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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fearless: Their willingness to post confrontational lines like 'PARTİ İÇİN ÖLECEKSİN!' and call out figures such as 'gorbaçov sen tarihin gördüğü en aşağılık piçsin' shows they speak without flinching.
- Witty: The blend of surreal humor and political punch — for instance the Lenin‑quartet lyric 'And while Lenin read a book on Marx...' and comments about 'dubai çikolatası' — shows a sharp comedic instinct.
- Ideological: Persistent engagement with leftist theory and historical figures, e.g. repeatedly tweeting about Lenin, Rosa Luxemburg and 'modern leftist discourse', demonstrates deep ideological commitment.
- Observant: They notice and critique small social details — price differences like 'amazonda 300 lira olan magnezyumun eczanede 700 lira' and bus snack combos — showing attentive social observation.
- Playful: Absurd calls like melting cars to make walking statues and the parachute heist fantasy reveal a strong playful, imaginative streak.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Frequent public denunciations — e.g. 'gorbaçov sen tarihin gördüğü en aşağılık piçsin' — risk alienating potential allies and escalating conflicts.
- Performative: They themselves mock 'performative solculuk' yet often lean into spectacle ('PARTİ İÇİN ÖLECEKSİN!'), suggesting a tension between sincerity and showmanship.
- Polarizing: Broad insults and sweeping labels, such as calling out many groups and ideologies, make the account divisive rather than bridge‑building ('sosyalizm 250 milyar insan öldürdü diyenlerin postlarını beğenmeye başladım').
- Impulsive: Stream‑of‑conscious rants and rapid topic shifts — from library nostalgia to violent slogans to snack notes — point to impulsive posting behavior.
- Ambiguous: The mix of irony and earnestness (e.g. joking about heists vs. serious critiques of poverty) can make their true position hard to parse for new followers ('acaba hiç kimseyi sosyalizme sürüklemiş midir bu hesap').
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match: politically earnest, morally outraged, and witty, constantly wrestling with ideology and hypocrisy. 'kilkedes' tweets about socialism, theory and critique — and calls out performative behavior — much like Lisa's activism and moral commentary on Springfield. Both blend intellect, compassion, and a streak of exasperated sarcasm in public life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits: they thrive on debate, contrarian takes and rhetorical flourish. Extraversion appears in performative online shouting and crowd commentary — 'bağırıyom' and 'polizei 600 kişinin içinde gene beni durdurup kimlik soruyor' — showing comfort with public confrontation. Intuition is clear in abstract reflections like '12 13 yaşında... sezgisel bir aydınlanma' and theorizing about systems rather than only facts. Thinking shows up in critical economic analyses 'sistem çok verimsiz, çok savurgan...' and in sharp, sometimes brutal logical takedowns. Perceiving emerges from their fluid, spontaneous posting and playful hypotheticals ('benimle kaliforniyaya paraşütle atlayıp 70 80 dükkan soyup...'), favoring improvisation over strict schedules. All of these are evidenced across tweets quoting Lenin, mocking performative politics and improvising surreal plans.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'Are you a copy of Lenin? Because every time I read you I want to start a revolution — or at least share a library table with you.'
- 'I don't need a parachute heist crew, I just need one you: will you jump with me and then we can split the Dubai chocolate.'
- 'You had me at 'yarı ezoterik' — want to merge zines and make one sexy socialist manifesto together?'
- 'If kisses were rations I'd collectivize them — come on, let’s nationalize my heart for two.'
- 'They say Deep Space Nine is lonely, want to orbit my world and we can argue about Lenin over espresso?'
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half‑esoteric, half‑sexy socialism | anti‑English‑keyboard | Deep Space Nine exile who tweets Lenin, library feels, and midnight sarcasm | building a zine and a revolution (in that order)– @kilkedes
Your signature cocktail
Red Comet Manifesto
The 'Red Comet Manifesto' is dark, bold and slightly bitter — like their feed. Pomegranate red evokes socialist banners and Leninic imagery ('And while Lenin read a book on Marx...'), black vodka is a wink to the esoteric, smoky persona ('yarı ezoterik'), and espresso nods to their library nights 'dün kütüphanede...' The smoked salt rim and lemon twist balance intensity with a bite, much like their mix of affection and sarcastic critique.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They fit Gryffindor for courage, performative bravery, and willingness to confront enemies publicly. Posts like 'PARTİ İÇİN ÖLECEKSİN!' and the repeated celebration of activists 'birileri var abi… en karanlık gecede güneşi müjdeleyen ateşi yakan birileri var' show an admiration for bold action. Their dramatic flair and readiness to take rhetorical risks align with Gryffindor values rather than the quiet calculation of Slytherin or the scholarly detachment of Ravenclaw.
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The Internationale - Traditional / Leftist Anthem
A classic socialist anthem fits the account's ideological center: repeated Lenin/Marx references, explicit socialist pride, and revolutionary imagery like 'PARTİ İÇİN ÖLECEKSİN!' make 'The Internationale' a natural soundtrack. The song's defiant, communal tone mirrors the user's calls for solidarity and critique of the status quo.
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