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Your Simpsons character
The account’s mix of chaotic humor, slander-as-a-love-language, and genuine affection for their niche interests lines up closest with Bart Simpson. They constantly clown on characters and friends in a bratty but playful way, like calling Axel "kh2 fodder" in “This mf Axel is truly kh2 fodder he cant focus on a fucking laser bro cats can do that” and saying “I wouldve personally handled organization 13 by myself cause im not a bitch”, which feels very Bart-core bravado. Their timeline is full of irreverent, slightly mean jokes that still read as affectionate, such as “Sora could massacre a keyblade academy on some anakin shit and i’d still defend him bro you just dont know him like i do fr” and “Roxass is a depression merchant.”. The user also treats authority and official news with sarcastic distrust, echoing Bart’s anti-authority streak, in posts like “Nomura love lying bro” and “Having hope in kh4 news is like praying that your father will come back”. Underneath the trolling, they clearly care deeply about Kingdom Hearts and their friends’ bit-lore, much like how Bart’s mischief hides a loyal, soft side (e.g., defending Sora, obsessing over KH4, and begging for that shiny Froakie in “Please just let me get a shiny froakie bro”).

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They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, aimed at an audience, and full of performative, social energy rather than private reflection, like calling out friends and mutuals in jokes such as “Spy was made for this because i want to smack him AND Donald” and openly rallying the fandom with “I DID NOT CREATE AGENDA HEARTS FOR YALL TO BE POSTING BULLSHIT BRO, WHAT IS THIS. THIS IS SLOPGENDA HEARTS”. Their humor and interests point to Intuition (N): they thrive on meta-commentary, big-picture/fandom jokes, and hypotheticals rather than concrete details, e.g. “Sora could massacre a keyblade academy on some anakin shit and i’d still defend him bro” and the bit about fabricating lore, “we could just start faking kh union x ss and half of the fandom would take them as true”. Their style is heavily Thinking (T): they are blunt, critical, and argument-driven, often mocking characters and companies with little emotional cushioning, like “This mf Axel is truly kh2 fodder he cant focus on a fucking laser bro cats can do that” and “I wouldve personally handled organization 13 by myself cause im not a bitch”. Finally, they look strongly Perceiving (P): their tweets are impulsive, chaotic, and reactive, not planned or structured—see their constant shifting bits like “Had a dream a kh trailer was announced… and saw nothing man its so over” and the gleeful, unfiltered slander runs such as “I need to get my Xemnas hater juice out.. then ill rest on the slander”. Putting this together, the best fit is ENTP: extroverted, quick-witted, idea-focused, argumentative, and improvisational, constantly spinning new takes and jokes about Kingdom Hearts lore and fandom culture.

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Kingdom Hearts enthusiast live from Destiny Islands. Once missed my brother’s birth beating Dragon Maleficent. Sharing lore, jokes & too many KH takes.– @KingdomHeartGuy

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This drink is strong as hell, because anyone who says “I wouldve personally handled organization 13 by myself cause im not a bitch” is not sipping on something light. The overproof dark rum is for the unhinged slander arcs like “I DID NOT CREATE AGENDA HEARTS FOR YALL TO BE POSTING BULLSHIT BRO, WHAT IS THIS. THIS IS SLOPGENDA HEARTS”. Blue curaçao matches the ocean-core Destiny Islands vibe and all the Sora devotion, especially “Sora could massacre a keyblade academy on some anakin shit and i’d still defend him bro you just dont know him like i do fr”. The spiced cinnamon syrup captures the fiery roasting of characters like “Axel is only serving Xemnas and burgers at McDonalds lets be honest guys…”, while sour cherry juice is for the painful KH4 drought and lines like “Having hope in kh4 news is like praying that your father will come back”. Finally, tonic water with glitter adds chaotic sparkle for the way they turn every fandom into a bit, from “You give persona fans an inch and theyll end up with the whole dick in they throat” to “Im not a Disney adult i just really like kingdom hearts.”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a classic Gryffindor hero complex and bravado, especially in tweets like “Sora could massacre a keyblade academy on some anakin shit and i’d still defend him bro you just dont know him like i do fr” and “I wouldve personally handled organization 13 by myself cause im not a bitch”, which highlight both reckless confidence and identification with bold protagonists. Their timeline is full of emotionally-charged defenses of favorite characters and games, such as “Sora had to carry the guardians of light so hard in kh3 bro i know he was pissed” and “Im not a Disney adult i just really like kingdom hearts.”, showing passionate loyalty and willingness to stand by their tastes. The way they lean into conflict and slander as a bit, e.g. “I need to get my Xemnas hater juice out.. then ill rest on the slander” and “I DID NOT CREATE AGENDA HEARTS FOR YALL TO BE POSTING BULLSHIT BRO, WHAT IS THIS.”, reflects impulsive, fiery energy more than calculated Slytherin-style scheming. Even their jokes about suffering for games, like “It only took me 1 try to beat this mf but dragon maleficent took me an entire day + missing my brothers birth”, underline a dramatic, ride-or-die commitment that suits Gryffindor’s flair for heroic struggle. Overall, their loud, confrontational humor and fierce defense of beloved characters fit best with a bold, hot-blooded Gryffindor rather than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the strategic self-interest of Slytherin.

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The best fit for @KingdomHeartGuy is “Simple and Clean” because their entire personality and humor are steeped in Kingdom Hearts references, from posts like “Sora could massacre a keyblade academy on some anakin shit and i’d still defend him bro you just dont know him like i do fr” to their constant Roxas and Xehanort discourse. The song’s nostalgic, emotional core mirrors how they talk about the series as a long-term attachment, as seen in “Im missing kh4 like a mf” and “Going on 4 years”. Its theme of messy, complicated connections fits their mix of sincere love and playful slander, like “I love Roxas but people talk about him like he’s the second coming of christ” and “Riku is the fakest real friend you could ever have”. The track is also literally iconic KH culture, and they clearly see KH as a core identity rather than just a game, emphasized by “Im not a Disney adult i just really like kingdom hearts.”. All of this makes Simple and Clean the perfect soundtrack to their timeline of unhinged, devoted Kingdom Hearts fandom.

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