Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes own mental health limits and patterns, like feeling briefly motivated despite depression in “quando vc esquece que tem depressao…” and calling 2025 the worst year but still reflecting in “se passaram quase 5 anos e vc conquistou muita coisa”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Open about sadness, loneliness, and frustration in tweets like “nada da certo na minha vida”, “eu vou morrer sozinho mesmo”, and “2025 foi o pior ano da minha vida”.
- Supportive-friend: Shows care for friends like Bruna, defending her in “quando a dra bruna hime faz um tweet tao desgraçado que vc precisa defender ela” and worrying when she disappears in “ontem a bruna falou q ia mandar msg quando chegasse em casa e sumiu”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and self-deprecating jokes, such as “platinar jogo é melhor que fazer sexo”, “proibido se matar chance de ser filho do bruno hikikomori”, and the bus incident in “a mulher >VOMITOU< no meu pe”.
- Hardworking: Balances work and courses, regretting missing a desired course due to work in “passei num curso q queria mto mas n posso fazer pq tenho que trabalhar” and talking about CLT experience in “as pessoas deviam trabalhar clt ao menos 1x”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Uses extremely aggressive language toward others, as in “alguns de vcs merecem a eterna miseria e sofrimento”, “devia juntar esse cara e todo os fas dele numa casa e tacar fogo”, and wishing staff to starve in “que o servidor flame mc va a falencia e todos da staff passem fome”.
- Self-deprecating: Frequently talks about being a ‘waste’ or doomed, like “genuinamente acho q sou desperdicio como homem”, “eu vou morrer sozinho mesmo”, and “nada da certo na minha vida”.
- Impulsive-spending: Admits to overspending despite stress about debt in “por favor pare minha fatura ta vindo quase 2 mil reais”, “chegou umas 15 encomendas pra mim ontem”, and buying games/skins in “n acredito que vou gastar dinheiro com esse jogo”.
- Negativity-bias: Focuses on worst-case views of life and future, calling 2025 the worst year in “2025 foi o pior ano da minha vida”, saying “nada da certo na minha vida”, and reacting to series ending with “n tenho mais motivos pra viver”.
- Interpersonal-irritability: Gets easily annoyed with people and calls them out bluntly, like criticizing coworkers or strangers in “cara come merda e acha que todo mundo tem que comer tambem”, complaining about public-transport opinions in “eu tenho certeza sua filha da puta que voce nao fica 4h todos os dias em transporte publico lotado”, and mocking timelines in “caralho pq esse rpg do cellbit fica aparecendo na minha tml”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account reads a lot like an adult, Brazilian Bart Simpson: chaotic, self-deprecating, but fundamentally good-hearted. They lean into dark humor and exaggerated misery, saying things like “eu vou morrer sozinho mesmo” and “nada da certo na minha vida”, which mirrors Bart’s melodramatic complaining when life feels unfair. At the same time, there’s a playful, troublemaking energy in posts such as “alguns de vcs merecem a eterna miseria e sofrimento” and “eu devo ter algum problema mental eu fiquei cantando ‘nois come bosta’ em alto e bom tom no ponto de onibus”. Like Bart, they clearly care about friends and coworkers—even if expressed in a rough, joking way—when they apologize for being rude at the course (“desculpa pessoal do curso eu tava com mta dor de cabeça”) or feel unexpectedly encouraged by older colleagues (“nunca fui tao motivo a tentar fazer dnv jamais ia esperar isso de um pessoal 30+”). The mix of gaming obsession (“platinar jogo é melhor que fazer sexo”), rebellion against boring adulthood, and underlying vulnerability lines up far more with Bart than with any of the more earnest or stable Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean introvert: most tweets center on solitary activities like gaming and streaming, such as “platinar jogo é melhor que fazer sexo” and “to jogando ghost of yotei e pqp eu amo video game”, plus self-deprecating social comments like “eu vou morrer sozinho mesmo”. Their interests and humor are heavily idea-driven and nerdy (anime, games, meta-jokes), pointing to intuition over sensing, for example reflecting on life and progress in “e sem perceber eu conquistei coisas que costumava a pensar ‘quem sabe um dia’” instead of just concrete details. The tone is blunt, analytical, and often mocking, which aligns with Thinking: see the harsh takes in “alguns de vcs merecem a eterna miseria e sofrimento” and the critical comment about work reality in “as pessoas deviam trabalhar clt ao menos 1x na vida pra ter a minima nocao das coisas”. Their lifestyle reads as flexible and somewhat chaotic rather than structured, like “consegui desperdiçar minhas ferias pqp eu n mudo” and joking about procrastinating at work in “as vezes vou no banheiro so pra enrolar”, which fits Perceiving. They also show classic INTP-style self-reflection and dark humor about mental health in “quando vc esquece que tem depressao e durante 2h vc se sente determinado a ser uma pessoa melhor”. Taken together, the combination of introverted, idea-heavy, bluntly logical, and unstructured behavior is best captured by INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If MIBR winning te garante uma namorada por sorteio, será que eu posso pular a parte do campeonato e já ganhar um date só por te achar mais lendário que qualquer taça?
- You said platinando um jogo is better than sex, so how about we compromise: we co-op Hades 2, you teach me everything you ‘learned’ there, and we see if your thesis survives peer review?
- You joked that you’d be an insanely pretty, big-boobed woman… honestly, as a 27-year-old depressed gamer que ainda assim conquistou um monte de coisa, you’re already absurdly attractive as you are. The chest I’m interested in is the one that keeps grinding despite 2025 being ‘the worst year.’
- Every time Chrono’s ‘Brisa de Verão’ makes you want to be a better person and date a blonde, I feel a little offended, because I’m right here ready to be your seasonal DLC: ‘Brisa de 2026 – agora com um jogador que te valoriza mais que qualquer skin de 10% do salário.’
- You survived vomit on your foot in the bus, 2k credit card bills, CLT grind, and still have energy to love anime rap and Jujutsu Kaisen’s new season—statistically speaking, the hardest dungeon left pra você platinar é meu coração… quer tentar um speedrun?
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27 • SP • survives 4h of packed buses, games too much, drinks imported Monster at work. Once got asked for LinkedIn on the street and still overthinks it.– @Kitorime
Your signature cocktail
Aura Break & Buff
This drink starts with cachaça infused with burnt citrus peel to capture the chaotic, occasionally hostile energy of wishing eternal misery on some folks while still vibing, like in “alguns de vcs merecem a eterna miseria e sofrimento” and the desire to set whole fandoms on fire in “devia juntar esse cara e todo os fas dele numa casa e tacar fogo”. Mango juice with a dash of chili nods to their timeline drama and strong opinions in “vi alguem na tl reclamando de bolo de manga quem foi se revele covarde”, sweet but with a spicy clapback. Cold brew coffee reflects the grind and exhaustion of CLT life and long commutes in “eu tenho certeza sua filha da puta que voce nao fica 4h todos os dias em transporte publico lotado” and feeling like nothing works out in “nada da certo na minha vida”. The blue curaçao float is a tribute to their gamer/otaku side and blue-tinted obsessions like needing a physical Blue Lock in “n ter manga fisico de blue lock ta me dando dor fisica preciso mto de 1 virou necessidade biologica” and loving video games in “to jogando ghost of yotei e pqp eu amo video game”. Finally, the drink is topped with a lightly sweet whey foam, celebrating small self-care discoveries like “tomei whey com leite pela primeira vez e acho que descobri um novo amor” and those fleeting bursts of determination in “quando vc esquece que tem depressao e durante 2h vc se sente determinado a ser uma pessoa melhor e se esforçar e tudo vai dar certo”. Strong but playful, bitter-sweet yet colorful, it’s basically their aura: sometimes broken, often buffed.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kito shows a strong streak of loyalty and care toward people close to him, even when expressed in a joking tone: he worries about Bruna not getting home safely in “ontem a bruna falou q ia mandar msg quando chegasse em casa e sumiu espero que esteja bem n chegou em casa ainda” and publicly thanks everyone for sharing his journey in “provavelmente meu ultimo ano fazendo lives… ainda assim foi bem legal obrigado a todos ❤️”. He feels guilty when he’s rude due to a headache and apologizes to his course mates in “fui pegar meu material do curso e fui mto grosso com todo mundo desculpa pessoal do curso eu tava com mta dor de cabeça e passando meio mal”, which shows a conscience oriented around not hurting others. He admires everyday hard work and the realities of employment, as in “as pessoas deviam trabalhar clt ao menos 1x na vida pra ter a minima nocao das coisas pq n eh possivel que alguem seja sonso assim”, and he’s candid about his own struggles with work and study in “passei num curso q queria mto mas n posso fazer pq tenho que trabalhar ><”. Even his self-deprecating, depressive humor—like “quando vc esquece que tem depressao e durante 2h vc se sente determinado a ser uma pessoa melhor e se esforçar e tudo vai dar certo”—turns toward the desire to improve and endure rather than to dominate or outshine others. Taken together, these tweets point to someone defined much more by loyalty, humility, and perseverance than by ambition, flashy heroics, or cold strategy, which aligns best with Hufflepuff.
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Numb - Linkin Park
A well‑known song that fits Kito is “Numb” by Linkin Park, because it captures that mix of frustration, exhaustion, and quiet determination they often show. They talk openly about burnout and feeling stuck, like when they say “nada da certo na minha vida”, “2025 foi o pior ano da minha vida”, and joke about depression in “quando vc esquece que tem depressao e durante 2h vc se sente determinado a ser uma pessoa melhor” — all very in line with the song’s theme of emotional overload. There’s also the pressure of adulthood and work, like not being able to do a course they wanted in “passei num curso q queria mto mas n posso fazer pq tenho que trabalhar ><” and hating crowded commutes in “eu tenho certeza sua filha da puta que voce nao fica 4h todos os dias em transporte publico lotado”, echoing the song’s resentment toward expectations and routine. At the same time, they keep trying to improve and chase small wins — from gaming to work and self‑image — which mirrors the underlying desire for change hidden under the resignation in Numb. Overall, the song’s mix of angst, exhaustion, and yearning for something better fits both their humor and their more vulnerable tweets.
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