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Your Simpsons character
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-verbal, politically aware, and a little too self-aware for her own peace of mind. Like Lisa, she mixes sincere intellect with wry, bookish humour, from joking about contemporary philosophy via pop culture “i derive a lot of my understanding of contemporary philosophy from Simpsons references, much like many esteemed scholars.” to defending libraries as a civilizational last stand “libraries are our last line of defence.”. Her ethical and political takes have that Lisa-ish left-leaning, indignant edge, e.g. critiquing Twitter’s fake thought leaders “twitter has empowered every mediocre, self proclaimed 'thought leader'...” and mocking revanchist justifications for war “the entire interview is basically Putin trying to justify a revanchist land grab...”. There’s also an introspective, slightly melancholic streak—"this app is wearing me down, like a slow degenerative brain disease"—paired with earnest love of art and literature, like rereading Joyce to cry “whenever i need a reason to cry, i reread joyce’s ‘eveline’...”, which fits Lisa’s dramatic intellectual sensitivity. Even her deterministic musing on responsibility “i subscribe to determinism, and, therefore, reject the notion of free will...” feels like Lisa gone extremely online.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: a lot of their joy is in solitary or small-scale, inward-focused experiences (books, philosophy, niche humour), and they fantasize about retreating from people, like wanting “to have my own little crannóg, where i can live peacefully as a monastic hermit, away from the chaos of the world” “all i wish is to have my own little crannóg, where i can live peacefully as a monastic hermit, away from the chaos of the world.”. They are clearly intuitive (N), constantly abstracting everyday life into big-picture concepts: determinism and free will “i subscribe to determinism, and, therefore, reject the notion of free will…”, philosophy via The Simpsons “i derive a lot of my understanding of contemporary philosophy from Simpsons references…”, and metaphysical riffs on apple juice and zeppelins “something I’ve been pondering at an axiomatic level is the divine truth that apple juice is leaps and bounds more spiritually enriching than any other beverage.”, “what became of rigid airships?… sometimes i wonder if we neared enlightenment, only to stray from the path when we allowed those big beautiful boys to slip through our fingers.”. Their humour and opinions lean thinking (T): they punch through sentiment with analysis and sarcasm, e.g. their critique of Twitter pseudo-intellectuals “twitter has empowered every mediocre, self proclaimed 'thought leader' to think that their superficial opinions… hold the same weight as martin luther nailing the ninety five theses…” and the mock-logical dismantling of moral responsibility via determinism “i subscribe to determinism… i believe i can never be held morally accountable for any of my actions.”. At the same time, they show strong values and empathy (politics, Gaza, Ukraine, veganism, libraries), but these are expressed through argument rather than overt emotional caretaking, which still fits T over F. Finally, they feel more perceiving (P) than judging: their life and thoughts seem exploratory and spontaneous—musing about Ship of Theseus on their own brain “i want to preform a sort of 'ship of theseus' experiment with the various little parts of my brain.” and joking about struggling with basic structure like eating regular meals “having to remember to eat three daily meals along with two snacks feels overly tyrannical.”. The combination of solitary, cerebral humour, abstract philosophising, analytical snark, and laid‑back, slightly chaotic lifestyle cues is most consistent with INTP.

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Tipperary bookworm & philosophy enjoyer. Once lost an ogham stone to cows and a bottle opener to airport security. Tweets on Ireland, jokes & justice.– @kirstenicormaic

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with Irish gin for the very on-brand Éire core and their love of hurling, saints, and sinners, from “irish irish irish ireland irish irish ireland ireland irish irish ireland irish” to keeping the Child of Prague at a Hozier gig in “I’ve never had my faith shaken quite as strongly…”. Cloudy apple juice is the spiritual base, pulled straight from “the divine truth that apple juice is leaps and bounds more spiritually enriching than any other beverage.” A chamomile-honey syrup nods to the secretly soft, bookish romantic who treasures bookmarks and libraries in “libraries are our last line of defence.” and “amy bought me a bookmark :D”. A dash of sea salt represents the island girl who’s been “much too landlocked” in “i haven’t seen a body of water in far too long.” Finally, a flamed lemon peel captures their sharp, theatrical, slightly unhinged wit, blazing through takes like “you are neither edgy nor transgressive, you’re simply just annoying.” and their faux-absolutist shrug in “i subscribe to determinism, and, therefore, reject the notion of free will… i can never be held morally accountable for any of my actions.” This drink is gently strong, a bit tart, quietly comforting, and just philosophical enough to make you want to party all the time to “eddie murphy's seminal 1985 hit, 'party all the time.’”

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong mix of philosophy, self-aware humour, and cultural analysis that screams Ravenclaw. They openly engage with abstract thought and determinism in posts like “i subscribe to determinism, and, therefore, reject the notion of free will…” and joke about foundational questions with lines such as “something I’ve been pondering at an axiomatic level is the divine truth that apple juice is leaps and bounds more spiritually enriching than any other beverage.”. There’s an obvious love of books and learning in “libraries are our last line of defence.” and the way they talk about rereading Joyce and starting books, as in “whenever i need a reason to cry, i reread joyce’s ‘eveline’…” and “started my first book of 2024 🦅💯”. Their humour is highly referential and intellectually playful—drawing on Simpsons, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, and historical references—e.g. “i derive a lot of my understanding of contemporary philosophy from Simpsons references, much like many esteemed scholars.” and “just reread schopenhauer’s essay on women…”. While they do show some Hufflepuff softness in their affection for animals and friends, the dominant through-line is clever, analytical, culturally literate wit, which fits Ravenclaw far better than any other house.

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Their mix of sardonic wit, self-aware melodrama, and oddly romantic fatalism fits This Charming Man almost perfectly. They treat philosophical despair like a bit, as in “this app is wearing me down, like a slow degenerative brain disease.” and “i subscribe to determinism, and, therefore, reject the notion of free will… i believe i can never be held morally accountable for any of my actions.”, which mirrors the song’s elegant, wry angst. There’s the same blend of vanity and self-mockery in “there is no greater pain than being a funny woman. why do i have to suffer this way… i gain nothing from being ridiculously hilarious and charming.” and “feeling devilishly handsome today <3”, echoing the song’s playfully dramatic persona. Their fondness for literary and cultural references—Joyce, Schopenhauer, Simpsons philosophy, libraries as “our last line of defence”—channels the same bookish, slightly dramatic energy that defines The Smiths. Even their fixation on being a slightly cursed Irish girl (“some days, when i look in the mirror, it's as if a 19th century anti irish caricature from a punch comic is staring back at me.”) fits Morrissey’s flair for turning insecurity into stylish gloom.

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