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@Kirkshedtwt shares a deep sense of social isolation and existential dread that mirrors Lisa’s more melancholic episodes. Like Lisa, the user feels like an outcast among peers, tweeting about “sitting in the bathroom waiting for lunch to be over” and being “an easy target” for bullies. They both navigate complex internal struggles and a sense of being misunderstood by their families, as seen when the user notes, “they wonder why I cut myself”. Ultimately, their shared identity as a “leftist” and an intellectual over-analyzer of their own pain makes Lisa the most fitting, albeit darker, comparison.

Your MBTI personality Type
Charlie demonstrates Introversion through a preference for solitary activities and online 'parasocial' connections over real-life ones, often “sitting in the bathroom waiting for lunch to be over” to avoid social interaction. Their Intuition is seen in how they use anime and fanfics to “headcanon” personal struggles onto fictional characters, focusing on abstract emotional associations rather than literal reality. The Feeling trait is dominant, as their decision-making is entirely driven by intense emotional states and a desire for validation, such as wanting someone to “kiss my scars telling me that they loves me”. Lastly, their Perceiving nature is shown through a lack of structure and a pattern of “avoiding all my problems” and ghosting therapists instead of following through with organized recovery plans.

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17yo California-based artist and fan of anime & yaoi. Navigating the highs and lows of high school with a passion for cosplay. I once made my doctor cry—ask me why!– @Kirkshedtwt

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This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental blend of high-energy highs and bitter lows, much like Charlie’s presence on 'shedtwt.' The Mezcal and Hibiscus honor his Mexican heritage and the struggle of 'being Mexican with an ED', while the Jalapeño adds a sharp sting because he 'genuinely forgets that his arm looks like he played fruit ninja for fun'. A splash of Diet Coke nods to his 'three course meal' coping mechanisms, and the sharp skewer garnish represents his request for 'sharp blades for this new year'. It is a drink designed for a 'masochist that needs a psychiatric evaluation', served cold to combat the 'hot California weather.'

Your Hogwarts House
Charlie demonstrates a strong Slytherin leaning through his focus on personal ambition and resourcefulness in the face of adversity, even when those methods are unconventional or dark. He shows a calculated approach to his goals, such as when he asks for “tips on low cal high protein food tha doesn’t taste like shit” to meet a specific deadline, or when he finds a resourceful way to “Free fast from the government” when he cannot afford food. His self-preservation instincts and desire for status are evident in his plea for followers so he can “be famous enough to be in the next #shedtwt call out video”. Furthermore, his focus on physical transformation and 'locking in' to reach his target weight reflects the typical Slytherin drive to achieve a desired self-image at any cost.

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The user’s online presence mirrors the song's themes of wasted youth, self-destruction, and the desire to be a 'perfect' subcultural archetype. Charlie frequently oscillates between dark humor regarding his struggles and a deep-seated loneliness, explicitly stating, “I’m a masochist not in the edge Lord type of way but in I need psychiatric evaluation type of way”. His preoccupation with body image and eating disorders, such as when he says, “For my fellow fatty on edtwt what is one thing y’all looking forward to when you get skinny ???”, aligns with the song's lyrics about losing years to internal battles. Furthermore, his feeling of social isolation at 17, evidenced by his claim that “Being Mexican with an ED is so terrible” and his admission “I feel like such a loser sitting in the bathroom waiting for lunch to be over”, captures the 'idle' and painful adolescence the track describes.

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