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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, joking, and constantly online yet with surprising flashes of sincerity. Their timeline is full of irreverent, over-the-top bits like “ORBISLAM IS MEGA HITLER”, calling a post “the most schizophrenic” they’ve seen, and saying “Roblox twitter autism should be classified as a new breed of autism”, all of which resemble Bart’s edgy, boundary‑pushing humor. Like Bart, they lean into being annoying/funny on purpose, e.g. “they keep falling for the min min rage bait what can i say?” and joking that everyone hates playing Smash with them because they’re good (“I don’t know if I should be proud that people struggle to beat me or sad that nobody will play with me lol”). But there’s also a softer, unexpectedly thoughtful side, such as reminding people to check on friends (“This your reminder to check up on that one friend you haven’t spoken to in a while ❤️”) and pushing against harassment in fandoms (“that doesn’t mean you should harass them”), echoing Bart’s occasional moral clarity beneath the prankster exterior. Their self-deprecating, online-brained tone (“Honestly not doing to well mentally these past few weeks but eh, that’s just how life goes”) also fits Bart’s mix of humor and hidden vulnerability more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, thrive on interaction, and joke about being a known presence in their circles, like when they say “Everyone hates playing smash with me now. I don’t know if I should be proud that people struggle to beat me or sad that nobody will play with me lol” and mention being in a Discord with their teacher and running in esports spaces “(Yes I’m in a discord w/ my graphics teacher, they run the esports at my school)”. Their humor is idea-driven, meta, and often about trends or hypotheticals, which fits Intuition: posts like “Roblox twitter autism should be classified as a new breed of autism” and “The world if everyone who posts those ‘the world if…’ memes shut up and actually came up with an original idea for a post” show abstract pattern‑spotting and commentary on online culture, not concrete detail focus. They read strongly as Thinking: they’re blunt, critical, and enjoy calling things out with low emotional sugarcoating, e.g. “Any person with any type of [insert fandom name here] pfp is probably gonna be the most insufferable person you’ll ever meet” and “people who have a typing quirk where they double space between every word piss me the fuck off”, while still having moments of concern like “This your reminder to check up on that one friend you haven’t spoken to in a while ❤️”, which is typical for T‑types who still value people. Their lifestyle and tweeting style feel Perceiving: they talk about struggling with structured tasks like college applications “How tf do ppl apply to collegeeeeeee brooooo 😭😭😭😭 I’m so fuckkkedddd”, celebrate spontaneity and chaos in Discord and online spaces “What the hell going on in my discord server 😭”, and jump from topic to topic with improvisational humor rather than organized, planned threads. Overall, the mix of extroverted shitposting, abstract/meta humor, sharp logical criticism, and go‑with‑the‑flow disorganization matches ENTP best.

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Animator, SSBU enjoyer & chronic meme archivist. Once misread Hanukkah as “hawk tuah” and decided to touch grass instead of delete the tweet.– @KindleSalt

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic little drink hits like getting bodied by your own main in SSBU, because if you “play min min in smash but at least [you] can admit this character is stupid af lmao” “I play min min in smash but at least I can admit this character is stupid af lmao”, you deserve something both cracked and fun. The spicy chili-infused vodka is for the unfiltered, occasionally incendiary takes like calling out the community and its drama “As much as I love smash, this ‘community’ sucks so much ass man…”. Yuzu lemonade keeps it bright and a little sour, matching the way they cope with life and college stress through jokes and mild panic “How tf do ppl apply to collegeeeeeee brooooo 😭😭😭😭 I’m so fuckkkedddd”. The electric blue curaçao and absinthe mist capture their surreal, late-night-timeline humor and brain-rot vibe “my brain after i take one too many ibuprofen”. Finally, the pop rocks rim with a tiny sugar ‘coin’ is for the meme-brained, loud, sputtering punchline energy of posts like the sizzling fajita/coin rout jokes “When the coin routs come out sizzling” and the way they turn even simple thoughts into explosive shitposts “This app ain’t real these mother fuckers lying to me”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is empathy and fairness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They push back against harassment even within their own community, asking people to stop dogpiling a creator they’re upset with in “Can we leave @TheRealGDColon alone? Yes, I get that some people may be displeased with his response on the Viprin situation but that doesn’t mean you should harass them. 1/4”, showing a concern for basic decency over drama. They also encourage others to care for their friends, as seen in “This your reminder to check up on that one friend you haven’t spoken to in a while ❤️”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and emotional support. Even when frustrated with the Smash community, they frame it in terms of disappointment with how people treat each other in “As much as I love smash, this ‘community’ sucks so much ass man…”, again centering fairness and kindness. While they show some Ravenclaw-ish wit and Slytherin-style sarcasm, their consistent desire for people to treat each other better marks them most clearly as a Hufflepuff.

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A mix of irony, anxiety, and humor runs through Kindle’s timeline, which fits the nostalgic stress and self-aware jokes in Stressed Out. They joke about mental health and adulthood with posts like “Holy fuck I’m an adult now what” and “Honestly not doing to well mentally these past few weeks but eh, that’s just how life goes”, mirroring the song’s theme of growing up and feeling overwhelmed. Their feed swings between shitposts and sincerity, from “This app ain’t real these mother fuckers lying to me” to gentle reminders like “This your reminder to check up on that one friend you haven’t spoken to in a while ❤️”, similar to the track’s blend of angst and warmth. They also lean into gaming and online-culture burnout—“As much as I love smash, this ‘community’ sucks so much ass man…”—which fits the song’s sense of disillusionment with the world around them. Overall, the balance of memey sarcasm and real vulnerability in their tweets lines up well with the tone and lyrics of Stressed Out.

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