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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, jokey energy and a love of stirring things up without taking life too seriously. Their self-description as a “Chronic shitposter” and posts like “Blehhhhhhh” fit Bart’s irreverent, unserious attitude. They’re deeply into specific fandoms and react loudly and emotionally, as seen in “YOU. CANNOT. FUCKING. DO. THAT. TO. ME. 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔 @glitch_prod”, which mirrors Bart’s dramatic, over-the-top responses to the media he loves. Their commentary on drama, like “Why is there MD drama again 🥲” and “Bro I swear there are 2 sides to of the MD fandom The members who get into drama every day and the sane people”, reflects Bart’s tendency to stand slightly outside the chaos, mocking it while still being part of it. Even their confused reaction to adulthood in “Holy fuck I’m an adult now what” feels very Bart: rebellious, funny, and not quite ready to take things too seriously.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: while they post regularly, the content centers on fandom, art, and reactions rather than socializing or seeking broad attention, e.g. the self-directed frustration in “How do you do line art bro I can’t take it anymore hdgghjjdgffgh” and the personal milestone in “Holy fuck I’m an adult now what”. Their interests and expressions suggest Intuition (N): they’re immersed in fictional worlds like Murder Drones and PVZ and react to big-picture fandom dynamics, as in “Bro I swear there are 2 sides to of the MD fandom The members who get into drama every day and the sane people”, focusing on patterns in community behavior rather than concrete details. Their strong emotional language points to Feeling (F) over Thinking, with reactions like “YOU. CANNOT. FUCKING. DO. THAT. TO. ME. 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔 @glitch_prod” and the exasperated, value-laden comment “Oh my god bruh, you twitter users gotta stop believing everything you see”. They appear Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: their tweets are spontaneous, chaotic, and in-the-moment—like “Blehhhhhhh” and “Something something murder drones idk”—with no sign of planning, structure, or schedule. Overall their blend of introspective, emotionally intense fandom engagement, strong personal values, and go-with-the-flow posting style aligns best with INFP.

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Adulting on Copper 9, drawing MD, PVZ & Roblox chaos. Once stayed up 3 nights fixing one lineart layer. Art is free to use—credit the gremlin.– @KindleSalt_

Your signature cocktail
The Copper-9 Chaos Cooler is a loud, chaotic drink for someone who tweets things like “Holy fuck I’m an adult now what” and still feels like life is a shitpost. Spiced dark rum captures that suddenly-an-adult intensity and the unexpected emotional gut-punch of “YOU. CANNOT. FUCKING. DO. THAT. TO. ME. 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔 @glitch_prod”. Electric blue curaçao is the neon, sci‑fi glow of their Murder Drones obsession, perfectly summed up by “Something something murder drones idk”. Sour cherry soda keeps it playful and hyper, like the exasperated meme energy of “Why is there MD drama again 🥲” and “Blehhhhhhh”. Charcoal-infused simple syrup adds a dark, glitchy edge, nodding to their chronic shitposter side and calling back to “Oh my god bruh, you twitter users gotta stop believing everything you see”. Finally, a Pop rocks and citrus sugar rim represents the noisy, crackling fandom chaos they joke about in “there are 2 sides to of the MD fandom The members who get into drama every day and the sane people”, making the drink as explosive and unbothered as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The profile shows a strong creative and slightly meta way of engaging with fandom, which leans Ravenclaw. They describe themselves as a “chronic shitposter” and show playful, self-aware commentary like “Bro I swear there are 2 sides to of the MD fandom The members who get into drama every day and the sane people”, which suggests observational wit and a tendency to analyze community behavior rather than just participate blindly. Their complaint “Oh my god bruh, you twitter users gotta stop believing everything you see” shows critical thinking and skepticism about misinformation, another Ravenclaw hallmark. The tweet “How do you do line art bro I can’t take it anymore hdgghjjdgffgh” reflects a creative struggle with art and a desire to improve their technique, indicating engagement with craft and skill-building. While there are hints of emotional reactivity, such as “YOU. CANNOT. FUCKING. DO. THAT. TO. ME. 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔 @glitch_prod”, those read more as passionate fan responses than core Gryffindor-style impulsiveness. Overall, their mix of humor, critique of online behavior, and focus on creative fandom content is most consistent with Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for @KindleSalt_ is Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham because it mirrors their chaotic, hyper-online fandom energy and chronic shitposting vibe. Their bio literally calls them a “Chronic shitposter” and a fandom account obsessed with Murder Drones and other media, which aligns with the song’s swirl of memes, obsessions, and digital overstimulation. Tweets like “Oh my god bruh, you twitter users gotta stop believing everything you see” and “Bro I swear there are 2 sides to of the MD fandom The members who get into drama every day and the sane people” show they’re self-aware about online chaos, just like the song is. Their dramatic reactions to media, such as “YOU. CANNOT. FUCKING. DO. THAT. TO. ME. 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔 @glitch_prod”, fit the song’s exaggerated emotional rollercoaster of internet life. Even casual posts like “Blehhhhhhh” and “Something something murder drones idk” echo the random, stream-of-consciousness feel captured in Burnham’s lyrics.

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