Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, joy, and longing, like missing aespa and hoping this year will be the best of their life: “que saudade do aespa meu coracao ta doendo por onde anda minhas meninas queridas”, “hoje foi um dia tao bom me deu tantas esperanças sinto que esse ano vai ser o melhor da minha vida”.
- Socially aware: Shows concern for politics and social issues, criticizing nazism and trivialization of mental illness: “se hitler estivesse vivo hoje com um laudo de bipolaridade voces bateriam palma pra ele”, “o curioso caso do cara q sofreu um acidente entrou em mania e virou nazista ah sim entendi”.
- Protective ally: Defends women and queer people, calling out bad jokes and hetero humor: “humor hetero é tao ruim agradeço todo dia por viver em uma bolha totalmente diferente”, “deus tira toda dor da minha menina yeri triplica e da tudo pros executivos da sm”.
- Passionate fan: Engages deeply with media (k‑pop, anime, TV), remembering eras and feeling affected by comebacks and adaptations: “ultimo ano bom do kpop lamento”, “a sensacao de estragar a vida de mais uma pessoa convencendo ela a ver jjk”.
- Self‑aware humor: Uses self‑deprecating jokes to reflect on their own habits and struggles, like studying and medication: “me sentindo a pessoa mais fracassada do mundo vendo q ja tem gente estudando pro enem”, “to tendo q tomar remedio controlado”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Frequently uses very aggressive language toward others and fandoms, e.g. wishing harm to people in jokes: “tomara que o celular de cada um q disse hyunlix exploda”, “nao sabem o quanto eu queria que aquele raio tivesse acertado a cabeça dele”.
- Hostile sarcasm: Sarcastic tone often comes off as contemptuous, calling people “escoria” or “insuportaveis”: “esse mlk é uma escoria”, “eles sao tao performaticos que isso me estressa mais q o fato de serem insuportaveis”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Tends to dramatize situations as hopeless or apocalyptic, like wanting the world to explode over bad takes: “pqp explodam o mundo logo”, “trabalhar 12 horas por dia ate os 91 anos nao consigo pensar um cenario pior que esse”.
- Online volatility: Emotional swings and intense reactions to news, media, and fandom drama suggest reactive posting: “to estressada com a crunchyroll de novo”, “to passando por umas merdas”.
- Academic avoidance: Acknowledges difficulty starting or maintaining study habits, joking about feeling like a failure and needing external motivation: “preciso de uma motivação pra começar a estudar vou colar uma foto da malala em cima da minha mesa”, “me sentindo a pessoa mais fracassada do mundo vendo q ja tem gente estudando pro enem”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, combining sharp social awareness, strong opinions, and a nerdy, earnest side about studies and media. Like Lisa constantly critiquing the world around her, they call out ableism and people excusing bigotry with mental health, as in “se hitler estivesse vivo hoje com um laudo de bipolaridade voces bateriam palma pra ele” and “o curioso caso do cara q sofreu um acidente entrou em mania e virou nazista ah sim entendi”. Their frustration with poor representation and translation — “fazendo um trabalho porco nessas legendas e nao chamando a kirara no feminino” — fits Lisa’s sensitivity to justice and language. They’re also academically anxious but aspirational, echoing Lisa’s school-focused angst in “acho q nao ironicamente eu faria qualquer coisa por uma vaga na federal” and “me sentindo a pessoa mais fracassada do mundo vendo q ja tem gente estudando pro enem”. At the same time, their intense fandom brain — from k‑pop to anime to Interview with the Vampire — and lines like “qualquer plot fica bom quando o casal nao é hetero” mirror Lisa’s mix of earnestness, queerness-coded sensibility, and passionate niche interests.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted than Introverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of quote-tweets and reactions to fandom drama and public discourse, e.g. “pauta do dia q gerou discussao acirrada aqui no busao lista de omegas e alfas do ao3” and “fandom com maior concentracao de pessoas iletradas por metro quadrado como pode”, suggesting someone energized by social exchange rather than withdrawn observation. Their style strongly favors Intuition: they constantly generalize, exaggerate, or spin situations into broader ideas or humor, such as “qualquer plot fica bom quando o casal nao é hetero”, “so a mitski mesmo pra transformar musica de shopping em uma coisa profunda e melancolica”, and their joking about conspiracy thinking in “a mulher falando q forjaram a chuva por meio de antenas haarp queria viver um dia dentro da cabeça deles”. They come across as clearly Feeling-dominated rather than strictly logical: their judgments are value- and empathy-based, e.g. anger at misogyny/nazism/queerphobia in “se hitler estivesse vivo hoje com um laudo de bipolaridade voces bateriam palma pra ele” and support for idols or characters framed emotionally, like “deus tira toda dor da minha menina yeri triplica e da tudo pros executivos da sm” and “to estressada com a crunchyroll de novo fazendo um trabalho porco nessas legendas e nao chamando a kirara no feminino”. Their tone is blunt and snarky, but the underlying criteria are moral and affective, not detached logic. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they complain about studying and structure rather than embracing it, like “me sentindo a pessoa mais fracassada do mundo vendo q ja tem gente estudando pro enem”, “quase 2 meses de ferias deixou meu cerebro tao liso agora me sinto assim na maior parte do tempo”, and “ja ta podendo faltar no terceiro dia de aula”, and they frequently tweet impulsive emotional reactions to media and fandom rather than organized or planned takes, such as “hoje foi um dia tao bom me deu tantas esperanças sinto que esse ano vai ser o melhor da minha vida” right next to darker, chaotic humor like “nao sabem o quanto eu queria que aquele raio tivesse acertado a cabeça dele”. Together, this points most strongly to ENFP: socially expressive, imaginative, values-driven, and spontaneous with a mix of idealism, sharp humor, and intense emotional investment in media, politics, and relationships.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re willing to do ‘anything for a spot at a federal university,’ imagine what you’d do for a date with someone who’ll sit next to you, highlight your notes, and stream aespa with you during study breaks.
- You said ‘any plot gets better when the couple isn’t straight’—so statistically speaking, us becoming canon is just good storytelling.
- You get stressed when Crunchyroll doesn’t gender Kirara correctly, hate when Netflix adds 3 ads in 30 minutes, and still endure kpop hiatuses… if you can handle all that, I promise I’ll be the least frustrating part of your week.
- You compared seeing your fave again to ‘a soldier’s wife seeing him after years at war’—if we ever meet, I hope it feels at least half that dramatic… strings swelling, camera spinning, and me dropping all my wired earphones at your feet.
- You called aespa ‘my girls’ and got emotionally destroyed by jjk, iwtv, Mitski, and kpop disbands—so if we flirt, I’ll sign a contract: no hiatus, no disband, and mandatory comebacks every time you say you miss me.
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k-pop & anime analyst in training, juggling ENEM stress and crunchy subtitles. Once started a bus debate about AO3 omegaverse rankings 🚌– @kianalogist
Your signature cocktail
Federal FOMO Fizz
This drink runs on cachaça because their timeline screams chaotic, funny Brazilian energy and late-night stan discourse, like when they said "pauta do dia q gerou discussao acirrada aqui no busao lista de omegas e alfas do ao3". The guava juice with lime is sweet but slightly tart, matching the mix of affection and drama in tweets like "que saudade do aespa meu coracao ta doendo por onde anda minhas meninas queridas" and "acho q nao ironicamente eu faria qualquer coisa por uma vaga na federal". Pink peppercorn syrup adds a spicy kick for the way they roast people and call out nonsense, as in "fandom com maior concentracao de pessoas iletradas por metro quadrado como pode" and "tem umas mussolesbicas e uns viadolfs que andam me irritando tanto esses dias". The sparkling citrus soda captures their hyperactive stan excitement and optimism, like "hoje foi um dia tao bom me deu tantas esperanças sinto que esse ano vai ser o melhor da minha vida" and the unhinged K‑pop hype in "kiiikiii princesas da geração". Finally, edible glitter over crushed ice nods to their dramatic, glittery fandom heart and the way they romanticize everything from shows to ships, such as "me sinto a esposa de um soldado vendo ele pela primeira vez depois de anos na guerra" and the yearning in "fico doente pensando nela tragam essa mulher de volta pra mim to pessima".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows sharp, confrontational certainty and a strong sense of "us vs. them" that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They are quick to condemn people and groups they dislike in absolute, often cruel terms, e.g. wishing that “aquele raio tivesse acertado a cabeça dele” and calling a boy “escoria” because “o fato dele estar levando isso como uma 'brincadeira entre amigos' ja fala por si so”. They display a ruthless, zero-tolerance stance toward bigotry or revisionism, saying things like “se hitler estivesse vivo hoje com um laudo de bipolaridade voces bateriam palma pra ele” and mocking excuses for someone who “entrou em mania e virou nazista ah sim entendi”. Their ambition and self-preservation show up in academic anxiety and desire for status, as when they say “acho q nao ironicamente eu faria qualquer coisa por uma vaga na federal” and worry about being a failure compared to those already studying for the ENEM in “me sentindo a pessoa mais fracassada do mundo vendo q ja tem gente estudando pro enem”. While there’s humor and fandom love, the dominant pattern is cutting, strategic, and status-aware—classic Slytherin traits rather than the idealism of Gryffindor, the soft loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the detached curiosity of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
nonsense - Sabrina Carpenter
A well‑suited song for them is “nonsense” by Sabrina Carpenter, because they balance sharp humor, chaotic stan energy, and emotional oversharing in a way that matches the song’s playful but self-aware tone. They’re loudly opinionated and extremely online, like when they rant about fandoms and companies (“fandom com maior concentracao de pessoas iletradas por metro quadrado como pode”, “to estressada com a crunchyroll de novo fazendo um trabalho porco nessas legendas e nao chamando a kirara no feminino”), which fits the song’s witty, tongue‑in‑cheek lines. Their timeline is full of dramatic, romantic and parasocial feelings toward idols and characters (“me deixa tao triste saber que a sabrina carpenter ja namorou com essa coisa ai”, “me sinto a esposa de um soldado vendo ele pela primeira vez depois de anos na guerra”), echoing the song’s flirty exaggeration and overthinking. At the same time, they show vulnerability about studies and mental health (“acho q nao ironicamente eu faria qualquer coisa por uma vaga na federal”, “to passando por umas merdas”), which lines up with Sabrina’s habit of masking stress and insecurity with jokes. Overall, “nonsense” captures their mix of queer, pop‑culture‑obsessed chaos and emotionally honest, self‑deprecating humor.
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