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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebel who constantly defies authority and thrives on provocation, much like @kisukalat’s tweets that say "I hate this platform" and "Representative democracy… is rule of the few enforced by the many". The user’s aggressive anti‑establishment stance, exemplified by "Anti discrimination laws are inherently dogmatic and authoritarian" and "we must secure the existence of private property and a future without the state", mirrors Bart’s disdain for school rules and adult control. Their bragging about intelligence—"I am 143 IQ"—and their love of trolling with shocking statements such as "goyim arent people" also reflect Bart’s habit of boasting and pushing boundaries for shock value. While Bart isn’t an ideological anarcho‑capitalist, his core trait of rebelling against any imposed order makes him the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong preference for introversion, as most tweets are solitary monologues rather than interactive conversations (e.g., 'I am 143 IQ. I am objectively correct on most of my posts…'). Their focus on abstract theories like 'dead internet theory' and 'esoteric objectivism' demonstrates a dominant intuitive (N) orientation ('doing an all nighter in order to astral project more objective philosophical theory'). The tone of their arguments is highly logical and detached, critiquing anti‑discrimination laws as 'dogmatic and authoritarian' which reflects a thinking (T) preference. Finally, the erratic variety of topics—from crypto announcements to personal PC builds—shows a flexible, perceiving (P) style rather than a structured, planned approach. Together these traits align best with the INTP type.

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Finnish-Iranian tech tinkerer: built a Linux laptop on a hamster wheel, loves Monero, and debates philosophy with a dash of sarcasm.– @kisukalat

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This cocktail, dubbed "Kisukalat's Crypto Chaos", blends rye whiskey, pomegranate liqueur, Finnish salmiakki, and a shot of cold brew espresso, finishing with edible silver glitter. The rye's raw, unfiltered strength mirrors the user's fierce declaration "I hate this platform. I really do." The pomegranate and salmiakki honor their Finnish-Iranian roots, while the espresso's darkness nods to the "dead internet theory" tweet. The glitter evokes Monero and the cryptic allure of anonymity, echoing the line "now supports top ups directly with #monero xmr". Finally, the bitter finish reflects the tweet "Anti discrimination laws are inherently dogmatic and authoritarian", capturing the user's anti‑establishment vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal superiority and ambition, hallmarks of Slytherin. They claim "I am 143 IQ... I am smarter than you," and argue that "we must secure the existence of private property and a future without the state," showing a desire for power and control. Their disdain for democratic institutions – e.g., calling representative democracy "'rule of the few enforced by the many'" – and their view that anti‑discrimination laws are "dogmatic and authoritarian" reveal a cunning, self‑interested worldview. Additionally, they showcase resourcefulness by promoting Monero for anonymous transactions: "now supports top ups directly with #monero xmr," reflecting the Slytherin trait of using clever means to achieve goals.

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The Sex Pistols' "Anarchy in the UK" captures @kisukalat's fierce anti‑state, anti‑authoritarian stance. Their tweet "we must secure the existence of private property and a future without the state" mirrors the song’s call for chaos and rejection of government control. The line "I hate this platform. I really do." reflects the same contempt for institutions expressed in the lyrics "I wanna be an anarchist, I want to see the world burn." Their self‑styled "gnostic atheist" and "Anarcho‑capitalist" identity aligns with the punk anthem’s celebration of radical individualism and rebellion against the status quo. Moreover, the aggressive, provocative tone of the song matches the user's tweets such as "Anti discrimination laws are inherently dogmatic and authoritarian" and "Representative democracy ... is rule of the few enforced by the many."

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