Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-open: Shares feelings very directly, e.g. “Meine persönlichen Top 100 realistische Gründe am Leben zu bleiben…” and self-deprecating jokes about mental health like “Ich bin ein mentales Wrack, wer will mich?”.
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for partner and friends, such as “Mit @tobiass_de gemeinsam Essen (im call 😔) 🥹💖” and calling friends “cutie friends” in this tweet.
- Socially-conscious: Comments thoughtfully on politics and society, e.g. Holocaust remembrance and the value of every life in this tweet and criticism of AfD hate speech in this tweet.
- Playful-humorous: Uses playful wordplay and memes, like Monopoly Plus joke in “Wenn man in einer Freundschaft mit dem Monopoly Mann…” or the password joke in “Nicht vergessen ab und zu eure Passwörter zu ändern…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-esteem-issues: Describes herself harshly as “hässlich, dumm und nervig” in this tweet and calls herself “random cringe ugly girl” in “some random cringe ugly girl that somehow exist (me)”.
- Negative-self-talk: Exaggerates self-insults for humor, like world’s “hässlichsten Menschen” in this Guinness joke and “Little things, formerly known as my boobs” in this tweet.
- Emotional-vulnerability: Signals feeling like a “mentales Wrack” in this tweet, mentions crying in status text in “Mir geht es so wundervoll :3 ⓘ this user is currently crying”, and references a gap in will to live in this tweet.
- Attention-seeking: Openly worries about tweet reception (“Ich merke schon, dass ihr meine Tweets nicht mögt”) and jokes about sending many messages for notice (“Fuck Double texting, ich schreibe ihm einfach 30 Nachrichten…”).
- Over-apologetic: Apologizes for perceived shortcomings like lack of ideas in “Schon wieder 23 Uhr, aber ich bin wirklich wirklich ideenlos aktuell, sorry 😭” and downplays her own creativity in “Ich wünschte ich wäre kreativ und künstlerisch begabt😭”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who combines earnest political/ethical concern with a lot of sensitivity and self-doubt. Like Lisa, she comments thoughtfully on social and political issues, for example worrying about global health and research in a tweet about the WHO exit: “Der Austritt der USA aus der WHO tut weltweiten Studien, die für unsere Gesundheit wichtig sind, unglaublich weh. Sehr traurig.” and criticizing xenophobic narratives: “Wo sind wir deutsche eigentlich falsch abgebogen, dass solche Zahlen zur Normalität geworden sind? Und dann schieben Verursacher das auch noch auf Migr...”. She also shows a very vulnerable, self-deprecating side reminiscent of Lisa’s insecurity, calling herself a “random cringe ugly girl” in a playful but clearly self-conscious way: “some random cringe ugly girl that somehow exist (me)” and joking about being “hässlich, dumm und nervig”: “Vielleicht bin ich hässlich, dumm und nervig, aber zumindest habe ich Spaß mit dem was ich tue.”. At the same time, she’s very affectionate and idealistic about love and friendship, much like Lisa with her close emotional bonds, seen in tweets like “Meine persönlichen Top 100 realistische Gründe am Leben zu bleiben: 1 Mit Tobiaß gemeinsam One piece aufholen und gemeinsam das Ende des Anime sehen 2 My cutie friends (Love you 💖)”. The mixture of political conscience, nerdy interests (anime, games), emotional intensity, and self-aware humor fits Lisa better than any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, tag many people, and openly share feelings and private jokes with their circle, e.g. the playful oversharing and DM joking in “5€ DM fee” and spamming friends like in “Wie @tobiass_de Morgens aufsteht, weil ich ihm schon wieder 27,36 Tweets geschickt habe 😭”. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they love metaphors, hypothetical scenarios and wordplay rather than concrete how‑tos, like “Ich wünschte mein Herz hätte mending, damit es bei neuer Erfahrung heilen könnte 💔” and the Civilization / nuclear-war jokes in “'Ihr habt diplomatisch geredet und so die Zivilisation vereint' Ich, die gerade erst eine Atombombe auf Deutschland geworfen hat”. They are strongly Feeling‑oriented: they center relationships and values (friends, partners, human worth, anti-hate stances) and phrase even political criticism in an emotional, empathic way, for example “Vielleicht bin ich hässlich, dumm und nervig, aber zumindest habe ich Spaß mit dem was ich tue. Ich denke das ist das wichtigste 🙂↕️” and “Zum Internationalen Tag des Gedenkens an die Opfer des Holocaust möchte ich klar betonen, dass jedes Menschenleben wertvoll und zu schützen ist. 💖”. The Perceiving side shows in their spontaneity and self‑described lack of structure: they repeatedly say they are out of ideas, tweet late at night without a plan, and embrace chaotic, impulsive humor like “Fuck Double texting, ich schreibe ihm einfach 30 Nachrichten bis ehr mich bemerkt 😭” and the constant playful topic-switching between politics, anime, games, and random life moments. Even their long-running daily Lauterbach bit is less about rigid planning and more a whimsical ongoing joke woven into whatever else is happening that day, as seen in “Tag 700 an dem ich @Karl_Lauterbach darum bitte, mir entweder zu folgen oder mit mir essen zu gehen. Gerne auch beides 🥺 Ein weiterer voller hunderter und ich befürchte diese Tweets werden dabei nicht gerade interessanter Ich wünschte ich wäre kreativ und künstlerisch begabt😭”. Taken together—high social energy, imaginative and metaphorical posting, emotionally driven values, and a loose, improvisational lifestyle—ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your 'Top 100 reasons to stay alive' start with One Piece, friends, broccoli and your Ehewolfiepaws, can I apply to be reason #5: the random girl who watches Civ 6 disasters and still thinks you’re winning life? 🥺💖
- You keep asking Karl Lauterbach for 700+ days to follow you or go eat with you… until he answers, how about an interim study: ‘Impact of shared birthday pizza on Lucy’s happiness levels’? I volunteer as co-researcher and pizza sponsor.
- You said even plushies cook better than you and that you’re a ‘cringe ugly girl that somehow exists’—funny, because from where I’m standing, you’re the main character whose cooking is a disaster but whose heart solo-carries the whole anime.
- You’re 77 Nether kilometers away from Tobiaß in Minecraft—statistically speaking, that still makes you closer to me than my own ranked teammates in League. Maybe we should duo-queue life and see if our MMR improves?
- You worry your daily Lauterbach tweets ‘aren’t creative’, yet you turned Eminem into a One Piece villain, declared war on Wuppertal over yoghurt, and philosophized about modern love—if that’s you on low creativity, I really want to see you on a date at 4 AM with a kilo of broccoli.
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Policy nerd by day, One Piece & LoL strategist by night. Once calculated 77 Nether km for love and still had energy to nag Karl Lauterbach daily.– @Kire_irre
Your signature cocktail
Femgirl Grand Line Fizz
The Femgirl Grand Line Fizz is a bright, slightly chaotic long drink that starts soft and sweet but hides a real kick, just like binge-watching One Piece with someone special while tweeting about it (“Mit Tobiaß gemeinsam One piece aufholen und gemeinsam das Ende des Anime sehen”). Matcha-infused white rum brings a focused, gamer-night energy for ranked League and Civ sessions (“The true League of Legends Challenger experience be like”, “Heute wird @tobiass_de ein bisschen Civilisation 6 gelehrt”). The broccoli & cauliflower cordial honors their unexpectedly wholesome comfort foods and soft survival list (“Brokkoli und Blumenkohl”), mixing cozy with slightly unhinged. Pink grapefruit soda adds a bittersweet fizz that matches self-deprecating humor and mental health struggles, still sparkling through the pain (“Ich bin ein mentales Wrack, wer will mich?”, “there is a gap in my will to life aswell”). A blue Curaçao float and dark chocolate ‘sandwich god’ garnish nod to colorful, polycule-style love and the running sandwich divinity bit (“a literal god (of sandwiches)”, “The best, most living and cutest couple is made of: a cute wolf … some random cringe ugly girl that somehow exist (me)”). The result is experimental, nerdy, and way sweeter than it first pretends to be—much like spamming DMs and daily Lauterbach tweets while calling yourself cringe (“Fuck Double texting, ich schreibe ihm einfach 30 Nachrichten bis ehr mich bemerkt”, “Tag 700 an dem ich @Karl_Lauterbach darum bitte”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest and most consistent pattern in Kire_irre’s tweets is loyalty and kindness, which are core Hufflepuff traits. She shows sustained, almost comically patient dedication in her daily series asking Karl Lauterbach to follow her or go eat with her, e.g. “Tag 700 an dem ich @Karl_Lauterbach darum bitte, mir entweder zu folgen oder mit mir essen zu gehen. Gerne auch beides 🥺” and similar numbered tweets across many days; that kind of steady, good‑natured persistence is classic Hufflepuff. Her care for friends and partners is very prominent: she lists reasons to stay alive starting with watching One Piece with Tobiaß and “my cutie friends” in “Meine persönlichen Top 100 realistische Gründe am Leben zu bleiben…”, and repeatedly posts affectionate messages like “Mit @tobiass_de gemeinsam Essen (im call 😔) 🥹💖”. She also emphasizes fairness and protecting others, for example in her Holocaust memorial tweet stressing that “jedes Menschenleben wertvoll und zu schützen ist” in “Zum Internationalen Tag des Gedenkens an die Opfer des Holocaust möchte ich klar betonen, dass jedes Menschenleben wertvoll und zu schützen ist. 💖”, and in her criticism of AfD hate and social injustice in tweets like “Von einem AfD Mitglied kann man leider kaum mehr erwarten als Hass, Hetze und Spalterei...”. While she does show some wit and political engagement that could suggest Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, the dominant thread is a warm, self-effacing focus on being there for others and valuing human decency over glory, which fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits @Kire_irre because it’s an unapologetically queer, affirming anthem that mirrors both their identity and the way they talk about themselves and others. Their bio proudly states “She/Her 🏳️⚧️ Professional Femgirl,” and they mix self-deprecating humor with clear self-acceptance, like when they joke about being the “random cringe ugly girl” in their polycule in “The best, most living and cutest couple is made of: a cute wolf a literal god (of sandwiches) some random cringe ugly girl that somehow exist (me)”. At the same time, they show how much they value love, friendship, and chosen family through tweets such as “Meine persönlichen Top 100 realistische Gründe am Leben zu bleiben: 1 Mit Tobiaß gemeinsam One piece aufholen... 2 My cutie friends (Love you 💖) 3 Brokkoli und Blumenkohl 4 Ehewolfiepaws”. The song’s theme of embracing who you are despite insecurity matches tweets like “Vielleicht bin ich hässlich, dumm und nervig, aber zumindest habe ich Spaß mit dem was ich tue. Ich denke das ist das wichtigste”. Overall, Born This Way captures their mix of vulnerability, queer pride, and supportive, loving energy toward the people around them.
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