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Your Simpsons character
Kirk mirrors Lisa Simpson's intellectual and critical nature. His philosophical musings ('Man my list of books to read just keeps growing by the day') and critiques of societal issues ('Anti intellectuals like this freak should be paraded in the street') align with Lisa's personality. Both are deeply introspective yet sarcastic, as seen in Kirk's tweet 'Holy shit I'm a certified quirked up white boy.'

Your MBTI personality Type
Kirk's introspective and analytical nature fits the INTP personality type. His philosophical interests ('Gonna read some more Kierkegaard tomorrow') align with the INTP's love for abstract thought. His critical tweets ('Anti intellectuals like this freak should be paraded in the street') demonstrate the logical and questioning mindset typical of this type. INTPs are also known for their humor, as seen in Kirk's tweet 'Holy shit I'm a certified quirked up white boy.'

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Philosophy bro | Kierkegaard stan | Gym rat with jelly legs | Sarcasm and existential dread on tap | Metalcore enthusiast | GER/DK vibes | DM me if you're Volt-pilled.– @KierkegaardPill

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The 'Existential Lift' reflects Kirk's blend of intensity and introspection. Whiskey represents his sharp wit ('Holy shit I'm a certified quirked up white boy'), while cold brew coffee mirrors his late-night musings ('You ever just question'). Maple syrup adds a touch of sweetness to balance his cynicism ('Death is inevitable, let's just enjoy it while it lasts'). The orange peel adds a zesty, philosophical twist.

Your Hogwarts House
Kirk fits Ravenclaw due to his intellectual curiosity and love for philosophy, as seen in 'Gonna read some more Kierkegaard tomorrow.' His critical thinking, such as his analysis of financial systems ('Crypto just shows it off blatantly'), aligns with the house's values. Ravenclaws are also known for their wit, which Kirk displays in tweets like 'Holy shit I'm a certified quirked up white boy.' His introspective nature further cements his place in this house.

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Kirk's blend of introspection and intensity matches Slipknot's 'Duality.' His tweet 'Like I went from thinking I'm a narcissist because I'd bang myself to feeling absolutely disfigured in like 30 mins' reflects the song's theme of inner conflict. His gym dedication ('Might start purging this account and go full fitness posts') aligns with the song's powerful energy. The rawness of his emotions fits the song's aggressive yet introspective tone.

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