, except this time I show up at your door with the book and a bottle. Deal?
- You get happiness from hudcon being soulmates, you cry over kevjean playlists, and you defend Kevin like it’s your job—have you considered adding ‘being my #hopecore romance lead’ to that CV?
- You postponed lunch because ‘minhas férias é em 4 dias’, you survive a ‘tataravó de Adão’ gerente, and Amazon still doesn’t deliver your books… I think the least the universe owes you is a date with someone who actually arrives on time. I volunteer.
- You dreaming of Ilya having an orgasm, discussing exactly how Kevin likes Jeremy, and accidentally reading ‘water sports’ instead of ‘sports romance’ tells me one thing: your mind is a wild ao3 tag list and I’d very much like a cameo.
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Letícia Vitória, blue‑haired book gremlin. Kids at work call me ‘the short girl with blue hair’. I call it branding. Hudcon, ao3, wine & work breaks.– @kevicarioca
Your signature cocktail
Heated Rivalry Blue Sangria
This drink starts with blue curaçao for her blue hair and bright, chaotic fandom energy, the same vibe as her all‑caps keysmashes and crying over ships like “OH MY KEVJEAN” and “MEU DEJRRERRUSSSS PORRA VAMO”. A base of red wine nods to her beloved chopp de vinho and comfort-in-a-glass attitude from “não sei o que seria de mim sem o chopp de vinho sério…”. Espumante or sparkling water adds bubbles for her hyper, timeline-flooding enthusiasm and the way she lights up talking about friendships, like in “fico tão feliz que os hudcon são melhores amigos e se amam…”. Passionfruit syrup represents both her romantic, hopecore heart and her taste for spicy sports romance in “queria ta lendo meu heated rivalry fisico…”. Finally, a dash of bitters captures her sharp, sweary rants at work and brands—see “cara que raiva da amazon vtnc eu so quero a porra do meu livro”—balancing the sweetness so the cocktail is intense, a little dramatic, and unexpectedly comforting, just like her timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Vitória’s timeline is saturated with warmth, loyalty, and a deep valuing of relationships, which are core Hufflepuff traits. She repeatedly romanticizes friendship and soulmates, as in “acho que não existe nada mais lindo do que a amizade e ter uma pessoa que é como sua alma gêmea deve ser um dos melhores sentimentos do mundo”, and fiercely defends her faves from unfair treatment, asking fans to be kinder in tweets like “aquelas pessoas que são fãs do kevin mas só falam dele se for pra depreciar… vocês são fãs mesmo?”. She shows everyday kindness and softness, especially toward children and animals, telling stories like the coworker’s son looking for “aquela menina baixinha de cabelo azul” to say goodbye in this tweet and calling children “ANJOS DO SENHOR” after a compliment in this one. Her work-related tweets emphasize endurance and hard work leading up to vacation, such as “FALTA SÓ DOIS (2) DIAS PRA EU FICAR DE FÉRIAS” and joking about “atrasando meu almoço pq minhas ferias é em 4 dias” in this tweet, which paints her as diligent and persistent rather than glory-seeking. Even when she’s irritated, the core of her rants is usually about fairness and people deserving better treatment, for instance her frustration at how fans talk about Kevin in this defense of his character. Altogether, the combination of loyalty, gentleness, and appreciation of simple, steady joys in friends, work, and fandom fits Hufflepuff far better than the ambition of Slytherin, the showy bravery of Gryffindor, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Strawberries & Cigarettes - Troye Sivan
A song that fits Vitória is “Strawberries & Cigarettes” by Troye Sivan, because it balances softness, yearning, and a bit of emotional chaos the way her timeline does. She’s deeply romantic and sentimental about love and soulmates, like when she says she’s happy that her faves are best friends and that having someone who feels like a soulmate must be “one of the best feelings in the world” “fico tão feliz que os hudcon são melhores amigos e se amam, acho que não existe nada mais lindo do que a amizade e ter uma pessoa que é como sua alma gêmea deve ser um dos melhores sentimentos do mundo”. Her bio, “how someone so warm had survived such a cold place, jean didn’t know”, already frames her as tender and resilient in a harsh world, which matches the nostalgic, hurt/comfort tone of the song. She’s openly emotional, drinks wine, and lives intensely in her fandoms and ships, veering between screaming capslock joy and soft pain, like when she admits she’s not okay about her faves “to bem não galera” or when she celebrates hopeful, cozy aesthetics “#hopecore”. All of that lines up with a track that feels like late-night feelings, queer yearning, and warm memories in a world that’s often too cold.
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