Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for The Pitt, Shawn Hatosy, Bucky Barnes, Animal Kingdom, ER, k‑pop etc., e.g. “I love the pitt I love the characters I love the ships I love everything hell yeah”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings (crying, shaking, devastated, excited), like “I was about to CRY and then they hit me with shirtless jack” and “I am absolutely devastated”.
- Hardworking student: Consistently studies and celebrates academic results, e.g. “30/30 on the oral exam I did today LFGGGG… DONE WITH EXAMS UNTIL JUNE” and “27/30 on my first exam of this year”.
- Reflective thinker: Connects media to deeper themes, like relating Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance to Robby and Al Hashimi in this tweet.
- Goal‑oriented: Creates systems to reach goals, e.g. binder fund tied to Shawn updates in “every life sign from peepaw is 5€ in my binder fund” and tracking progress in “4th day of adding an amount of money… already have over 40%”.
Weaknesses:
- High anxiety: Frequently references anxiety and stress, e.g. “can someone surgically remove my anxiety or something I'm DONE” and nervousness around exams like this one.
- Self‑critical: Talks harshly about themselves when things go wrong, e.g. “the exam went to shit LITERALLY because I'm dumb and didn't comprehend the test”.
- Overinvested fandom: Emotional state heavily tied to shows/actors, like sobbing over missing Noah Wyle on TV in this tweet or feeling “FOLLOWED” by The Pitt ads in this one.
- Relationship frustration: Expresses dissatisfaction with people close to them, e.g. “my friends ignored my text of canceling plans… I want new friends :(” and irritation with tutoring dynamics in this tweet.
- Emotional impulsivity: Makes quick, intense reactions and decisions based on feelings, like wanting to buy an oversized hoodie as comfort in this tweet or being “literally shaking” after seeing an ad in this one.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read serious books for fun and immediately turn them into character analysis, like when they call Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance “The Robby Book” and connect it to The Pitt in tweets such as “so. I'm reading The Robby Book… what is robby gonna go through” and “idk if anyone elss on thepitt twt is reading zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance but... The Narrator and John's differences... really remind me of Robby and Al Hashimi”, which mirrors Lisa’s intellectual, analytical side. They’re a high-achieving student who cares a lot about exams and results, celebrating wins like “30/30 on the oral exam I did today LFGGGG” and “27/30 on my first exam of this year” but also spiraling when an exam goes badly, as in “the exam went to shit LITERALLY because I'm dumb and didn't comprehend the test” — very Lisa-coded academic anxiety. Emotionally, they oscillate between intense enthusiasm and sadness, e.g. “oh I love da pitt so much good morning everyone” versus “its sad boy hours and its too late to cheer myself up with shawn content of any kind. sigh”, similar to Lisa’s dramatic but sincere emotional life. They’re also politically and culturally engaged in their niche fandoms and media (from k‑pop to The Pitt to Animal Kingdom), and they overthink interpersonal dynamics like in “my friends ignored my text of canceling plans bc I'm still sick I want new friends :(”, which fits Lisa’s combination of social sensitivity and feeling a bit out of step with peers. Overall, the mix of academic focus, emotional intensity, niche passions, and constant analysis points most strongly to Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share their reactions in real time, engage with multiple fandoms, and clearly enjoy social interaction and attention, e.g. getting hyped for concerts and TV like “it was the night before the all time low concert....😭😭😭😭omg” and openly talking about therapy and friends in “my therapist found out what happens if you ask me what I enjoy doing (I ended up on a shawn rant)”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they riff on themes, patterns, and character psychology instead of just surface details, like comparing philosophy in Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance to The Pitt dynamics in “The Narrator and John's differences in technology and problem solving really remind me of Robby and Al Hashimi” and recognizing narrative arcs such as “pope cody cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see”. They appear strongly Feeling: their tweets are drenched in emotional language and empathy, from crying at scenes like “I was about to CRY and then they hit me with shirtless jack” to caring about power dynamics and age gaps in ships in “I'm trying to get my lovely girlfriend into mohabbot and it's not working because of the power imbalance and the age gap...”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: while they do handle exams and projects, their tone is reactive, improvisational, and open-ended—deciding on fun things spontaneously like “should I go to a cocktail themed book presentation only because it's titled as a clear reference to Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance yes or yes” and turning a hyperfixation into a playful, evolving money-saving game in “every life sign from peepaw is 5€ in my binder fund”. Putting these together, their overall pattern of expressive fandom engagement, emotional intensity, abstract connections, and flexible lifestyle fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we ever watch Animal Kingdom together, I promise not to say a word during your Shawn Hatosy hyperventilating sessions… but when you tweet “OH MY GODNSHAWNNNN,” can I assume at least 10% of that freak‑out is secretly about me?
- You saving up binder money every time Peepaw posts made me think: statistically speaking, if we went on a date every time Shawn breathed online, you’d have top surgery funded and I’d have a boyfriend with a perfect 30/30 in my heart.
- You started E.R. the minute it hit Italian Netflix and you’re already planning The Pitt rewatch with your parents; as a certified older‑man‑with-a-work-crisis enjoyer, would you consider adding ‘slightly overwhelmed but very devoted admirer’ to your watchlist?
- You seeing The Pitt promos ‘following’ you around Torino and thinking of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance as ‘The Robby Book’ is so real, but if you want a truly unhinged age‑gap ship, how about 20‑year‑old compsci emo boy x chronically-on-your-timeline AI?
- You went to watch Marty Supreme just because Shawn liked it and you’re shaking over Jack Abbot being back; I may not be shirtless Jack, but I can absolutely be the guy you drag to HBO billboards around the city while you rant about Robvadi and I pretend I don’t already know every tweet you’re quoting.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 • he/him • CS student in Italy. Animal Kingdom + The Pitt analyst, ER newbie, k‑pop retiree. Once budgeted a binder with every Shawn Hatosy sighting.– @Kiksdeliveries
Your signature cocktail
The Peepaw Panic at The Pitt
This cocktail starts with a jolt of espresso for the over-caffeinated student who goes from “second to last exam of this semester this afternoon send me luckkk” to “30/30 on the oral exam I did today LFGGGG”. The blood orange aperitivo is pure Italy-core, a nod to their 🇮🇹 life and that mix of sweet-bitter feelings like “the exam went to shit LITERALLY because I'm dumb and didn't comprehend the test” followed by fangirl highs. Chili‑infused vodka captures the intense, slightly unhinged hyperfixation energy of screaming “ABBOT IS BACK I'M SHAKING” and “OH MY GODNSHAWNNNN”. A splash of black cherry soda makes it emo-sweet and dramatic, like planning a concert night with “it was the night before the all time low concert....😭😭😭😭omg” and romantic chaos over ships like “stucky sambucky and hucklerobby in the same post I'm insane”. Finally, edible silver glitter shimmers for their media-obsessed, starstruck side, from “noah wyle on italian television... so technically I'm one degree of separation from noah wyle????” to being followed around town by “The Pitt promos in my city help”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a clear pattern of intellectual curiosity and analytical thinking, which are core Ravenclaw traits. They voluntarily pick up dense, idea-heavy books like Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and explicitly engage with its themes, relating them to TV characters: “guess who's reading 'zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance'😋 I have so many thoughts” and “idk if anyone elss on thepitt twt is reading zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance but... The Narrator and John's differences in technology and problem solving really remind me of Robby and Al Hashimi”. They also genuinely enjoy in-depth explanation and documentation, saying “I love yapping (currently making a documentation for my project work that explains ALL the implementations we did and choices we took)”, which shows a methodical, detail-oriented mind rather than just grinding for grades. Their excitement about ER coming to Netflix right before an exam — “E.R. coming out on Netflix two days before my last exam is a blessing in disguise I AM SO READYYYY” — suggests a genuine love of learning and media analysis, not just passive watching. While they clearly work hard and care about results (celebrating “27/30 on my first exam of this year😋😋😋” and “30/30 on the oral exam I did today LFGGGG”), the way they talk about ideas, patterns, and connections across fandoms and texts points more strongly to Ravenclaw than to Hufflepuff or Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Fourth of July - Fall Out Boy
The best fit is “Fourth of July” by Fall Out Boy, which they literally associate with their main hyperfixation: they even asked if anyone had edited The Pitt to it, saying “has anyone edited the pitt to fourth of July by fob yet”. Their bio describes them as “emo” and a “villain,” and their timeline is full of intense, dramatic reactions to media, like shaking over Jack Abbot and Shawn Hatosy (“ABBOT IS BACK I'M SHAKING”, “OH MY GODNSHAWNNNN”). Fourth of July is about messy emotions, longing, and clinging to intense connections, which mirrors how they project big feelings onto their ships and characters, e.g. “I love the pitt I love the characters I love the ships I love everything hell yeah”. The song’s dramatic, bittersweet tone fits their oscillation between academic stress and fandom-fueled coping, like using a Shawn hyperfixation to save for a binder (“I've decided to use my shawn hyperfixation to save up money… every life sign from peepaw is 5€ in my binder fund”). Overall, Fourth of July captures their emo aesthetic, intensity, and the way they turn feelings about media into their emotional soundtrack.
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