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Your Simpsons character
Vanessa reflects the rebellious and mischievous energy of Bart Simpson, characterized by a blunt, often chaotic attitude towards social norms and authority. She shares Bart's penchant for sharp-tongued commentary and mild delinquency, famously tweeting “kill a conservative a day to keep yourself sane” and joking about how “what if i just take that plastic raincoat and suffocate a person infront of me😭”. Like Bart, she has a carefree approach to responsibility, admitting “i spent 326€ last night while being drunk!??!??” and expressing a general disdain for her obligations with “fuck dis job”. Ultimately, her mix of pop-culture obsession and a “cool kid” persona that thinks she is “better than everyone else” perfectly mirrors the spike-haired prankster of The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
Vanessa demonstrates Extroversion (E) through her constant, unfiltered engagement with trends, frequent social commentary, and mentions of being out at events like “artms in 2 daysss”. Her Sensing (S) trait is evident in her focus on physical aesthetics, fashion, and immediate sensory experiences, such as her desire for “a nose bridge piercing asap” and her complaints about “coffee foam tasting like cigarettes.” She leans toward Feeling (F) as her posts are highly emotive and subjective, ranging from affectionate exclamations like “MY GIRLLL” to aggressive bluntness used for shock value. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is shown through her impulsive spending habits and lack of structure, admitting she “spent 326€ last night while being drunk” and describing herself as “a messsssssssssss.”

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Avid collector of K-pop photocards and vinyl, usually found at ARTMS concerts or restocking pens at work. Passionate about 2023 Doja Cat and high-fashion trends.– @KimGaram_charts

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 19-year-old who feels like their “2006 ass is so old”. It’s a strong, expensive concoction—perfect for someone who wonders “wdym i spent 800 on vinted last month” and needs to decompress because “f*** dis job”. The flavor profile is experimental and sharp, mirroring a personality that isn't afraid to say “kill a conservative a day to keep yourself sane” or complain that their “coffee foam taste like cigarettes”. It’s the ultimate fuel for a K-pop stan who stays up late thinking “why am i better than everyone else”.

Your Hogwarts House
Vanessa displays a clear Slytherin inclination toward self-preservation and unfiltered social hierarchy, bluntly stating “i just dont like fat people” and “fat ass”. Her ambition and resourcefulness are channeled into her aesthetic and personal status, evidenced by her being a “shift lead” and her proud claim, “why am i better than everyone else”. She exhibits the house's signature dark wit and impulsivity, joking about how “kill a conservative a day to keep yourself sane” or how she might “suffocate a person infront of me”. Ultimately, her focus on curated identity, Vinted spending, and k-pop photocard collection demonstrates a resourceful pursuit of the things she desires most.

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Vanessa’s digital life is a constant cycle of impulsive spending and working a job she outwardly loathes. She frequently stresses about her finances, admitting, “wdym i spent 800 on vinted last month” and “i spent 326€ last night while being drunk!??!??”, yet she continues to obsess over “collecting photocards”. Between her complaints of “fuck dis job” and her self-proclaimed title of “responsible with money queen”, she embodies the song's theme of a worker's struggle to fund a high-maintenance lifestyle. This classic track perfectly mirrors her chaotic balance of consumerist K-pop stanning and the reality of a “shift lead” trying to keep up with it all.

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