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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is a depressed, self‑destructive bartender who often feels worthless and isolates himself. The user’s tweets like "i have no future" and "i ghost people all the time sorry i just dont like talking to people much" echo Moe’s loneliness and low self‑esteem. Their frequent mentions of smoking ("time to smoke another cigarette") and self‑harm ("do i cut myself yes or no yes or no") align with Moe’s chronic drinking and suicidal thoughts shown in episodes such as "Moe Baby". The user’s angry outbursts ("i hate ***** they should all rope") and feelings of being unattractive ("why does everyone stop talking to me after i show them my face am i rly that ugly…") reflect Moe’s bitterness toward customers and his own insecurities. Overall, the combination of self‑destructive behavior, isolation, and constant self‑criticism best matches Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, repeatedly stating they avoid interaction like 'I ghost people all the time sorry i just dont like talking to people much'. Their focus on internal feelings and abstract concerns such as 'i have no future' and 'when i kill myself i will live stream it' suggests an Intuitive (N) preference. Emotional decision‑making is evident in statements like 'i hate my life' and 'i hate u', indicating a Feeling (F) orientation. The posting style is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive remarks like 'i cant stop playing geo guesser im just so smart' and 'i will try to sleep now before i hurt myself', reflecting a Perceiving (P) approach. Overall, the pattern of deep personal values, emotional expression, and lack of planning aligns best with the INFP type.

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GeoGuessr addict who once guessed a location within 5m. Coffee, cats & code keep me grounded. Mental health advocate. #SelfCare– @kidnappcd

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The black vodka represents the darkness and self‑destructive thoughts echoed in tweets like "i want something bad to happen to me" and "i hate my life". The smoky mezcal captures the frequent cigarette references, such as "time to smoke another cigarette". Bacon‑infused bourbon nods to the bizarre love of meat expressed in "i love meat thank u animals for tasting so good thank u". Grenadine adds a sickly sweet veneer that mirrors the 🍭 emoji in the bio and the twisted humor of posts like "i love meat thank u animals for tasting so good thank u". A splash of fresh lemon juice provides a sharp, sour sting that reflects the raw pain in "im gonan hurt myself" and the frantic energy of "i cant stop playing geo guesser im just so smart".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal self‑centered, manipulative motives, such as planning to livestream their own suicide for attention: "when i kil myself i will live stream it and then people will call me corny…" This focus on personal notoriety aligns with Slytherin’s drive for self‑preservation and ambition. They also express hostile, selfish attitudes toward others, e.g., "i hate ***** they should all rope" and "stupid cuck go die," reflecting the house’s tendency toward cunning and a willingness to disregard others for personal gain. The lack of bravery, loyalty, or intellectual curiosity in the content suggests the traits of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw are absent, leaving Slytherin as the most fitting house.

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The repeated self‑harm and suicidal messages in the timeline – e.g., "im gonan hurt myself", "suicide", "there is still blood on my floor and onmy mattress" – echo the opening line of the song, "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." The lyric "I'm numb, I'm breaking down" matches the tweet "I feel weird i cant feel my hands n arms they feel numb" and the overall feeling of emptiness. References to having “no future” and wanting “something bad to happen to me” align with the song’s themes of hopelessness and self‑destruction. The raw, confessional tone of "Hurt" captures the account’s desperate cries like "when i kill myself i will live stream it" and the constant expression of self‑hatred, making it a fitting musical portrait.

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