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Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly interact with friends and oomfs, talk about partying and social life (“i party like im 21”), and enjoy reactions and attention, like being “glazed” by adults for their coding skills (“getting glazed so bad by my dad and his coworkers after doing coding that they cant do #Ok ...”), while also loving to “annoy” friends (“bro i love annoying my friends its so fun”). Their timeline is very Intuitive and fandom/idea oriented rather than grounded in practical details: they obsess over ships, symbolism, media analysis and abstract parallels like BTS lyrics to odysseyduo (“i just noticed how spring day BTS is literally odysseyduo”) and dramatic, metaphorical phrasing (“you met me at a very unstable time of my life (this can mean both unstable smp & my life crashing down)”). Their tone is highly Feeling-driven: they respond with intense emotional language, moral judgements, and empathy-based reactions (e.g. anger at parasocial boundary breaking: “ever since it became mainstream… SO many boundary breaking things its actually so concerning”; and strong value-laden rants about creepy comments on teenager wifies: “even if its not, its still???like... yall gotta die”). Finally, they look Perceiving rather than structured: they embrace chaos, impulse, and emotional swings (“okay wait im just freaking out instead of actually watching the video”), procrastinate or avoid planning (“i wanna make a new account but that means new email and im too lazy to make one”), and talk about identity crises and wanting a new user spontaneously (“i wanna change my user but its too iconic… sometimes i'd get a crisis and want a new identity”). Put together—high-energy social engagement, hyper-emotional fandom passion, metaphorical/idea-based thinking, and spontaneous, unstructured behavior—matches ENFP best.

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Coder by day, fandom analyst by night. Once got praised by my dad’s coworkers for fixing their code, then live‑tweeted a Minecraft-induced breakdown.– @KH4SLANAS

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They show a strong sense of self-preservation and sharp, sometimes ruthless judgment that leans Slytherin. For example, they talk about deliberately manipulating how others see them: “the way i'd purposefully lie or overexaggerate some things about me”, which reflects calculated image control rather than straightforward Gryffindor honesty or Hufflepuff sincerity. Their ambition and pride in thriving despite hardship also stand out: “baddie is me i am baddie. proof? i survived nobody knows how much attempts it was and even then i am STILL thriving and looking better. iktr”. They regularly draw hard lines and threaten consequences, like “your ragebait in fact worked on me. lock all your doors and windows tonight” and “bfb you will pay”, which fits Slytherin’s vengeful and confrontational edge. While they show humor and creativity, the recurring themes of pride, survival, and strategic self-presentation make Slytherin the best fit.

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The song that best suits them is bubblegum by Valeria, which they explicitly reference as their ideal vibe: “if i was a man i'd want to give bubblegum by valeria vibes and if i was a woman i'd want to give bubblegum by valeria vibes too”. Their bio’s soft, floral imagery—“while your arms cradling a bouquet of yellow dandelions and pink cherry blossoms, as lively and bright as you”—matches the candy-colored, romantic aesthetic of the song. At the same time, their timeline swings between intense emotional outbursts (“THIS LIFE AINT WORTH LIVING”, “FUCK MY STUPID CHID LIFE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU OH YMG OD IM GOIG TO DIE”) and playful confidence (“baddie is me i am baddie… i am STILL thriving and looking better”), which fits the song’s blend of sweetness and emotional volatility. Their parasocial fandom meltdowns and obsessive excitement over creators (“GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS”) also echo the intense, youthful infatuation that bubblegum captures. Overall, both their own stated aspiration and their online persona align with the sugary, manic, romantic energy of this track.

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