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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Kat is a highly self-critical and perfectionist 15-year-old who feels like an outcast, describing herself as a “fat gay loser with no friends”. She shares Lisa's tendency toward obsessive behavior and intellectualizing her struggles, notably when she mentions “studying for my med exam” while simultaneously fixating on body standards. Kat experiences intense existential dread and academic-style pressure, lamenting how she is “one fart away from being bmi 30 just kill me”. Her internal monologue mirrors Lisa’s episodes of deep insecurity and the desperate need to achieve a specific idealized version of herself, even expressing that “everyday i think god is punishing me” for her perceived flaws.

Your MBTI personality Type
Kat exhibits Introversion (I) through her self-described isolation, calling herself a “loser with no friends” and focusing heavily on internal self-reflection. Her Sensing (S) trait is dominant in her fixation on concrete data, such as “losing almost 5 pounds” and tracking precise caloric intakes like “770 calorie dinner”. She aligns with Feeling (F) due to her emotionally charged language and harsh self-criticism, such as feeling “god is punishing me by being fat”. Finally, her Judging (J) nature is clear in her rigid planning, evidenced by her “eating only 1000 calories a day” rule and setting specific goals like working out “3x a day” during breaks.

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15yo student and dedicated Twice fan. 🍭 When I’m not studying for my med exams, you can find me practicing pilates or debating which k-pop lightstick is best.– @kitkat8008_

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a high-energy, experimental blend reflecting a 'baka life' that is “miserable already”. The extra-strong cold brew represents an “addiction to working out” even when exhausted, while the black cherry and cinnamon nod to “doughnut season” and her “blk” identity. The ice cream rim captures the chaotic cycle of “burning cals from working out then immediately rewarding myself with ice cream”, and the silver glitter reflects her K-pop 'stan' energy, specifically wanting to feel “skinny and tiny like chaeyoung”.

Your Hogwarts House
Kat demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of high ambition and goal-oriented behavior, specifically using rewards to drive her results, such as when she says, “i won’t open it until i reach 170!!” regarding her new album. Her resourcefulness is evident in how she meticulously plans her habits and seeks out specific tools to achieve her desired status, noted when she mentions “getting my electrolytes tuesday and will fast for 16 hours”. She also exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a desire for a specific aesthetic identity, expressing a clear vision for her future self by posting the “type of fits i’m gonna wear when i get skinny”. Ultimately, her focus on status, transformation, and calculated discipline to reach an 'ultimate' goal aligns most closely with the house of silver and green.

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This song perfectly mirrors Kat’s internal struggle with body image and the desperate desire to fit into a specific aesthetic, as seen when she posts about “type of fits i’m gonna wear when i get skinny”. The lyrics reflect her intense self-criticism and obsession with numbers, which she expresses by saying, “one fart away from being bmi 30 just kill me”. Her tweets also highlight a painful cycle of restriction and guilt, such as when she mentions “fasting for 2 days because i’m tired of being a fat gay loser”. Like the song, her profile documents the mental toll of trying to reach an unattainable standard, notably when she admits, “for the first time in my life i’m having thoughts of self harm”. Ultimately, both the song and Kat's tweets capture the fragility and desperation of a teenager navigating an eating disorder.

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