Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic ally: Defends trans people and calls out disrespect, e.g. criticizing transphobia and misuse of pronouns in “Nao sei qual eh a tara q esse pessoal de direita tem pra ser transfóbico...”.
- Affectionate partner: Repeatedly expresses love and appreciation for their partner, like wanting to 'criar gatinhos' together and loving her voice in posts such as “Eu amo ela muito, qro criar gatinhos com ela😞☝” and “Eu amo a voz dela”.
- Protective friend: Shows concern for loved ones, e.g. prioritizing a best friend’s wellbeing in “Deus me leva, mas não deixa minha melhor amiga sofrer”.
- Socially aware: Comments critically on issues like pedophilia, hypocrisy, and online safety, e.g. “Foda q tem Zé droguinha de 20 anos namorando guria de 14...” and concerns about Grok in “Eu fico chocado como o grok literalmente tem regra nenhuma...”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses humor, hyperbole, and memes to react to situations, such as joking about hair-washing in “Se eu ficar mais de três dias minha cabeça começa a coçar toda” and dramatic capslock reactions like “EU TI CHORANDO EU TO TRWMENDO...”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently expresses wanting to die or self-harm, e.g. “Queria saber alguma forma de morrer rápido e eficaz, todas q eu tento da errado” and “Metas para 2026: morrer em dezembro”.
- Intense self-loathing: Shows deep dissatisfaction with self and life, such as “Não aguento mais viver, espero seriamente q eu morra logo” and feeling like they never have peace in “Eu sempre estou preocupado ou ansioso com algo...”.
- Hostile language: Uses aggressive or violent phrasing toward others, e.g. “Qria q a família deles aparecessem mortos no portal zacarias...” and “MORRAM TODOS INFERNO”.
- Public oversharing: Shares very personal mental health and sexual details openly, like “Eu quwro gozar” and multiple detailed posts about wanting to die such as “Quero morrer”.
- Persistent anxiety: Describes chronic mental overload and worry, e.g. “Minha mente vive cheia 24hr por dia, não aguento mais” and saying therapy and medication do not ease it in “Não adianta quantos remédios eu tome, quantas terapias eu faço...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user mixes strong moral and political convictions with intense emotions and introspection. They call out bigotry and defend LGBTQ+ people with articulate indignation, e.g. criticizing transphobia and disrespect for pronouns in “Nao sei qual eh a tara q esse pessoal de direita tem pra ser transfóbico. Desrespeitar pronomes...”, similar to Lisa’s outspoken activism. At the same time, they show deep anxiety and depressive thoughts, like “Não aguento mais viver, espero seriamente q eu morra logo” and “Queria q minha mente ficasse em silêncio por 1 minuto”, echoing Lisa’s often-overwhelmed inner life. Their sensitivity toward injustice (e.g. anger at exploitation and abuse in “Tão triste saber q isso acontece sempre e os meninos não recebem a devida ajuda pq o abusador é mulher”) and their feeling of being out of place socially match Lisa’s combination of idealism and loneliness. Finally, the way they balance intense love and devotion toward someone—“Eu amo ela muito, qro criar gatinhos com ela😞☝”—with dark humor and self-deprecation is very reminiscent of Lisa’s oscillation between earnest affection and existential angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): there’s frequent mention of feeling misunderstood, lonely, and wanting just a small, safe connection like cuddling with a partner, e.g. “Queria um/uma namorado/namorada pra passar o dia dormindo de conchinha 🖕”, and many introspective, vulnerable posts about their mental state rather than descriptions of big social scenes. Their focus is more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: they jump quickly to big-picture moral or social ideas, like criticizing political hypocrisy and societal treatment of LGBT people in “Nao sei qual eh a tara q esse pessoal de direita tem pra ser transfóbico. Desrespeitar pronomes de uma pessoa só mostra o quanto desprovido de inteligência é…” and broad generalizations about abuse and pedophilia in “Os casos de pedofilia vindo de pessoas heteros, e pasmem até da própria família KKKKKKK”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over Thinking: their reactions are emotionally charged, empathetic, and value-based, such as wishing safety for a friend in “Deus me leva, mas não deixa minha melhor amiga sofrer” and being deeply affected by videos or idols, as in “PORRA EU ME EMOCIONO KRRRLHHH”. Their timeline shows a strong, chaotic spontaneity and lack of structured planning, indicative of Perceiving (P): they frequently talk about not coping, wanting to give up, and making impulsive, joking decisions about identity like “Acho q vou virar femboy” or debating styles in “Dúvida genuína entre ser um femboy fofinho ou um emo q escuta rock”, which suggests living in the moment rather than following a clear plan. Taken together—the intense inner emotional life, moral focus, idealism about love, and unstructured, reactive way of expressing themselves—INFP is the closest fitting type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you wanted a boyfriend/girlfriend just to sleep cuddling all day — I volunteer as emotional support femboy, comes with free anxiety overthinking and mandatory Sunday showers.
- You love analog horror and her in the same intensity… so if I show up with a VHS tape and call you ‘neném’, do I unlock the “I feel truly loved 😭” ending too?
- You keep begging the universe for your mind to be quiet for one minute — let me take you on a date so good that, for sixty seconds, the only thought in your head is ‘how is this person real?’.
- Look, you already survived ITZY’s ‘bomba’, Stray Kids drama, and Nikolas Ferreira discourse; I promise dating me is way less traumatic than your TL and way more satisfying than that ‘I wanna cum’ tweet.
- Since you’re Minho-meu-mundo, bissexual, debating if you should be a cute femboy or emo rocker… how about I help you decide, and in exchange you stop adding ‘quero morrer’ to your 2026 goals and add ‘sair comigo’ instead?
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Nicolas • bi guy powered by stray kids, analog horror & dark humor. Once oiled my hair and it changed texture—still less confusing than politics.– @KittyUnderline
Your signature cocktail
Minho Meu Mundo Martini
This drink starts with spiced dark rum for their intense, sometimes explosive passion and sharp tongue, like when they say “Qria q a família deles aparecessem mortos no portal zacarias, tão demorando muito vivos” and “MORRAM TODOS INFERNO”. Pink guava juice adds a fruity, romantic core, echoing their obsession with their crush: “Eu amo ela muito, qro criar gatinhos com ela😞☝” and “Queria um/uma namorado/namorada pra passar o dia dormindo de conchinha 🖕”. Cold brew coffee concentrate represents the constant anxiety and sleepless mind they describe in “Minha mente vive cheia 24hr por dia, não aguento mais” and their dark humor about not wanting to live, like “Metas para 2026: morrer em dezembro”. A dash of chili tincture mirrors their fiery political clapbacks and defense of LGBT people, such as “Nao sei qual eh a tara q esse pessoal de direita tem pra ser transfóbico”. Finally, cotton candy-flavored soda is the bubbly, chaotic k‑pop/fandom side who screams “EU TI CHORANDO EU TO TRWMENDO VCS BAI TEM NOCAOQPORRAAAAAA” and gushes “O amor da minha vida😭😭😭😭😭😭”, giving the cocktail an experimental, sweet-meets-dark personality that fits them perfectly.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor pattern of loudly standing up for what they believe is right, especially in politics and identity. For example, they call out transphobia directly and tie it to a lack of intelligence in a very confrontational way: “Nao sei qual eh a tara q esse pessoal de direita tem pra ser transfóbico. Desrespeitar pronomes de uma pessoa só mostra o quanto desprovido de inteligência é, totalmente néscio.”. Their anger at Nikolas Ferreira and desire for justice erupts in extreme, impulsive language like “Qria q a família deles aparecessem mortos no portal zacarias, tão demorando muito vivos”, which, while unhealthy, fits a classic Gryffindor tendency to react passionately and dramatically against perceived villains. They also display a kind of emotional boldness and intensity in relationships, tweeting things like “Eu amo ela muito, qro criar gatinhos com ela😞☝” and “Eu amo ela tanto q da vontade de chorar”, wearing their heart on their sleeve rather than holding back. Even in deep distress they are blunt and theatrical about their pain, such as “As vezes me dá vontade de excluir tudo e me jogar da ponte” and “Queria saber alguma forma de morrer rápido e eficaz, todas q eu tento da errado”, which reads more as impulsive emotional outcry than calculated self‑preservation. Overall, the dominant traits are passionate outspokenness, moral outrage, and emotional intensity—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the colder calculation of Slytherin or the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
BORN THIS WAY - Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits them because it’s an unapologetically queer, defiant anthem that matches both their identity and worldview. They openly talk about being bisexual and extremely sensitive and allergic to everything, embracing their quirks instead of hiding them, as in “Me identifico o com a megan Sou bissexual Sou alérgico a camarão, peixe, caranguejo, abacaxi, canela, ovo, hortelã, goiaba e carne de porco. Perfume forte me faz espirrar, lugar muito gelado irrita minha pele, tenho pressão baixa e alguns tecidos tbm irritam minha pele”. They are fiercely protective of LGBTQ+ people and pronouns, calling out transphobia in tweets like “Nao sei qual eh a tara q esse pessoal de direita tem pra ser transfóbico. Desrespeitar pronomes de uma pessoa só mostra o quanto desprovido de inteligência é, totalmente néscio.”, echoing the song’s message of self-acceptance and pride. At the same time, their timeline mixes dark humor and suicidal ideation, such as “Metas para 2026: morrer em dezembro” and “Não aguento mais viver, espero seriamente q eu morra logo”, which makes the song’s insistence that you’re worthy and beautiful as you are feel especially resonant. Their intense romantic devotion and desire for affection, seen in posts like “Eu amo ela muito, qro criar gatinhos com ela😞☝”, also pair well with the song’s celebration of love in all its forms. Overall, Born This Way captures their mix of queer pride, emotional vulnerability, and combative stance against bigotry better than almost any other pop anthem.
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