KeyesSouth210
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His dedication to BC sports, especially hockey, is evident in tweets like 'Two wins over the eternal enemy launches us to the top of the Hockey East.'
- Analytical: He breaks down complex sports scenarios, such as 'We are down to 3 permutations allowing Maine to win the HEA regular season title.'
- Humorous: His tweet 'Me when I introduce an arbitrary time frame to cherry pick stats and make my argument look better' shows his wit and self-awareness.
- Competitive: His rivalry with BU is fierce, as seen in 'Sucks to BU in every sport!!'
- Faith-driven: His Catholic faith is central, shown in tweets like 'With the holy mandate of the Lord on high, our indomitable Hockey team will force them from our walls.'
Weaknesses:
- Overly Competitive: His intense rivalry with BU, such as 'Tonight we must defend our noble Conte Forum against the rampaging, unwashed BU hordes,' can come off as overly aggressive.
- Blunt: His tweet 'Oh. In that case, shut the fuck up about Catholicism, Protty,' shows a tendency to be overly direct.
- Obsessive: Tracking detailed permutations for sports outcomes, as in 'We are down to 3 permutations allowing Maine to win,' might indicate over-investment.
- Sarcastic: His humor, like 'Me when I introduce an arbitrary time frame to cherry pick stats,' can sometimes be misinterpreted as snarky.
- Critical: Calling out UVM’s camera operator with 'Jerkiest feed I've ever seen' shows a tendency to focus on flaws.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Keyes’s mix of humor, passion, and occasional bluntness mirrors Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Keyes is deeply devoted to what he loves, such as BC sports, as seen in 'Two wins over the eternal enemy launches us to the top of the Hockey East.' His humorous tweets, like 'Me when I take the paranoid schizophrenia pill,' align with Homer’s comedic nature. Both have a tendency to be outspoken, as shown in 'Hey @UVMmhockey fire your camera operator.'
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Keyes’s leadership qualities and strategic thinking align with ENTJ traits. His detailed breakdowns of sports scenarios, like 'We are down to 3 permutations allowing Maine to win,' show his analytical and goal-oriented mindset. His competitive nature, seen in 'Sucks to BU in every sport!!,' reflects ENTJs’ drive for success. His faith-driven tweets, like 'With the holy mandate of the Lord on high,' demonstrate his confidence and conviction. He thrives on planning and achieving, hallmarks of an ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a BC hockey game? Because you’ve got my heart racing faster than a power play!
- Are you the Conte Forum? Because I’d defend you against any unwashed hordes.
- Do you believe in miracles? Because meeting you feels like one.
- Are you a CFA milkshake? Because you’re the sweetest part of my day.
- Are you a Hockey East title? Because I’d fight through any permutation to win you over.
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Your new Twitter bio
Boston College superfan in SEC territory | Hockey stats wizard | Rivalry trash-talker | Faithful Catholic with a sharp tongue | Celebrating wins with Lechon Kawali and CFA milkshakes.– @KeyesSouth210
Your signature cocktail
Eagle’s Nest
The 'Eagle’s Nest' reflects Keyes’s bold and spirited personality. Whiskey represents his strength and competitive streak, as seen in 'Sucks to BU in every sport!!' Maple syrup adds a touch of sweetness, mirroring his humor in tweets like 'Me when I take the paranoid schizophrenia pill.' Lemon juice gives it a zesty kick, akin to his sharp wit, and bitters tie in his occasional bluntness, like 'Oh. In that case, shut the fuck up about Catholicism, Protty.' It’s a drink for a BC superfan.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Keyes’s boldness and loyalty to BC align with Gryffindor traits. His tweet 'Tonight we must defend our noble Conte Forum against the rampaging, unwashed BU hordes' shows his courage and competitive spirit. He’s fiercely loyal to his team, as seen in 'Two wins over the eternal enemy launches us to the top of the Hockey East.' His willingness to speak his mind, even bluntly, like 'Oh. In that case, shut the fuck up about Catholicism, Protty,' reflects Gryffindor’s straightforwardness.
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Your song
We Will Rock You - Queen
This anthem of determination and victory suits Keyes’s competitive and spirited personality. His tweet 'Tonight we must defend our noble Conte Forum against the rampaging, unwashed BU hordes' reflects the song’s energy. His love for BC sports and triumphs, like 'Two wins over the eternal enemy launches us to the top of the Hockey East,' aligns with the song’s celebratory vibe. It’s a perfect soundtrack for his sports-driven life.
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