Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Bursting excitement for Kehlani and Grammy picks in “todos os meus amigos ... KEHLANI”.
- Music Explorer: Shares new discoveries like “acabei de descobrir essa musica linda” and detailed scrobbles.
- Gaming Determined: Persevered through Genshin challenges, e.g., “tentei 500 vezes ... consegui o dela de primeira”.
- Humor Resilient: Finds laughs even when things go wrong, as shown in “KKKKKKKKKK... depois do tombo”.
- Caring Friend: Keeps notifications loud in case friends need help per “antes de dormir eu sempre deixo o barulho das notificações...”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Seller: Publicly tries to sell account in “vendo minha conta por 11 mil reais”.
- Frequent Frustration: Multiple outbursts like “? ta repreendido meu deus” show low patience.
- Self-Doubt: Calls life “um lixo” in “nao acho normal o tanto que a minha vida eh um lixo”.
- Sleep Neglect: Admits staying up laughing despite early wake-up in “tenho que acordar ... reassistindo saiki”.
- Anxiety Prone: Panics over privacy glitch in “meu twitter bugou ... minha priv tava aberta”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Restless curiosity, emotional introspection, and fandom intensity align closely with Lisa Simpson. Emotional swings—“sinto que eu to com o demonio no corpo” and “nao acho normal o tanto que a minha vida eh um lixo”—mirror Lisa’s dramatic yet introspective nature. Her obsession with music and art, like “acabei de descobrir essa musica linda” and “acabei de ouvir o album da madison… o album ta lindo”, reflects Lisa’s soulful artistic streak. Passionate fandom rants—“eu preciso urgentemente de mais episodios de school spirits” and Genshin grind tales like “acabei de fechar o meu primeiro abismo… com 36 estrelas”—echo her devoted geekiness. Even her concern for social unfairness—“fico muito puta com a existência de gente rica nojenta…”—matches Lisa’s righteous activism.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
E: They recount nonstop social energy, from joking about friends filling Grammy prediction grids (“todos os meus amigos...”) to late-night Discord hangs and shared jokes (“dormi em call com o pedro...”), showing outward-facing enthusiasm. N: Their focus drifts to imaginative, big-picture musings—like projecting themselves into The Hunger Games narrative (“depois que eu assisti jogos vorazes...”) or poetic song quotes (“angel wings youre still everything...”)—rather than concrete details. F: Emotional reactions dominate, from gushing over music discoveries (“acabei de descobrir essa musica linda”) to empathetic outrage at injustice (“fico muito puta com a existência de gente rica nojenta...”). P: They live spontaneously, reacting in the moment—celebrating impulsive gacha pulls (“acabei de pegar o catalisador da columbina...”) and admitting disorganized habits like staying up laughing despite early commitments (“tenho que acordar... reassistindo saiki...”).
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can fold Kehlani into a guaranteed Grammy square, maybe you can fold me into your weekend plans just as smoothly?
- We could marathon School Spirits together—I promise I won’t make you wait a week for episodes of my affection.
- Since you never lose a 50/50 to Qiqi, I figure asking you out is basically guaranteed pity-less pity pulls for us both.
- You keep your phone volume up in case friends need help at 3 AM; mind if I dial in for a late-night poke bowl and confessional session?
- If a Columba catalyst arrived in ten pulls, maybe our chemistry can crit just as fast—no resin required.
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Your new Twitter bio
Jules • School Spirits & anime enthusiast, Genshin abysmally good, Grammy spreadsheet consultant. Once chased my dog into traffic and lost to the pavement.– @kirishmz
Your signature cocktail
School Spirits Spritz
Sparkling sake charged with yuzu fizzes like their hopelessly weekly obsession in “eu preciso urgentemente de mais episodios de school spirits eu nao vou aguentar o lançamento semanal”, keeping the vibe high-key anxious yet playful. Hibiscus liqueur flecked with glitter mirrors the fan-heart gush of “sapatonas” and endless admiration in “lindo”. A passionfruit cold brew foam nods to their late-night gaming/drama marathons like “tenho que acordar daqui a pouco... reassistindo saiki”. Finally, a smoked sea-salt bitters mist captures the jump-scare chaos of “AI MEU DEUS NAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO” while keeping the finish theatrically extra.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jules repeatedly reacts with bold, visceral emotion, like when she shrieks “AI MEU DEUS NAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO” and lambasts injustice in “fico muito puta com a existência de gente rica nojenta assim que pode matar por diversão”, showing a Gryffindor’s fearless sense of outrage. She also runs headlong into chaotic situations—selling her account in “vendo minha conta por 11 mil reais quem tiver interesse só chamar na dm” and laughing off a street fall in “acabei de levar um puta tombo no meio da rua pq deixei minha cachorra sair pra fora”—demonstrating impulsive courage. Even her gaming victories carry a triumphant, heroic flair, as when she celebrates conquering the Spiral Abyss with “obrigada todo mundo que acreditou no meu potencial acabei de fechar o meu primeiro abismo da vida com 36 estrelas”. These patterns of daring action, emotional intensity, and standing up fiercely align most closely with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Angel - Kehlani
Angel mirrors jules’ intense devotion to Kehlani, as they hype Grammy predictions with all-caps confidence—see “todos os meus amigos... KEHLANI ESSE PREMIO JÁ É SEU”. The track’s blend of vulnerability and swagger fits her dramatic reactions and emoji-laced exclamations, from “AI MEU DEUS NAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO” to “sinto que eu to com o demonio no corpo”. Its themes of resilience and self-worth echo her gaming triumphs like “acabei de fechar o meu primeiro abismo da vida com 36 estrelas”, while swoony love lines suit her gushes over shows and characters such as “ai meu deus school spirits 😭”.
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