Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curious researcher: Shows persistence in niche interests like lost media and lyrics, e.g. “I FINALLY FOUND THE LYRICS AFTER SEARCHING IN ARCHIVE DOT ORG” and “Acabo de hacer mi primera recuperación de lost media”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on personal tendencies and flaws, e.g. “I used to be in cleptotwt but got better and don't klepto stores ( at least ) i still have it in my bio” and “I have kleptomaniac tendencies and I am a weird person...”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares feelings about family, friends, and life, e.g. “Daría todo xq mis viejos se separen de una vez por todas” and “Doing nothing of my life”.
- Independent thinker: Emphasizes having strong personal views and frustration with uncritical people, e.g. “Why people are so dumb, that they repeat the story. Having millions of resources to where research from.” and “I don't like ignorant people or people who don't listen to your point/are hard to change their view”.
- Creative geek: Shows enthusiasm for alternative music, media and esoteric ideas, e.g. “10% nine inch nails 10% noisuf x 10% candlemass…” and “Arcane and I plan to watch the LOTR saga”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive humor: Frequently jokes about suicide and self-harm, e.g. “Me su1cid1o hoy ya mismo /hj” and “Boludo más intentos de suicidios que la chica esa emo scene gyaru…”.
- Anger issues: Expresses intense hostility toward family and political figures, e.g. “Que ganas de peg4rle un tiго al hdp de mi progenitor no podes ser tan insensible” and “Que presidente de mierda loco”.
- Distrustful: Shows difficulty trusting others and disappointment in relationships, e.g. “[CRINGE ALERT] No because My trust has been broken too many times. Even the people I trusted the most failed me”.
- Social difficulty: Struggles to maintain friendships aligned with their values, e.g. “It's hard for me to make friends because I always stumble w/ people whose beliefs clashes w/ mine” and “Apenas me pueda alejar de esa amistad de 'ultra derecha'... me alejo lo más posible”.
- Harsh judgment: Often describes others in strong negative terms, e.g. “Why people are so dumb, that they repeat the story.” and “Gringos I'm So Sorry for laughing when your stupid orange got you out of the WHO”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly introspective, intelligent, politically and ethically opinionated, and often frustrated with the people around them. Like Lisa, they care about social and political issues and are openly critical of authority, as seen in “Que presidente de mierda loco” and “Mal, y eso que ni los topo pero respeto su postura ante esta situación... no hay que quedarnos callados”. They show a strong interest in knowledge and niche subjects—lost media, real crime, and music deep-dives—as in “Acabo de hacer mi primera recuperación de lost media” and “Sabían que a mi en realidad me interesa mucho los casos de crimen real…”, which mirrors Lisa’s bookish, research-oriented nature. Their difficulty connecting with others and feeling out of place among friends matches Lisa’s outsider status, for example “It's hard for me to make friends because I always stumble w/ people whose beliefs clashes w/ mine” and “I don't like ignorant people or people who don't listen to your point…”. The mix of emotional heaviness and self-awareness—“I am too cold, subconsciously loathe myself, too mysterious and reserved for my own good”—also aligns with Lisa’s tendency toward melancholy and introspection beneath a smart, principled exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They explicitly self-type as “intp5w4” in their bio, and their tweets consistently match a Introverted (I) pattern: they describe difficulty making friends and preference for few or no people as comfort, e.g. “Comfort food: apples and cereal… People? 0” and “It's hard for me to make friends because I always stumble w/ people whose beliefs clashes w/ mine”, and they often talk about inner thoughts rather than external socializing. Their strong interest in abstract topics and patterns over concrete day‑to‑day details fits Intuition (N): they enjoy esotericism and destiny (“I think so. Yes. I am more esoteric leaning.”, “I believe everyone is destined to do something, but that we can change our destiny”) and lost media / obscure lyrics (“I FINALLY FOUND THE LYRICS AFTER SEARCHING IN ARCHIVE DOT ORG”, “Acabo de hacer mi primera recuperación de lost media”), all of which show a fascination with hidden meanings and systems. Their evaluations of others are driven by internal logic and ideological consistency more than harmony, pointing to Thinking (T): they get frustrated with people who won’t revise their views (“I don't like ignorant people or people who don't listen to your point/are hard to change their view, even if it's wrong...”) and criticize politics and historical repetition in a blunt way (“Why people are so dumb, that they repeat the story.”, “Que presidente de mierda loco”). They are spontaneous, reactive, and non‑structured rather than orderly, which is typical of Perceiving (P): they show procrastination and lack of structured planning (“Doing nothing of my life”, “Trying to not fall asleep”), mood‑driven behavior (“Uffff esta lluvia me esta pidiendo A GRITOS TERERÉ Y A DORMIR”), and ongoing school changes and frustrations without clear plans (“Dios me pongo re impaciente porque me estoy cambiando de escuela y no me dijeron nada todavía”). Overall, their introspection, abstract interests, logical but emotionally self-aware tone, and flexible, somewhat chaotic lifestyle strongly align with INTP rather than their mentioned alternatives (like extroverted or highly structured types.)
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re 10% NIN, 10% Candlemass, 10% Pantera, etc… be honest, how many percent of you is secretly ‘Radio Werewolf Pogo the Clown’ and how many percent is ‘falling for the person asking you about it right now’?
- You finally recovered some lost media and found the lyrics to ‘Pogo the Clown’ on Archive.org — want to team up and recover the lost media of my dignity after I ask you out and inevitably quote Sisters of Mercy lyrics at the wrong time?
- You said your comfort media is your own art and your comfort people are ‘0’… I’m not trying to ruin the aesthetic, but I could audition to be Comfort Person #1 and promise to respect both your esoteric beliefs and your hatred of ignorant people.
- You’re out here relating to ‘Sober’, surviving shitty schools, watching Lord of the Rings and Arcane, and wishing your parents would finally separate — that’s a lot of plot for one character. Mind if I cameo as the oddly supportive side character who brings tereré when it rains?
- You joked about having more suicide attempts than that emo scene gyaru and once being in kleptotwt… I don’t want to steal anything from stores, but I am fully prepared to klepto your gray-turned-brown eyes and keep them in my inventory of ‘reasons I’m lowkey obsessed with this clown-after-midnight bard of hope’.
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Real crime cases, lost media hunts & loud guitars. Once recovered a track by digging through Archive.org at 3 AM. Coffee, tereré, and skepticism.– @kIeptomaniaco
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Bard of Hope Sour
The Fernet with cola base nods to their Argentine vibe and strong, slightly bitter outlook, the kind of person who says “Que presidente de mierda loco” while still pushing through. Cold-brew coffee captures their insomnia, overthinking, and comments like “Trying to not fall asleep”, giving the drink a nervous INTP buzz. A layer of red fruit syrup represents their emotional intensity and goth/alt music taste, from Sisters of Mercy to “10% nine inch nails… 5% type o negative 5% the cure”, adding sweetness under the angst. The dash of smoked salt stands for the trauma, family issues, and dark humor in lines like “Que ganas de peg4rle un tiго al hdp de mi progenitor” and joking about suicide attempts, grounding the drink with something harsh but real. Finally, an orange peel twist references their political snark toward Trump and "the stupid orange" in “Gringos I'm So Sorry for laughing when your stupid orange got you out of the WHO”, a bright, sarcastic zest on top of a dark, complex mix.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows strong intellectual curiosity and niche, somewhat academic interests, which point clearly to Ravenclaw. They talk about real crime cases but avoid the fandom side of it, saying “Sabían que a mi en realidad me interesa mucho los casos de crimen real pero no me gusta indagar en ese interés mio porque me da 'miedo' quedar como esos fanáticos de asesinos u obsesionados?”, which shows a reflective, analytical engagement with a complex topic. They also actively hunt obscure information and media, celebrating that “I FINALLY FOUND THE LYRICS AFTER SEARCHING IN ARCHIVE DOT ORG” and “Acabo de hacer mi primera recuperación de lost media”, which is extremely typical of a curious, research-oriented mind. They identify with being "too mysterious and reserved" and self-analytical in “I am too cold, subconsciously loathe myself, too mysterious and reserved for my own good”, leaning into introspection rather than social bravado or pure ambition. Even their comfort and identity markers—esotericism, destiny, astrology, and their own art in “Comfort media: my own art” and “I think so. Yes. I am more esoteric leaning.”—fit a Ravenclaw’s love for abstract ideas, symbolism, and inner mental worlds more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails. They explicitly list NIN among their top artists: “10% nine inch nails 10% noisuf x 10% candlemass 10% carnivore 10% pantera 10% cathedral 10% kino 10% possessed 10% big black Bonus: 5% type o negative 5% the cure is 5% sewerslvt 5% joy division”, and their general taste—Radio Werewolf, Candlemass, Type O Negative—leans into dark, intense, and self‑reflective music. The song’s themes of self‑loathing, dysfunctional desire, and trying to feel something align with their admissions like “I am too cold, subconsciously loathe myself, too mysterious and reserved for my own good” and joking yet recurrent mentions of suicidality such as “Me su1cid1o hoy ya mismo /hj”. Closer’s raw confessional tone also mirrors their openness about mental health and identity, for example “I know. I am just like the person the song Sober sings about.” and “I have kleptomaniac tendencies and I am a weird person...”. Overall, the song’s dark sexuality, angst, and brutally honest self‑presentation match their edgy humor, fascination with crime and lost media, and esoteric, introspective side.
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