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Your Simpsons character
They read as a thoughtful, slightly anxious overachiever who still leans hard into their niche interests, which is very Lisa-coded. They juggle school stress and physics exams with gaming and card games, as seen in posts like “birthday and im studying for exams wahhhh i hate physics” and “really curious as to what the uva admissions officers found so compelling about my application i really didnt feel it was that strong”, mirroring Lisa’s academic focus and self-doubt. Their intense, almost scholarly fixation on FGO, Yugioh, and other games—such as “officially getting into tcg. not doing nearly as well as i'd like to (technical play is god awful) and still learning my deck but progress is progress. the grind begins now 🫡”—fits Lisa’s tendency to dive deeply into her passions. The combination of emotional sensitivity and self-awareness in tweets like “dysphoria gotten a lot worse lately i cannot wait for college 🙂↕️” also resonates with Lisa’s introspective, sometimes melancholic side. Overall, they come across as a nerdy, driven, emotionally complex person with strong niche passions and a critical eye on their own performance—very much in line with Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Introverted than Extroverted: most tweets center on solitary hobbies like FGO, BG3, Pokémon, and TCG grinding rather than parties or large social outings, and they often cope alone with games when stressed, e.g. “playing baldurs gate for like the third time whenever i get anxious”. Their interests and expressions suggest strong iNtuitive preferences: they lean into fantasy worlds and narrative-heavy media (Fate, BG3, Elden Ring, Chainsaw Man), joke about metaphysical or abstract scenarios like “will there be solomon x lev afterlife yaoi or is that considered selfcest”, and focus more on meanings and vibes than concrete details. The tone across tweets is strongly Feeling-oriented: they’re emotionally expressive and self-revealing about dysphoria and anxiety (“dysphoria gotten a lot worse lately i cannot wait for college”), describe themselves in affective terms like “bitch i’m morose and lugubrious”, and care about characters aesthetically and emotionally (e.g. calling units “wife,” “my pookies,” or “mermaid girlie”). They come off as Perceiving rather than Judging: they frequently mention procrastination, being behind, or reacting last-minute—such as “can they please bring back the 0 storm pod campaign for all the grand battles im so behind” and “i didnt realize the ptcg pocket ranked season ended im still in ultra ball :(”—and their gaming and study habits feel spontaneous and reactive rather than tightly scheduled. Taken together—introverted gaming focus, fantasy-heavy and concept-driven interests, emotional and self-reflective tone, and somewhat disorganized, go-with-the-flow lifestyle—INFP fits them better than nearby types like INTP or ISFP.

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STEM student in love with FGO, YGO, BG3 & Pokémon. Once considered automating a shiny grind with an Arduino instead of finishing my lab report.– @kitkallos

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong but playful, like someone who calls their location “hell” yet spends their days maxing waifus and grinding: “lvl 120s: np5 space eresh, lilith, olga, & solomon”. Spiced dark rum captures the intensity of Yu-Gi-Oh salt and banlist coping, inspired by lines like “anyways can we ban vanitys fiend next… it was the most miserable ive been in my life” and “lovely day for a banlist 😇(coping)”. The bright yuzu soda/lemonade is for their resilient, upbeat grind mindset in games, like “slowly becoming less ass 🫡” and “officially getting into tcg… progress is progress. the grind begins now 🫡”. Blue curaçao nods to their love of spacey, otherworldly aesthetics and servants like Space Eresh and Olga, plus their “hell but cosmic” vibe shown in hype tweets such as “UNBEAST?????” and “1000 SQ HUHHHHHHH”. Hibiscus syrup adds a bittersweet, floral note for the emotional side that plays Baldur’s Gate to cope and vents about dysphoria, as in “playing baldurs gate for like the third time whenever i get anxious” and “dysphoria gotten a lot worse lately i cannot wait for college 🙂↕️”. The smoked sea salt rim is the final touch of drama and gamer salt, honoring moments like “depression leads me to places i wouldnt go with a gun (yugioh master duel)” and “ladder sucks 🙂↕️”, making this drink a mix of cosmic cute, grindset, and delicious suffering.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a consistent love of learning and intellectual engagement, even when it’s stressful. For example, they complain about studying but are clearly committed to their coursework, as in “birthday and im studying for exams wahhhh i hate physics” and their frustration that “the arduino i bought didn't even come in the mail yet 😭”, which suggests genuine interest in hands‑on, technical learning. They also think analytically about game design and narrative, critiquing Elden Ring’s DLC with comments like “none really seem that compelling outside of messmer (fuck you commander gaius)” rather than just saying it’s hard or unfair. Their gaming and TCG posts often focus on mechanics, optimization, and progression—such as using guides for classes in FFXIV in “i randomly saw a guide on tiktok of how to play black mage in ffxiv and now i really wanna re sub 🤕” and worrying about technical play in “technical play is god awful and still learning my deck but progress is progress”—which fits Ravenclaw’s thoughtful, knowledge‑driven nature. While there are hints of ambition and self‑criticism that could lean Slytherin, the dominant throughline is curiosity, analytical reflection, and a desire to understand complex systems, all hallmarks of a Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song is “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus, because it captures that mix of self-deprecating humor, nerdy passions, and emotional vulnerability that shows up throughout their timeline. They juggle school stress and feeling out of place, like when they say “birthday and im studying for exams wahhhh i hate physics” and “emotional support piplup carrying me rn”, which echoes the song’s insecure, overwhelmed narrator. Their identity as a gamer/TCG nerd—obsessing over FGO, Yu-Gi-Oh locals, and Pokémon, as in “officially getting into tcg. not doing nearly as well as i'd like to (technical play is god awful) and still learning my deck but progress is progress”—fits the song’s classic “loser with very specific interests” vibe. There’s also a thread of dark, wry humor and burnout—see “depression leads me to places i wouldnt go with a gun (yugioh master duel)” and “bitch i’m morose and lugubrious”—that aligns with the song’s mix of melancholy and defiant self-acceptance. Even when they’re frustrated, like “ladder sucks 🙂↕️” or “lost to omega savage at 10% hp this is so demoralizing man”, they keep showing up and caring about the things they love, just like the protagonist of Teenage Dirtbag keeps quietly holding onto his feelings and hobbies despite everything.

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