Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal Fangirl: Passionate defenses of Destiel and LDS fans in “Eu acho engraçado qm chama lds de mentira coletiva...” show unwavering commitment to fandom communities.
- Humorous Storyteller: Self-deprecating quips like “'caraca esse eh o melhor filme...'” illustrate comedic framing of daily life.
- Protective Friend: Admits they'd rather be hurt than let others touch their things in “Eu sendo aql amiga...”, evidencing loyal boundaries.
- Creative Dreamer: Working on a visual novel in “Maldito dia que eu decidi...” signals imaginative ambition.
- Warm Family-Oriented: Affection for relatives appears in “Af amo meu irmão...” and desire to spoil the 'sobrinha' in “Todo dia eu agradeço...”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile Mood: Frequent swings from affection to despair, e.g., “Se o Twitter cair eu me enforco”.
- Self-Loathing: Explicit self-hate in “Acho q o único ódio genuíno...” suggests damaging self-image.
- Conflict-Ridden Home: Regular complaints about parental fights like “Era meu sonho q meu pai nao chegasse...” highlight draining domestic stress.
- Impulsive Language: Harsh statements such as “Queria saber quem foi o criador de wincest...” show aggressive outbursts.
- Catastrophic Thinking: Statements about self-harm or dramatic ends in “Seria muito engraçado se um taxi me pegasse...” reveal extreme coping narratives.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa’s combination of hyperactive intellect, sharp sarcasm, and emotional volatility mirrors Kiisi’s own mix of highbrow fandom takes and raw vulnerability. Her fierce defense of niche passions—like defending LDS lore in “Eu acho engraçado qm chama lds de mentira coletiva...”—matches Lisa’s unwavering advocacy for causes she believes in. The dramatic swings between self-aware humor and existential despair, seen in “Quando vc ta entediada e fudida da cabeça e a lâmina começa a te olhar assim”, echo Lisa’s frequent crises about identity and purpose. The creative frustration voiced in “Maldito dia que eu decidi que era uma ideia brilhante fazer uma visual novel” channels Lisa’s artistic perfectionism, while the yearning for genuine connection in “Eu meio q preciso de novos amigos...” captures her struggle to fit in despite being deeply empathetic.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Evidence points to introversion: she rants about preferring Twitter’s late-night solitude and needing “new friends” because current ones exhaust her, revealing comfort in inner worlds over bustling social scenes (“As madrugadas sendo o momento q eu fico mais ativa no twitter…”, “Eu meio q preciso de novos amigos...”). The intuitive bent shows up in her imaginative leaps—from comparing fandom drama to analog horror or Stranger Things’ off-screen happenings—favoring patterns over literal detail (“Ela indo de analog horror pra john doe”). Feeling dominates: she constantly foregrounds emotional reactions—anger at “wincest,” affection for Destiel, raw frustration with family—rather than detached logic (“O amor q eu tenho por destiel é indescritível”, “Ai não tenho paciência pra homem de 51 anos agindo igual adolescente edgy”). Her spontaneity and lack of structured planning scream perceiving; she swings from wanting to decapitate herself to making a visual novel without a roadmap, embracing chaos (“Maldito dia que eu decidi que era uma ideia brilhante fazer uma visual novel”). Altogether, her introspection, imaginative fandom lens, emotive judgments, and impulsive tweeting align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your visual novel ever needs a chaotic route, let me be the love interest who leaves you saying “maldito dia” only when I log off, never while I’m on screen.
- You mourning that Pierce show in Curitiba? I volunteer as your emotional support Gee to a Frank-level cuddle reunion right here, right now.
- You said Destiel gazes have more feeling than most kisses—want to prove me wrong by timing how long we can hold eye contact before the angels start shipping us?
- Since you’re hunting for the perfect Insta user that screams ‘you,’ how about @AnalogueHorrorHeartthrob—as in me, fully invested in your VHS-to-John-Doe aesthetic?
- If the Twitter servers wobble again, I’ll lend you my shoulder before you reenact that “se o Twitter cair eu me enforco” vibe—consider me your human uptime guarantee.
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Your new Twitter bio
Latina media nerd crafting VNs, Destiel theories, and unsolicited guidance. Once storyboarded a whole short film on grocery receipts.– @kiisicarello
Your signature cocktail
**Not Okay Negroni**
Espresso-laced cachaça keeps the nerve-jangling energy of “Quando vc ta entediada e fudida da cabeça e a lâmina começa a te olhar assim” while nodding to their late-night timeline hustle. A blood orange marmalade swirl mirrors the sweet-sour Destiel devotion shouted in “O amor q eu tenho por destiel é indescritível”. Charcoal sea salt on the rim captures the protective, salty bite of “Eu sendo aql amiga que prefere que alguem me mate do que mecha em algo meu”. Finally, a sparkling guaraná mist fizzes with the chaotic optimism behind “Se as queridas do edtwt descobrissem a lds elas seriam TÃO felizes”, keeping the drink experimental and pulsing with their meme-fueled stamina.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Self-preservation and sharp-edged ambition dominate Kiisi’s voice. They openly fantasize about extreme measures when threatened or annoyed, e.g., “Eu sendo aql amiga que prefere que alguem me mate do que mecha em algo meu” and “Seria muito engraçado se um taxi me pegasse me atropelasse e eu morresse”, showing a dramatic, survivalist instinct turned outward. Resourceful cynicism appears in “Trabalhar deve ser daora mas… o bglh eh logo fazer negócio próprio de lavagem de dinheiro”, where they joke about gaming the system instead of following rules. Finally, their relentless drive to protect personal space—“prefere que alguem me mate do que mecha em algo meu”—and ruthless disdain for perceived enemies (“Queria saber quem foi o criador de wincest só pra mim poder torturar essa pessoa por meses e depois cortar a garganta dela”) underscore quintessential Slytherin traits: ambition, defensive cunning, and an if-you-cross-me mentality.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Kiisi’s timeline is soaked in emo nostalgia, sardonic humor, and chaotic family angst, mirroring the dramatic resilience and gallows hope in Welcome to the Black Parade. Their devotion to Supernatural’s angst-ridden ships—“O amor q eu tenho por destiel é indescritível pqp amo meus divos”—mirrors MCR’s operatic melancholy. They lean into macabre humor about self-destruction—“Quando vc ta entediada e fudida da cabeça e a lâmina começa a te olhar assim”—yet still crave catharsis. Even family turmoil becomes melodrama, as in “Mae eu juro que eu te amo mas você me tira do sério”, which channels the song’s wounded defiance. This mix of theatrical angst, found-family longing, and survival-by-sarcasm makes Welcome to the Black Parade their perfect anthem.
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