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Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s hyper‑self‑aware, anxious, and often feels older than the people around her, similar to this user joking about responsibility and mental health, like when they say they’re going to work instead of being on disability: “ide zaraz do pracy a moglabym miec rente”. Lisa also has a history of struggling with perfectionism and self‑image, which echoes the user’s eating‑disorder‑tinged humor and hashtags like “czy jestem best ana jak mnie nie obchodzi ze dzisiaj jest tlusty czwartek”. The user’s candid references to psychiatry and meds — “musze czekac ponad 2 tygodnie na xanax nie wytrzymam” and “post na feedzie przypomnial mi ze calowalam sie w dwoch z trzech psychiatrykow w ktorych bylam kocham” — parallel Lisa’s ongoing mental and emotional struggles beneath her high-functioning exterior. At the same time, there’s a streak of dark, sardonic humor and performative vulnerability, like “poplacze sie zerzygam zesram” and “ide zalatwic praktyki podwine rekawy zeby zrobilo sie im zal mn”, which feels like a more online, edgier version of Lisa’s melodramatic adolescent crises. Overall, they resemble Lisa if she grew up Extremely Terminally Online: smart, self‑destructive, introspective, and constantly turning pain into commentary.

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They lean Introvert (I): much of their content is about their inner world, mental health, and personal struggles rather than broad social engagement, as in “poplacze sie zerzygam zesram” and “musze czekac ponad 2 tygodnie na xanax nie wytrzymam”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than strictly Sensing, connecting experiences to identity and meaning (e.g. “czy jestem best ana jak mnie nie obchodzi ze dzisiaj jest tlusty czwartek”), and using dark, symbolic humor like “#shtwt cutspo” rather than focusing on practical details. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they foreground emotions, vulnerability, and relational dynamics, such as “ide zalatwic praktyki podwine rekawy zeby zrobilo sie im zal mn” and the self-deprecating, affective humor in “nie placz biala dziewczyno wszywtko sie udalo”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their lifestyle and tweets feel spontaneous and chaotic rather than structured, from joking about benefits vs work in “ide zaraz do pracy a moglabym miec rente” to impulsive interactions like “poprosilam wlasnie goscia rocznik 97 o dowod (jestem 05)”. Taken together—introspective, emotional, idealistic yet messy and improvisational—the profile aligns best with INFP.

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Psych ward frequent flyer turned 500+ days sober barista-in-training. Once carded a ’97 guy while being ’05 and still blushed first.– @kiniazolam

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This drink stays booze‑free in your honor, because your moots should know you’re super for being off beer for over 500 days: “moi moots powinni wiedziex ze jestem super bo nie pije piwo ponad 500 dni”, while still letting you enjoy that chaotic love for 0.0 bargains: “kocham przeterminowane piwko zero za darno”. The espresso shot is the jittery, wired energy of going to work when you low‑key wish you had disability instead: “ide zaraz do pracy a moglabym miec rente”. Bitter tonic notes stand in for waiting forever for meds and flirting with #drugtwt: “musze czekac ponad 2 tygodnie na xanax nie wytrzymam” and “szkodq ze nie mozna zamowic acodin na glovo #drugtwt”. The bandage‑shaped lemon peel nods to rolled‑up sleeves and visible scars as emotional armor: “ide zalatwic praktyki podwine rekawy zeby zrobilo sie im zal mn” and your #shtwt post: “#shtwt cutspo”. Finally, the pink sparkle matches your soft, dramatic, oversharing chaos—crying, gagging, spiraling, yet still somehow iconic: “poplacze sie zerzygam zesram” and “post na feedzie przypomnial mi ze calowalam sie w dwoch z trzech psychiatrykow w ktorych bylam kocham”.

Your Hogwarts House
The tweets show strong Slytherin traits of self-preservation and dark, somewhat strategic self-presentation. For example, they joke about using their visible suffering as a tool in real-life situations: “ide zalatwic praktyki podwine rekawy zeby zrobilo sie im zal mn”, which suggests a calculated use of their image to influence others. There is also a clear preoccupation with controlled substances and coping mechanisms, such as “szkodq ze nie mozna zamowic acodin na glovo #drugtwt” and “musze czekac ponad 2 tygodnie na xanax nie wytrzymam”, reflecting a pragmatic, survival-oriented mindset rather than idealism or studiousness. While there is humor and vulnerability, their tone leans toward cynical self-awareness and doing what it takes to get through, aligning more with Slytherin’s resourcefulness than with Gryffindor bravery, Hufflepuff earnestness, or Ravenclaw intellectualism. Even when discussing work versus benefits in “ide zaraz do pracy a moglabym miec rente”, they frame life in terms of trade-offs and advantages, which fits a Slytherin lens on the world.

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A well-fitting song for them is Liability by Lorde, because it captures feeling too much, being self-destructive, and still wanting to be loved. They joke about their psych ward history and blurred boundaries in a way that masks deeper issues, like when they say “post na feedzie przypomnial mi ze calowalam sie w dwoch z trzech psychiatrykow w ktorych bylam kocham”. The recurring references to self-harm and using their scars for sympathy, such as “ide zalatwic praktyki podwine rekawy zeby zrobilo sie im zal mn” and “#shtwt cutspo”, mirror the song’s theme of feeling like a burden or spectacle. Their struggles with substances and meds, from “moi moots powinni wiedziex ze jestem super bo nie pije piwo ponad 500 dni” to “musze czekac ponad 2 tygodnie na xanax nie wytrzymam”, echo the song’s sense of fragility and coping. Even their dark humor about breaking down, like “poplacze sie zerzygam zesram”, fits the way Liability turns emotional overload into something painfully honest yet oddly tender.

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