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Your Simpsons character
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, and often morally or intellectually a step aside from everyone else. The user is openly introspective and idealistic, e.g. they describe being asexual and feeling slightly above the messiness of others in “I am asexual and I think I am above everyone because I don’t have sex”, which mirrors Lisa’s self-righteous but sincere moral streak. They show strong ethical and social concerns, as in their mock-heroic confrontation about fetishization and AI books in “I approached her and told her my thoughts on the societal impact of the fetishization of homosexual men, and the dangers of supporting ai generated books.”, very Lisa-like in tone and content. At the same time, they’re deeply nerdy about games and lore, diving into systems analysis and future updates in posts like “Quick Linnea kit summary before I go to bed”, much like Lisa obsessing over academic or niche interests. Their dramatic humor and over-the-top misanthropy in “If given a button to delete all of humanity I would press it without second thought” reads like a darker, internet-age extension of Lisa’s frequent disappointment with humanity.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert: very outward, expressive, and comfortable broadcasting strong opinions and jokes to a large audience, e.g. the dramatic flair in “IM PREGNANT AND THE DADDY IS TOMATO SOUP” and the performative rant in “ofc people get bad vibes from you ur a gay loser…”. Their focus leans Intuitive rather than concrete; they spin imaginative, absurd concepts like “My goal for 2026 is to create sentient life via cows meat, raw butter, and honey.” and speculative worldbuilding about Genshin systems and future content in posts such as “I’m suspecting we’ll get a Nod Krai expansion in 6.5…”. They prioritize values and emotional reactions over detached logic, strongly Feeling: they care about ethics and social impact in “I approached her and told her my thoughts on the societal impact of the fetishization of homosexual men, and the dangers of supporting ai generated books.” and express identity and pride in “I am asexual and I think I am above everyone because I don’t have sex”, with a tone that’s more value-driven than analytical. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern show spontaneity and improvisation, aligning with Perceiving: they embrace chaos and sudden impulses in posts like “Thought work was at 1 pm but it was actually at 9 am” and playful, unfiltered outbursts like “EAT MY SHITTTT”, rather than orderly planning. Overall, an energetic, idea-rich, emotionally intense, chaotic-creative presentation fits ENFP better than more structured or reserved types.

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Genshin & ZZZ theorycrafter, leak enjoyer, and Kirara enthusiast. Once nearly suffocated under 90 lbs of snow and still logged in for dailies.– @Kirara_Komaniya

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a bright but deceptively strong shochu and yuzu base to mirror their sharp, hyper-online Inazuman energy and endless gaming takes, like “Yay I beat all of abyss with these teams” and obsessive Linnea analysis in leaks. A honey-cream foam washed with a touch of buttered vodka nods to their unhinged, pseudo-mad-scientist manifesto about creating life from animal products in “My goal for 2026 is to create sentient life via cows meat, raw butter, and honey.” The charcoal-black cocoa syrup references their love of slightly cursed treats and trivia like “Fun Fact of the Day: Odessa A’zion has expressed a strong love for charcoal ice cream” and their overall Halloween-goth taste in characters such as “She’s so Halloween I love it”. A sparkling grape soda topper captures their softer, childish side and dramatic daily-life posts like “Begged my dad to get me grapes and he did but they taste fucking atrocious…”, keeping the drink playful rather than brooding. Finally, the tomato-salt rim with a tiny chili flake is a wink to their over-the-top declarations like “IM PREGNANT AND THE DADDY IS TOMATO SOUP” and their sharp, occasionally scorched-earth misanthropy in “If given a button to delete all of humanity I would press it without second thought”, giving the cocktail a spicy bite that hits right after the sweetness.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a sharp, ruthless edge and a strong sense of superiority that aligns closely with Slytherin. Their self-description in “I am asexual and I think I am above everyone because I don’t have sex” directly telegraphs a hierarchical, elitist mindset. They also demonstrate a willingness to burn bridges and attack others’ character bluntly, as seen in “ofc people get bad vibes from you ur a gay loser who is obsessed with online status because you frankly just dont have the personality to have a real life community so you create a toxic environment in hopes that it can make you feel better about how unlikable you rlly are”. Their darkly humorous misanthropy in “If given a button to delete all of humanity I would press it without second thought” also fits Slytherin’s self-preservation and contempt for the masses. Even their approach to online influence is strategic and self-focused, like in “Love deleting hit tweets sorry, I’m not a celebrity and I’m not getting paid for this”, which shows controlled detachment from clout rather than a Hufflepuff or Gryffindor desire for communal validation. While they have humor and creativity, the dominant traits are ambition, edge, and a cutting, survival-oriented personality—classic Slytherin.

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The chaotic, dramatic energy of “VENOM” fits them perfectly: they swing from gleeful unhinged posts like “EAT MY SHITTTT” to hyperbolic doomer humor like “If given a button to delete all of humanity I would press it without second thought”, mirroring the song’s intense push‑pull vibe. The track’s mix of dark, playful obsession matches their fixation on particular characters and media, such as the repeated gushing and theorycrafting over Linnea in posts like “OMFG IMFFMFG IM SO HAPPY LINNEA” and “Linnea personality will be perfect combination of Frieren and Lucia”. Their sense of superiority and edge, for example “I am asexual and I think I am above everyone because I don’t have sex”, fits the confident, almost taunting tone of the song. At the same time, their love of dramatic scenarios and self-aware absurdity—like “When I am close to death I am going to donate my brain to chatgpt…”—echo the theatrical, over-the-top style that Stray Kids bring in VENOM. Overall, the song’s frantic, stylish chaos captures their mix of gamer brainrot, sharp humor, and flamboyant online persona.

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