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Lisa Simpson is known for her introspection, moral conscience, and feeling out of place, which mirrors the user's constant self‑analysis and fear of being judged, as seen in "I like to analyze characters but I’m scared to share my analyses because what if I’m actually stupid and ugly…". The user’s pervasive guilt about simple actions, such as "My mom keeps making some of my favorite foods… I feel guilty not eating it", echoes Lisa’s tendency to over‑think and feel responsible for others. Their depressive and self‑harm thoughts ("DUDE MY MOM… I NEED DTO KKILLMYSELF" and "I just had this idea for a long scar… if I’m gonna cut myself I might as well make it look cool") reflect the darker side of Lisa’s occasional feelings of isolation and anxiety. The user’s yearning for validation and fear of being "stupid" aligns with Lisa’s frequent experiences of being misunderstood by peers and adults. Overall, Lisa’s combination of high intellect, empathy, and chronic self‑doubt best captures the pattern of the tweets.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays strong introverted traits, often reflecting on internal feelings and waiting for others to start interactions: "I typically wait for someone else to interact with me cause I never know when it’s okay to say something or how to even begin a conversation..." They favor abstract, imaginative processing, evident in lines like "I think my phone is scared of the dark" and "Maybe the real reason I have memory problems is because the doctors didn’t notice a shard of glass…" Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and empathy, as shown by "I feel guilty not eating my mom’s food" and "I feel like a pet they keep around to make themselves feel better." Their posting style is spontaneous and flexible, experimenting with fasting schedules and sharing random thoughts without a rigid structure, indicating a perceiving preference. These combined traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Anime fan, budding animator & sketcher 🎨 | 16yo Dazai devotee who once tried to animate a slime that escaped my desk | Coffee-fueled midnight thoughts.– @kittyosamuu

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The apple vodka captures the user’s love for apples (“I like apples”) and adds a sweet‑tart base that mirrors their self‑critical side. Midori’s bright green hue evokes their fascination with slime and squishy things (“I love slime so much I wish I could touch slime more often”, “I like to see things squish”). Fresh lime juice adds a sour bite reflecting the frequent guilt and anxiety they express (“Does anyone else feel a mountain sized amount of guilt on their shoulders…”, “DUDE MY MOM KEEPS MESSING UP MY MORNING ROUTINE… I CANT…”). Simple syrup smooths the edge like moments of comfort from their mom’s cooking (“My mom keeps making some of my favorite foods for me… I feel guilty not eating it”). A splash of soda water gives a playful fizz that represents their jittery, unpredictable energy and love for anime (“IRUMA😭😭😭”, “Young Dazai with chubby cheeks agenda”).

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong desire for knowledge and analysis, e.g., 'I like to analyze characters but I’m scared to share my analyses because what if I’m actually stupid and ugly and have zero literacy but I don’t know it yet and then everyone doxes me for having bad takes and then I get kidnapped and murdered because I’m stupid' indicating a Ravenclaw love of learning. They also express curiosity about topics like dinosaurs, saying 'I don’t have a specific fact off the top of my head but dinosaurs/prehistoric life is so cool I spend hours looking things up about them, especially terror birds' which reflects Ravenclaw's intellectual curiosity. Their creative pursuits, such as drawing and making animatics ('I like to draw things, sometimes I’ll make animations or animatics if I’m feeling good enough for them?'), further align with Ravenclaw's appreciation for wit and creativity. While they experience anxiety and self‑doubt, these traits are more about inner insecurity than the bravery of Gryffindor, the ambition of Slytherin, or the loyalty of Hufflepuff. Therefore, Ravenclaw best fits their profile.

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Their tweets often reveal deep self‑harm thoughts, such as "I just had this idea for a long scar … if I’m gonna cut myself I might as well make it look cool" and suicidal feelings like "DUDE MY MOM KEEPS MESSING UP MY MORNING ROUTINE … I CANT SO THIS EVERYTHING IS RUINED I NEED DTO KKILLMYSELF". This mirrors the raw confession in the lyrics of "Hurt" (Nine Inch Nails) where the singer says "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". They also express overwhelming guilt, for example "My mom keeps making some of my favorite foods for me … I feel guilty not eating it and throwing it away" which aligns with the song’s refrain about pain and regret. They feel like a broken child, as they write "I feel like a little baby when my friend talks about her experiences" echoing the song’s sense of lost innocence. Overall, the bleak, introspective tone of "Hurt" captures the user's constant struggle with self‑destruction, guilt, and yearning for feeling.

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