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The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, especially in her mix of intelligence, emotional intensity, and deep loneliness. Like Lisa, they are very self-aware and analytical about their struggles, openly dissecting their mental health and eating disorder, for example when they say “i injust went on a whole rant about bmi to my dad” and “my dad said i should be eat 2k cals a day to lose weight ...... im 162cm tall”. There’s a strong sense of feeling misunderstood and uncared for by family, similar to Lisa’s dynamic with her parents and peers, shown in tweets like “i called my dad while i was crying and he hung up on me cause he was too busy at work to talk” and “mia madre di prima mattina al posto di dire buongiorno mi dice di farmi i cazzi miei e mi mette le mani addosso”. Their tweets also show a constant search for meaning and connection, mixed with despair—“i feelnso fucking alone no one truly gaf kmao” and “ppl would actually care if i was dead”—which mirrors Lisa’s recurring storylines about loneliness and feeling too much. Even their dark humor and dramatic framing of pain, such as “maybe if i hit my head hard enough whatever mental illness i have will go away”, fit Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize and narrativize her suffering, just in a more extreme, online teen way. Overall, the blend of sensitivity, intelligence, family conflict, and feeling like a burden strongly aligns them with a darker, more distressed version of Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
KGILLJOY exhibits strong Introversion (I), frequently expressing profound feelings of being “so fucking alone” and a tendency to “cut everyone off” when overwhelmed. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their preoccupation with symbolic meaning and future-oriented despair, such as having a “gut feeling” about their own mortality. They are a clear Feeling (F) type, as their posts are almost entirely driven by intense emotional states and subjective suffering, often “sobbing” over personal memories. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is reflected in their lack of a rigid schedule and impulsive behaviors, such as deciding to “b/p or kms or do both” based on the whims of their current distress.

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Italian student and creative soul. When I’m not analyzing geometry or perfecting my English, I’m searching for the best low-cal pizza recipes. Let’s connect! 🇮🇹– @KGILLJOY

Your signature cocktail
This experimental concoction reflects a 16-year-old Italian soul caught between bitterness and a desire for 'funsies.' The Amaro base represents her heritage and the “gut feeling” of a looming anniversary, while the yogurt whey and food dye nod to her habit of “gaslight myself into thinking it tastes more fruity”. The risky addition of peanut butter whiskey captures her “craving pb so bad” despite the fear of binging, served strong to match the energy of someone who “wants to die” but still hits their step count. Finally, the charred garnish honors her “favorite colors” and her transition to a new digital life at @7EARLYSUNSETS.

Your Hogwarts House
KGILLJOY demonstrates the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness through a lens of self-preservation and financial gain, specifically when they mention “selling videos of me puking if anyone's interested” to afford personal needs like a “new binder”. Their ambition is narrowly focused on self-perfection and control, often resorting to cunning tactics such as using “food dye in my greek yogurt... to gaslight myself” into a different sensory experience. The user also displays a characteristic Slytherin elitism and disdain for those they perceive as less experienced, as seen in their critique of others being “discord addicted” or acting in ways they find “cringe.” Ultimately, their heavy focus on personal 'accountability' threads and internal metrics aligns with the house's drive for individual achievement and mastery over one's own environment.

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Given the user's username (a reference to the album Danger Days) and their explicit mention that they “need gerard way so bad”, a song by My Chemical Romance is the perfect fit. Famous Last Words mirrors their internal struggle between the desire to give up and the painful reality of their situation, especially as they tweet “i hate my weaknesses, they make me who i am”. The song’s themes of survival amidst darkness resonate with their cycle of recovery and relapse, seen when they admit to being “b/p free for like idk a few days i dont wanna ruin it”. Despite frequently posting “i want to die”, the user's continued presence and move to new accounts suggest a defiant, albeit tragic, persistence similar to the song's core message.

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