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Mr. Burns best fits this user because both are elitist, anti‑egalitarian and revel in a nostalgic hierarchy. The user’s tweets such as 'All rhetoric and images today in Europe, Americas are either Leftist, Christian or a combination… There is no city in world where giant statue of Nietzsche' show a disdain for modern progressive culture and a longing for a return to a ‘great‑man’ order, just like Burns’s obsession with “the old days” and his contempt for the ‘common folk’. Their conspiratorial tone appears in tweets like 'leaderless resistance' and 'facelord groups' which echo Burns’s secretive scheming and reliance on shadowy power networks. The user’s promotion of eugenics and 'human biodiversity' ('HBD today mostly sux') mirrors Burns’s belief in biological superiority and his attempts to control the town’s resources. Finally, the user’s call for a 'harsh, uncaring, unhumanitarian morality' aligns with Burns’s ruthless, profit‑driven worldview.

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The user’s tone is solitary and secretive, as shown by lines like “I may be waiting for you in the alley behind restaurant…in the dark; it is me at night behind the trash bin…”, indicating introversion. They focus on abstract, future‑oriented ideas (“The paltry doctrines thrown about now are with few exceptions OBSOLETE given the great commotions of next century”), which reflects a strong intuitive preference. Decision‑making is driven by cold, logical criteria rather than emotion, e.g., “The only thing that matters is if a harsh, uncaring, unhumanitarian morality can be adopted!” showing a thinking style. Their communication is highly structured and schedule‑driven (“We at Club Tropical Excellent will continue our operations on this account but at a somewhat reduced schedule” and “Caribbean Rhythms episode 124 will arrive TOMORROW”), pointing to a judging orientation. Together these traits align best with the INTJ personality type.

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Philosophy nerd, history buff, and host of the tropical Club Tropical podcast. Once debated Nietzsche on a sun‑bleached beach.– @KhalkeionGenos

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The drink’s backbone is bourbon, a hard, uncompromising spirit that mirrors the user’s call for 'leaderless resistance' – 'There’s a reason fake performative facelord groups don’t want concept of “leaderless resistance” to spread among us.' The addition of Ouzo injects a distinctly Greek aroma, echoing the self‑described 'militant radical Hellenism' and their constant references to ancient philosophers like Schopenhauer. Campari and pomegranate juice give the cocktail a bitter‑sweet, blood‑red color, a nod to their fascination with ‘HBD’, ‘blood and breeding’, and the line 'Schopenhauer dark view of humanity, corruption of peoples.' A brief absinthe rinse adds a dark, nihilistic edge, recalling their praise for 'Schopenhauer dark view of humanity' and the quote 'This particular tweet got me so much hate especially from people supposedly “on the right.”' Finally, the drink is served naked in a copper mug with no garnish, reflecting their embrace of national nudism and the cryptic warning 'I may be waiting for you in the alley behind restaurant…in the dark; it is me at night behind the trash bin…'.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes ambition and a drive for power, for example: 'The best want one thing above all others, everflowing fame among mortals' (tweet). They also champion cunning strategies like leaderless resistance, saying 'There’s a reason fake performative facelord groups don’t want concept of leaderless resistance to spread among us. It’s the only thing that will work in the coming troubles' (tweet). Their belief in natural hierarchy is evident in 'The right and good by nature is the advantage of the stronger' (tweet). While they cite philosophers, they use this knowledge to support a hierarchical, ambitious worldview, matching Slytherin’s values of ambition, cunning, and desire for dominance.

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The user's repeated calls for a single ruler—'Rule by many is not good, let there be one ruler, one king...'—mirror the song's central chant 'Hail to the King.' Their admiration for elite, heroic individuals—'The best want one thing above all others, ever‑flowing fame among mortals'—fits the anthem’s celebration of a monarch’s glory. The aggressive, martial tone of the track matches their endorsement of 'leaderless resistance' and a 'harsh, uncaring, unhumanitarian morality' as the only viable path. Moreover, the heavy‑metal sound aligns with their fascination with philosophers like Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, whose ideas often resonate in the metal community. Together, the song encapsulates the user's authoritarian, warrior‑like worldview.

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