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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, attention-seeking, and darkly humorous. Their dramatic flair and love of edgy in-jokes echo Bart’s rebellious teen energy, like when they write “'Bmi 14 15 jail' WHAT CRIMES DO I HAVE TO COMMIT TO GET IN PLEASEEE”, which mirrors Bart’s habit of turning serious topics into provocative jokes. Their excitement over online validation, seen in “31 FOLLOWERS!! OH MY GOLLY GEE IM SO HAPPY 🥹”, fits Bart’s craving for attention and recognition. The way they lean into discomfort and melodrama, like “My brother keeps begging to see my arm just HANG ME ALREADY !!”, also recalls Bart’s tendency to escalate everything into over-the-top statements. Overall, the mix of mischief, vulnerability, and dark humor is very Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they frequently ask for interaction and new friends, e.g. their bio (“IM SO LONELYYY AND NEED MORE FRIENDS… || moot me plzz..”) and the intro tweet “PLZZZ MOOT ME !! IM SO DESPERATE.. (I follow back I swear !! ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀) )”, which shows energy gained from social engagement and attention. Their style points to Intuition (N): they focus on vibes, fandom aesthetics, and imaginative framing rather than concrete details, like “I genuinely love following accounts that are themed like the fandoms I'm in 🥹 I GET SO GIDDY”, which centers on the idea of themed spaces and shared interests more than practical, sensory specifics. They lean strongly Feeling (F): their tweets are emotionally expressive and dramatic, such as “I'm feeling like I'm having withdrawals someone just end me” and “Getting accused of being anorexic by family and friends is making me so jolly tbh”, prioritizing emotional reaction and validation rather than logical analysis. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their posts feel spontaneous and unstructured, often reacting in the moment (e.g. “I feel like freaking greaseball just rolling around rn” and “I'm slowly introducing my oomf to shedtwt... baby steps...”), with no sign of long-term planning or organized routines typical of J-types. Putting these traits together, ENFP fits best: a highly expressive, socially-seeking, emotionally driven, and spontaneous online presence.

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Fizz/Ava • he/him, any prns ok • 13 • horror & Donnie Darko enthusiast who talks too much about cats, fandoms, and oddly specific razors– @Kittenzombiezz

Your signature cocktail
The white rum with edible glitter is for their sparkly, themed-fandom vibe and the way they “GET SO GIDDY” following matching accounts “I genuinely love following accounts that are themed like the fandoms I'm in 🥹 I GET SO GIDDY”. Blue raspberry lemonade gives a bright, slightly sour base to mirror the dramatic, over-the-top posts like “My brother keeps begging to see my arm just HANG ME ALREADY !!”. A blackberry syrup drizzle adds a dark, moody streak for the Donnie Darko-esque edge and posts like “I'm feeling like I'm having withdrawals someone just end me”. The tiny shot of energy drink captures their hyper, lonely-but-excited plea for moots “IM SO LONELYYY AND NEED MORE FRIENDS TO TALK TO ABOUT THINGS I LIKE !! || moot me plzz..”. Finally, the cotton-candy sugar rim is sweet and childish, fitting their 3-then-4teen energy and playful self-deprecation like “I feel like freaking greaseball just rolling around rn”.

Your Hogwarts House
They read as a very connection-oriented, community-seeking person, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and friendship. In their bio, they write that they are “IM SO LONELYYY AND NEED MORE FRIENDS TO TALK TO ABOUT THINGS I LIKE !! || moot me plzz.. Ი︵𐑼,” and repeat that desire in their intro: “PLZZZ MOOT ME !! IM SO DESPERATE.. (I follow back I swear !! ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀) )”, showing a strong desire to build mutual, reciprocal relationships. Their excitement about themed mutuals — “I genuinely love following accounts that are themed like the fandoms I'm in 🥹 I GET SO GIDDY” — highlights how much joy they get from shared interests and community rather than individual status. Even in a very dark online space, they celebrate small social milestones like “31 FOLLOWERS!! OH MY GOLLY GEE IM SO HAPPY 🥹”, which underscores a Hufflepuff-like appreciation for belonging over prestige. Overall, their defining traits online are craving connection, mutual support, and simple happiness in having people around them, all of which align most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is "Teen Idle" by MARINA, which captures the messy, dramatic, self-aware teenage angst they project. They describe themselves as lonely and desperate for connection, saying they are “SO LONELYYY AND NEED MORE FRIENDS” in their bio and begging people to moot them in “PLZZZ MOOT ME !! IM SO DESPERATE..”, mirroring the song’s themes of isolation and wanting to belong. Their dark humor and flirtation with self-destructive aesthetics show up in posts like “'Bmi 14 15 jail' WHAT CRIMES DO I HAVE TO COMMIT TO GET IN PLEASEEE” and “I'm feeling like I'm having withdrawals someone just end me”, which align with the song’s fixation on glamorizing suffering and dysfunction. Their involvement in shtwt/edtwt and references to razors and body image, such as “I'm getting kai razors.. I'm living the life..” and “Getting accused of being anorexic by family and friends is making me so jolly tbh”, echo the song’s critique of beauty standards and self-harm romanticization. The combination of cutesy tone, fandom enthusiasm, and very dark undertones makes Teen Idle an apt musical mirror for their online persona.

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