Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: politically outspoken, intellectually inclined, and emotionally intense. They’re strongly moral and combative about injustice in a very Lisa way, for example railing against eugenics and racism in “eu to sem reacao vendo um monte de BRASILEIRO... sendo abertamente eugenista” and taking firm stances like “VAI SE FUDER ISRAEL ESTADO ILEGITIMO DO CARALHO!!!!”. Like Lisa, they balance this with genuine passion for art and media, calling a game “cinema nao, isso aqui sao todas as 7 artes juntas que jogasso lindo do caralho” in this tweet and gushing over anime and games such as Demon Slayer and Lies of P in “cara lies of p. puta jogasso.”. The introspective tone about place and identity in “dentro do meu cerebro num canto iluminado tem um desejo de morar em sao paulo... eternamente entre dois estados nao so geograficos mas mentais” also fits Lisa’s reflective, somewhat restless nature. Even their nerdy enthusiasm for blogs and personal pages in “man ilove blogs and personal pages really cool!!!! i wanna go back to 2008 so fuckgn bad” echoes Lisa’s earnest, slightly out-of-time sensibility.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: despite joking about friends and social events, most tweets center on internal experiences, games, anime, and emotional reactions rather than constant socializing, and they even say things like wanting to “go back to 2008” and loving personal blogs like “man ilove blogs and personal pages really cool!!!! i wanna go back to 2008 so fuckgn bad”. Their focus on ideals, symbolism, nostalgia, and imagined alternatives points to intuition (N) over sensing; they romanticize cities and eras (“dentro do meu cerebro num canto iluminado tem um desejo de morar em sao paulo… eternamente entre dois estados nao so geograficos mas mentais”) and care deeply about narrative and aesthetics in games and shows (“cinema nao, isso aqui sao todas as 7 artes juntas que jogasso lindo do caralho”). They are strongly feeling (F): moral outrage and empathy drive their opinions more than dispassionate logic, like when they condemn injustice and violence in very value-laden terms (“cata inacreditável o van de velde jogando… esse cara tem que levar no mínimo um tiro” and “eu to sem reacao vendo um monte de BRASILEIRO… sendo abertamente eugenista… abre o olho joaocrusader1488, vc vive na vida real!!!”). Their style is passionate but not systematizing; they express intense attachment to characters, music, and media (“eu amo demon slayer amo amo amo mas porra cara como que fica feliz… sabendo que eu vou ver todos os meus personagens favoritos serem dilapidados em 4k”). Finally, they seem perceiving (P) rather than judging: they procrastinate and improvise (“depois de enrolar muito eu vou jogar monkey island finalmente!!!!”), stress about exams without presenting structured study plans (“galera..... fiz a prova de calculo se eu reprovar eu desativo e viro um caranguejo eremita”), and jump between fandoms, political rants, and impulsive reactions, suggesting a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle typical of INFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re forever torn between two states, not just geographic but mental—how about we resolve at least one and meet halfway between Rio and São Paulo for coffee and a rant about how this city is a hospício?
- You surviving Lies of P bosses and Yakuza 7 beatdowns for fun makes you officially tougher than me—if I ask you out, will you promise to only one-shot my heart and not my HP bar?
- You made a strawpage because you miss 2008 blogs… if we go out, I promise to treat our first date like an old Blogspot post: overdesigned layout, too many feelings, and a playlist with Terno Rei and some random PS2 nostalgia tracks.
- As a fellow Sinnoh kid who still remembers the Spear Pillar routes by heart, I think it’s fate: you name the Giratina ‘Brownie’, I bring actual brownies, and we see if our chemistry is more Gallade elegance or Garchomp chaos.
- You said Hatsune Miku is the Jesus Christ of the digital era—so if Miku is your messiah, can I be your little digital apostle, spreading the gospel of ‘go on a date with me and we’ll scream VAI BRASIL and cry over Demon Slayer together in 4K?’
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Engineer in Rio juggling calculus crises, JRPG bosses & Olympic rants. Once burned a barbecue over football trash talk; still trusted with sharp objects.– @kickinngcars
Your signature cocktail
Shaymin Synnoh Sunrise
This drink starts with cachaça and roasted pineapple for a loud, football-churrasco Brazilian core, channeling vibes like “chegou o flamenguista aqui no churrasco salguei a carne dele toda ficou uma merda vai tomar no CU aqui é fluminense porra👊👊👊” and “mangoes and pineapples”. A shot of cold brew coffee captures the exhausted student gamer grinding through calculus and JRPG bosses, as in “galera..... fiz a prova de calculo se eu reprovar eu desativo e viro um caranguejo eremita” and “tomei um cacete num boss muito pica do yakuza 7 e nao sabia se chorava de emocao ou raiva”. The matcha-honey syrup nods to their multilingual, anime-and-Miku-loving side – soft, sweet, a little otaku – reflected in “hatsune miku eh o jesus cristo da era digital todos saudam a rainha” and “eu amo demon slayer amo amo amo”. A dash of Fernet or herbal amaro brings the sharp, bitter political and moral rants, from “VAI SE FUDER ISRAEL ESTADO ILEGITIMO DO CARALHO!!!!” to “as pessoas precisam voltar a ter medo de cometer crimes”. It’s all topped with sparkling water and lime peel, a fizzy, chaotic finish that mirrors their all-caps gaming/olympics meltdowns like “ZELDAAAAA” and the pure joy of “MEU DEUSSSS QUE COISA MAIS LINDA EU AMO A SHAYMIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, making the whole cocktail feel like a hectic, hopeful Rio–Sinnoh crossover morning.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a strong tendency to jump in and stand up for what they think is right, often in a confrontational way, which is very characteristic of Gryffindor. For example, they denounce Israel in openly aggressive terms and cheer for Brazil in the same breath, revealing a mix of moral outrage and national pride: "VAI SE FUDER ISRAEL ESTADO ILEGITIMO DO CARALHO!!!! AQUI É BRASIL PORRA!!! VAI BRASILIANNNNNNNNN". They also express a harsh, vigilante sense of justice when reacting to a convicted abuser: "o cara condenado e preso por estupro de vulnerável (12 ANOS!!!!!!!!!!!) e tá jogando livre na olimpiada...... esse cara tem que levar no mínimo um tiro", and again when talking about politicians and criminals: "as pessoas precisam voltar a ter medo de cometer crimes" and "galera que mata politico queria falar nada nao mas o chupetinha tá aqui de boassa no vrasil". Their timeline is full of intense, impulsive emotional reactions — to sports, games, and politics — such as "VAI CORINTHIAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS", "VAI SE FUDER ISRAEL...", and multiple all-caps outbursts about games and anime, which matches Gryffindor’s fiery temperament more than the measured tone of Ravenclaw or Slytherin. While they clearly work hard at university and care about passing calculus, the dominant traits here are impulsiveness, moral courage, and loud, emotional conviction, all central to Gryffindor rather than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff or the strategic focus of Slytherin.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A dramatic, emotional anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits them because they constantly oscillate between humor, despair, and defiant hope, joking about wanting to die while still pushing through exams and life, as seen in "man i gotta kms" and "desisto voi me matar". They’re nostalgic and deeply attached to the media that shaped them, celebrating games and older internet culture much like the song’s fixation on formative memories, in tweets like "man ilove blogs and personal pages really cool!!!! i wanna go back to 2008 so fuckgn bad" and "Saudade de quando isso was the most hype thing in the world". Their intense fandom energy and love for slightly melodramatic, epic narratives in games and anime—"cara lies of p. puta jogasso", "essa temporada de demon slayer tá ABSURDA", "cinema nao, isso aqui sao todas as 7 artes juntas que jogasso lindo do caralho"—mirror the song’s over-the-top, theatrical style. The way they passionately celebrate victories and heroes, whether in sports or fiction, like "OURO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAA VOCE É GIGANTE BIA!!!!!" and "eu te amo superman. eu te amo seja uma pessoa melhor pelo superman", echoes the song’s call to carry on despite everything. Even their political fury and sense of justice—"VAI SE FUDER ISRAEL ESTADO ILEGITIMO DO CARALHO!!!!" and "as pessoas precisam voltar a ter medo de cometer crimes"—fit the song’s rebellious, morally charged tone.
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