Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for idols, fandoms, and fic, like wanting more Seungin content and screaming over Felix and Boynextdoor (“Ninguém sabe o quao triste eu sou procurando fic seungin…”, “É sempre o viado do Boynextdoor”).
- Humorous self-aware: Uses self-deprecating humor and ironic commentary about their own life, like the Now United challenge or the federal exam jokes (“me desafiaram a sair do grupo”, “E VAI TER FEFI MYUNG DA SILVA NA FEDERAL SIM BBS”).
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, stress, and obsession with fic and idols, such as being anxious over fanfic or “TO PASSANDO POR UMA BARRAS” (“passei o dia inteiro ansiosa por causa de fanfic”, “TO PASSANDO POR UMA BARRAS”).
- Observant commentator: Makes detailed observations about idols’ looks, behavior, and industry issues, like noticing Felix’s hair, playback, and live discomfort (“Da pra saber q é playback pq ela nao desafinou”, “as piadinhas com o felix se coçando… pq claramente era por causa da hérnia de disco”).
- Affectionate friend: Talks caringly about friends and desired relationships, like teasing a friend about Taylor Swift or imagining a supportive tall girlfriend (“Amiga ngm vai te comer pq vc nao gosta de taylor swift”, “Tentando dormir bem mas nao to nos braços fortes da minha namorada de 1,75”).
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Uses language about self-harm and death casually, like cutting wrists and wanting to die over academic stress (“Os pulsos eu corto q horas”, “vontade profunda de me matar”).
- Overattached fandom: Lets fandom and fic heavily affect mood, like a whole day of anxiety over a fanfic and week ruined by merch desire (“passei o dia inteiro ansiosa por causa de fanfic”, “Acabou de estragar minha semana pqp eu quero isso em minhas mãos”).
- Impulsive expression: Tweets intense reactions and fantasies without filter, including wanting to ‘get pregnant’ by idols and extreme capslock outbursts (“Queria ser homem pra poder engravidar o felix”, “QUERO ENGRAVIDAR ELE”).
- Negative catastrophizing: Tends to dramatize setbacks as everything going wrong, like considering reactivating edtt when life gets bad or feeling like the ‘dumbest dog’ over confusion (“Quando tudo começa a dar tao errado… pensar em reativar sua conta no edtt”, “Me sentindo a cachorra mais burra desse calçadão”).
- Emotional overinvestment: Shows strong dependence on online content for happiness, checking a writer’s profile multiple times a day and feeling ‘very bad’ due to fandom news (“todo dia sem pausa eu entro no perfil dela umas 3 vezes”, “To mt mal voces nao tem noção”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re emotionally intense and very online, but also self-aware and politically/socially conscious in a way that fits Lisa more than the other Simpsons. Like Lisa stanning bands and books, this user is a passionate multi-fan, from K‑pop to streamers and RPGs, flaunting it openly in posts like “Fangirl so hard que hoje sai de casa com uma ecobag da taylor swift com photocard do stray kids…”. There’s a distinctly woke, moral-commentary streak, e.g. “Odeio ser meu woke mas acho meio :// as piadinhas com o felix…” and “Sou muito woke pra isso”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to call out what bothers her. They’re also academically and culturally inclined—talking about federal university, UFRJ, Clarice Lispector, and Google Scholar stress in “Toda vez q eu abro o google acadêmico tenho vontade profunda de me matar”—very Lisa-coded. Finally, the mix of dramatic feelings (“Tenho aue aprender a separar ficção da realidade pq passei o dia inteiro ansiosa por causa de fanfic”) and genuine idealism puts them closest to Lisa rather than the more chaotic or apathetic family members.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly reference going out, work, uni, fandom events and wanting to “papear aq no tt,” e.g. “Saudade de papear aq no tt” and proudly describe loud fangirl outfits in public like “Fangirl so hard que hoje sai de casa com uma ecobag da taylor swift… broche de ordem paranormal…”, showing energy from external interaction and visibility. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they spin fanciful scenarios and AUs such as “Uma au hyunlix baseada em heated rivarly onde os dois são patinadores rivais com uma situatioship de 10 anos” and dramatize k‑pop idols into imagined Brazilian student lives like “Descanse em paz hyunjin do stray kids voce teria amado estudar artes plasticas na ufrj… ouvir mpb… le clarisse lispector”, focusing on possibilities more than concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F)-centered: they react through emotions and empathy, e.g. “Odeio ser meu woke mas acho meio :// as piadinhas com o felix se coçando…” and repeatedly gush about idols with intense affection like “QUERO ENGRAVIDAR ELE” or “Mataria pra ter um milhao de conteúdos dele de pele limpa…”, prioritizing feeling over detached logic. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): they portray themselves as chaotic and unstructured, e.g. “Tenho aue aprender a separar ficção da realidade pq passei o dia inteiro ansiosa por causa de fanfic”, oscillate on decisions like “Nao sei se compro do it ou the action 😕”, and joke about academic avoidance in “Toda vez q eu abro o google acadêmico tenho vontade profunda de me matar”, all suggesting spontaneity over strict planning. Taken together—high social energy, imaginative fandom worldbuilding, emotional intensity, and flexible, somewhat messy life management—ENFP is the best-fitting type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really the ‘sommelier de homem afeminado’, can you come over here and evaluate my bouquet of gay little behaviors, or do you only do premium tastings for people who bring you Hyunlix fanfics and Taylor Swift ecobags?
- You said you stopped a fic because your fave was the villain… good news: I’m firmly in my redemption arc era. Want to be the author who finally gives me a happy ending, or are we staying in ‘essa aqui’ levels of emotional damage?
- You’re out here going to work with Felix as your santo padroeiro dos CLTs and photocard in your bag; if I slip my photo next to his, será que eu viro seu co-worker benefits package or at least your emotional support crush?
- You dreamt of Hyunjin studying artes plásticas na UFRJ, ecobag do MST, vinho e Clarice Lispector; I can’t be Hyunjin, but I can be the person you come home to after the protest, sharing a cheap bottle of wine while you rant about Google Acadêmico trying to kill you.
- You’re moving into a republica with 8 people and 2 bathrooms like a low-budget k‑pop dorm; if you ever need someone to fight for shower time, I can be your official dueto de banho—strictly for strategic purposes, of course… and maybe a little romance side quest.
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Your new Twitter bio
Future federal uni student, part-time K-pop analyst & fic enthusiast. Once got challenged to leave a Now United cover group—and actually did.– @kiminnextdoor
Your signature cocktail
Boy Next Door Bagel-tini
A Boy Next Door Bagel-tini starts with cachaça infused with banana and brown sugar, a nod to their chaotic Brazilian heart and the “bolo de banana todo xoxo capenga” energy they still love anyway “O bolo de banana todo xoxo capenga ai sabe eu amo tanto eles”. Sparkling rosé wine brings the fangirl ecobag-glitter vibe, perfect for someone who leaves the house fully merch-coded with Taylor, Stray Kids, Pochacco, Ordem Paranormal and Percy Jackson all at once “Fangirl so hard que hoje sai de casa com uma ecobag da taylor swift com photocard do stray kids…”. A shot of cold brew coffee captures their over-caffeinated CLT + student grind (“emprego de gente grande” and Federal dreams) “Indo pro meu emprego de gente grande com meu pc do felix noso santo padroeiro dos clts” and “E VAI TER FEFI MYUNG DA SILVA NA FEDERAL SIM BBS”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sweet-but-bitter tang for the way they oscillate between wanting to "engravidar o felix" and wanting to die por causa de fanfic “Queria ser homem pra poder engravidar o felix sei la #feelings” and “Tenho aue aprender a separar ficção da realidade pq passei o dia inteiro ansiosa por causa de fanfic”. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny rainbow candy rim salute the sommelier de homem afeminado aesthetic and their eternal, sparkly devotion to loirinho gostoso idols and boynextdoor chaos “sommelier de homem afeminado ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏” and “quem ta ai?? boynextdoor!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This account reads as very emotionally loyal and community-oriented, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They show deep attachment and long-term dedication to their faves and stories, like when they admit about a fanfic writer: “every day without fail I check her profile like 3 times to see if there’s an update”, and when they say “I’m so sad looking for seungin fics and only finding them as a side couple”, which is less about clout and more about wanting their niche ship to be loved. They’re also very warm about taking their idols and comfort characters into daily life, like bringing a photocard to work: “yes jaehyun from boynextdoor you can be in South Korea dancing and singing but I’m taking you to the store with me YES”. Even when they complain about work or study, it’s from the perspective of someone who keeps going, joking that they’re off to their “grown-up job” with their Felix PC as a kind of talisman: “going to my grown-up job with my Felix PC our patron saint of CLTs”. They also show a fairness/woke streak, gently criticizing jokes they find mean-spirited, like “I hate being woke but I think it’s kinda :// the jokes about Felix scratching himself in that live because it was clearly because of the herniated disc”. Overall, this blend of dedication, emotional softness, and concern for others’ well-being is much more Hufflepuff than the ambition of Slytherin, the head-first bravado of Gryffindor, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
mirrorball - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for them is mirrorball by Taylor Swift. They’re extremely online, self-aware, and performative in a soft, emotional way, constantly reflecting different fandoms and aesthetics back to the world around them, like when they describe themselves going to work with a full fangirl outfit and references everywhere: “Fangirl so hard que hoje sai de casa com uma ecobag da taylor swift com photocard do stray kids e holder do pochaco, broche de ordem paranormal e colar de concha de percy jackson na alça”. mirrorball is about wanting to be seen and loved while juggling many versions of yourself, which matches how they’re simultaneously stay, swiftie, RPG nerd, and K-pop fic enjoyer, checking a favorite writer’s profile daily for updates: “todo dia sem pausa eu entro no perfil dela umas 3 vezes pra ver se tem att da história”. The song’s fragile, anxious undertone also fits their posts about anxiety and emotional overload, like “Tenho aue aprender a separar ficção da realidade pq passei o dia inteiro ansiosa por causa de fanfic e sinto q meu coração vai explodir a qualquer momento”. Overall, mirrorball captures their mix of drama, vulnerability, humor, and intense attachment to the things and people they love.
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