KianMajor
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His fervent tweets about football and British music show that he is deeply passionate about what he loves.
- Humorous: His tweets are often laced with humor and sarcasm, such as mocking a player for headbutting: 'Headbutted the smallest bloke he could find the coward 🤣'.
- Patriotic: He demonstrates a strong sense of national pride with tweets like 'Rule Britannia!'.
- Knowledgeable: His insights on football and music indicate extensive knowledge in those fields: 'Only one player on here twice, best player in championship history'.
- Critical: He isn't afraid to voice his discontent on various issues, such as VAR in football or the rise of certain music artists.
Weaknesses:
- Opinionated: His strong opinions, such as 'Wiping America off the map would increase the average IQ of the world by about 70', can be polarizing.
- Negative: Kian often focuses on critiquing rather than praising, such as 'Jurgen klopp and his peers up the top of the pyramid have ruined football in this country'.
- Anxious: He mentions that 90% of his anxiety comes from football, which suggests he may struggle with stress.
- Controversial: His tweets about political figures and activists can be provocative and divisive, like 'These tory lot scared that a left winger that isnt a soft touch has been voted into the house of commons'.
- Sarcastic: His constant sarcasm, such as 'Headbutted the smallest bloke he could find the coward 🤣', might not be appreciated by everyone.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Kian's sarcastic and cynical tone, combined with his strong opinions, resembles Moe Szyslak. Moe is known for his grumpy attitude but deep down, he cares about his friends and his bar, much like Kian cares about football and British culture despite his often critical tweets like 'Cant wait to see the back arse of him, a cancer to the British game'.
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Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a football match? Because you've got my heart racing.
- You must be an Oasis song, because you always have me saying 'Definitely Maybe'.
- Is it just me, or do we have a stronger connection than Wi-Fi at a football stadium?
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your timeline.
- Are you a guitar riff? Because my heart skips a beat whenever I see you.
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⚽ Avid Football Enthusiast | British Music Adorer | 🇬🇧 Proud Brit | Opinionated & Sarcastic | Always up for a football debate! Contact: [email protected]– @KianMajor
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Gryffindor
Kian's bravery in voicing strong opinions and his passion align him with Gryffindor. His audacity in criticizing football figures and political stances shows a fearless nature: 'Russell Martin gasping for the sack is he 🤣'. His patriotism and pride in Britain, like 'Rule Britannia!', reflect the loyalty and courage characteristic of Gryffindor.
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Don't Look Back in Anger - Oasis
Kian's love for Oasis and British music is clear: 'Two greats of British music'. This song encapsulates not only his musical preferences but also his tendency to express strong opinions and move on from them: 'Tough one but has to be stay young for me, my number 1 and number 2 oasis songs though for sure'.
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