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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: playful, chaotic, and always joking even when mildly suffering. They constantly lean into mischief and exaggeration, like complaining about school work in “ugh labsheet” and “IM STEALING THIS FROM OUR PORF”, which echoes Bart’s irreverent attitude toward teachers and assignments. Their dramatic, meme-y way of talking about life — “i wanna die😭😭 pagod na pagod aq mon plng” and “im dyijg from dancing” — fits Bart’s flair for over-the-top complaining. They’re also very online and obsessed with fandoms and ships, like “yaoi couple” and “some1 give my mc a bf”, which feels like Bart’s pop-culture-soaked, slightly naughty sense of humor. Overall, the combination of chaos, comedy, and unserious dramatics lines up with Bart more than any of the other main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as an Extrovert (E): they frequently post about being out with friends, dancing, practice, and public situations like “help me im in a bar”, “practice na naman”, and showing their face/clothes in “this the fit” and “kyot ko raw sabi ng friend ko”. Their focus is very Sensing (S): they talk about immediate experiences, food, clothes, cats, Genshin pulls, travel and physical discomfort, like “oh shavinf face again🤕”, “flight snack”, and “oh the best quick food… yoqo mag luto”, instead of abstract or theoretical topics. Their tone and decisions suggest Feeling (F) over Thinking: tweets are driven by emotional reactions and interpersonal vibes rather than analysis, such as “happy lang 🫶🫶🫶”, “i need more fudanshi oomfs”, and affection like “happy birthday my husband😝🫶”. Finally, they seem clearly Perceiving (P): their life looks spontaneous, reactive, and flexible—complaining about labsheets and practice instead of structured planning in “ugh labsheet”, “i wanna die😭😭 pagod na pagod aq mon plng”, and impulsive shopping or ukay posts like “lemme ukay even if the its shit here”. Taken together—outgoing, sensory, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—ESFP best fits their online behavior.

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19 • he/him • Eng/Filo. Genshin enjoyer, dancing thru labsheets and calisthenics. Once hit a gay pose so a girl knew I was just there for the boys.– @kissingzhongli

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a calamansi vodka sour base to represent their Filipino roots and that tangy, sometimes pagod-but-still-game vibe from tweets like “UUWING PAGOD PAWIS SA PRACTICE NG DANCE”. Lychee liqueur adds a soft, sweet yaoi-romantic note for the fudanshi in them, inspired by “yaoi couple” and “some1 give my mc a bf”. A blue curaçao float echoes their Genshin / gaming aesthetic and dramatic pulls like “TENACITY ELEGY FISCHL” and “abyss so easy”. Sparkling tonic water captures their hyper, bubbly social energy from posts like “me n my girlie slayed” and “happy lang 🫶🫶🫶”. Finally, a spicy chili-salt rim nods to their chaotic, slightly unhinged humor and love of ‘tea’ and hot takes, like “oh tea” and “the concept of how kantot is such a funny word”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently come across as warm, grounded, and people-oriented rather than status- or intellect-driven, which fits Hufflepuff best. They show strong affection and loyalty toward friends and loved ones, for example calling someone “my husband” in “happy birthday my husband😝🫶” and proudly posting with friends in “me n my girlie slayed” and “mga ate ko @wnbnflrt @kvromiiyu”. Their tweets about practice and exhaustion show a willingness to work hard and keep going even when tired, like “UUWING PAGOD PAWIS SA PRACTICE NG DANCE” and “practice na naman”. They’re also soft-hearted and caring toward animals, shown in “stray cats ong” and “a lil strayeow meow”. While they have humor and fandom intensity, their timeline leans much more toward kindness, loyalty, and steady effort than toward ambition, calculated strategy, or intellectualism, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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The best fit for them is OMG by NewJeans, because the song captures an excitable, slightly chaotic, hyper-fannish energy that matches their timeline. They’re constantly reacting dramatically to games and media like “ningguang comeback wth” and “is varka just a pyro dps in disguise”, very much like the song’s obsessive, over-the-top vibe. Their bio as #fudanshi and tweets like “yaoi couple” and “some1 give my mc a bf” show a playful, romantic fixation that mirrors the song’s theme of intense attachment. They also openly stan idols and aesthetics, as seen in posts like “newjeans” and “OH LOLITA PLS I LOVE THOSE OUTFITS”, which fits OMG’s stylish, fandom-driven world. Even their dramatic life updates like “IM A HOT MESS HOT MESS!” and “i wanna die😭😭 pagod na pagod aq” match the song’s mix of emotional exaggeration and youthful chaos.

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