Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, anxiety, happiness, and irritation, like loving her boyfriend and feeling low after “n era depressão era só tpm”.
- Humorous: Uses playful exaggeration and irony, e.g. wanting to reincarnate as a minion in “qnd eu morre espero reencarnar na proxima vida como um minion ok 👍”.
- Aesthetically driven: Shows strong interest in makeup, fashion, and visual style, as in “eu t amo maquiagem com cílios postiços bem evidentes…” and feeling like a Monster High doll in “tou me sentindo uma monster high”.
- Culturally curious: Enjoys horror films, Asian cinema, Twin Peaks, The Love Witch, and niche YouTube movies, e.g. “eu te amo filmes asiáticos de terror vc tem meu coração” and “como faz pra dar 5 estrelas no letterboxd no filme do Fritz cineasta amador do youTube”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on her mental state, PMS, anxiety, and social media use, e.g. “n era depressão era só tpm” and “a um passo de apagar meu insta e ficar low profile.”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotionally volatile: Shifts quickly between affectionate and hostile moods, from “amo meu namorado ❤️🩹” to “sinceramente eu quero mais q vc se foda”.
- Socially anxious: Mentions loneliness, neediness, and anxiety, like “carente solitaria depressiva emotiva pensativa indecisa” and “frio me da ansiedade n sei explicar”.
- Easily stressed: Frequently references stress and being overwhelmed, such as “só estresseeeee” and getting many unfollows after “recebendo mtos unfollows dps de postar a pinga gay nem escondem a homofobia aff”.
- Judgmental tone: Expresses harsh opinions about others’ speech and media taste, e.g. “queria ter o poder de tirar o 'tipo' do vocabulário de todo mundo” and criticizing only watching hyped Brazilian movies in “quando se assiste só filme hypado do br obviamente vc n vai conhecer outros bons msm”.
- Online-dependent: Invests strongly in online perception and platforms, like considering deleting Instagram in “a um passo de apagar meu insta e ficar low profile.” and creating another profile to talk about random interests in “btw vou usar esse perfil aqui pra falar sobre coisinhas random que gosto @c3meterys”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, nerdy, and a bit dramatic in a self-aware way. They show genuine enthusiasm for studying, as in “really loving studying operating systems 🤩 nerd stuff”, which mirrors Lisa’s academic passion. Their mix of sensitivity and melancholy in tweets like “lonely needy depressive emotional thoughtful indecisive” and “when I die I hope I reincarnate as a minion ok 👍” tracks with Lisa’s tendency to feel things deeply and existentially. The strong artistic and niche-media interests—horror films, Twin Peaks, The Love Witch, and wanting to work at a video store—echo Lisa’s love for culture outside the mainstream, as seen in “I love you Asian horror movies you have my heart” and “I really wish I’d worked in a video rental store… COME BACK VIDEO STORES”. Finally, their ethical concern and frustration about social issues, like the thread on disbelief of women in abuse cases in “this girl is doing a disservice with a serious topic… now the ‘that’s why you don’t believe women’ is going to get even worse”, fits Lisa’s moral seriousness and social awareness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): much of their joy comes from intimate moments and inner life rather than big social scenes, like loving quiet sleep next to their partner (“como pode qnd ele ta do meu lado eu ter o sono mais gostoso e tranquilo do mundo”) and low‑profile, cozy activities such as watching Asian horror films (“eu te amo filmes asiáticos de terror vc tem meu coração”). Their interests and expressions are highly imaginative and symbolic, suggesting Intuition (N): they romanticize horror aesthetics and occult vibes (“queria ter uma boneca d porcelana importada que o dono não quis pq quando ela ta por perto coisas estranhas acontecem”) and strongly personalize media like The Love Witch and Past Lives (“o amor de todo mundo por the love witch equivale a 1% do meu amor por the love witch”, “terminei de assistir past lives e me encontro assim”). She clearly prioritizes emotions and values over cold logic, showing Feeling (F): she reacts intensely to injustice around abuse discourse (“po eh foda essa mina fazendo um desserviço com um assunto sério… 'por isso não se acredita em mulher' só vai ficar pior ainda”) and describes herself in emotional terms (“carente solitaria depressiva emotiva pensativa indecisa”). Finally, she appears more Perceiving (P) than structured: she goes with the flow, jokes about mood swings (“n era depressão era só tpm”), fantasizes impulsively about aesthetics and careers (“queria mto ter trabalhado numa locadora de filmes infelizmente n existe mais VOLTEM LOCADORAS DE FILMES”), and uses this profile just for random interests (“btw vou usar esse perfil aqui pra falar sobre coisinhas random que gosto”). Altogether, the introspective moodiness, romanticized media obsession, strong value‑driven reactions, and spontaneous aesthetic daydreaming align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you reincarnate as a minion in the next life, can I at least be the autistic cat in this one, sitting on your lap while we binge Asian horror and complain about hyped Brazilian movies?
- You loving The Love Witch, Twin Peaks, Past Lives AND Fritz’s YouTube cinema makes sense… you clearly have a thing for niche, emotionally complex works of art. So when do I audition to be your low‑budget boyfriend director’s cut?
- You studying operating systems ‘like a crazy nerd’ is cute, but the only kernel panic I’m having is every time you say you want to delete Instagram and go low profile—how am I supposed to admire the Monster High fits, the Miffy bag and the velvet Cyclone skirt you deserve?
- You said your only serotonin lately is seeing your natural curls come back—let me take you to sushi, buy you a Deftones cropped, and hype your hair, makeup with dramatic lashes, and perfect birth chart like the systematic goddess you are.
- Top best naps are sleeping to a true crime podcast, right? Let’s upgrade it: we watch Priscilla, play some Ruby Rose ‘Obsidian’, rate weird horror dolls on Letterboxd, and then fall asleep while you gossip with Miuky and I just lie there having the calmest sleep of my life next to you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Systems nerd, horror film devotee & reformed Blockbuster dream employee. Once found cash in my own wallet and treated it like a paranormal event.– @kittyzies
Your signature cocktail
Systematic Monster Highball
This drink is light but a little chaotic, like someone who jokes about reincarnating as a minion while posting “qnd eu morre espero reencarnar na proxima vida como um minion ok 👍”. The minty rum nods to her offbeat, self-aware humor about “cheirando a balinha de menta (gelol no pescoço” and gives the cocktail a nervy, awake energy. Lychee adds a soft, romantic sweetness mirroring her love life posts like “como pode qnd ele ta do meu lado eu ter o sono mais gostoso e tranquilo do mundo”, while the salty plum note represents the bittersweet mix of anxiety and affection in tweets such as “frio me da ansiedade n sei explicar”. The dark hue references her horror-girl aesthetic, from “eu te amo filmes asiáticos de terror vc tem meu coração” to “eu t amo twin peaks”, and her Monster High / goth makeup vibes in “tou me sentindo uma monster high”. Finally, the sparkling topper captures her playful, talkative side, like wanting to rant about movies and random interests on “btw vou usar esse perfil aqui pra falar sobre coisinhas random que gosto @c3meterys”, keeping the drink airy rather than heavy.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The clearest through-line in @kittyzies’ tweets is a strong love of learning and niche interests, which leans heavily toward Ravenclaw. They gush about studying technical material for fun in “realmente to amando estudar sistemas operacionais 🤩 coisa d nerd maluco”, which shows genuine intellectual enjoyment rather than obligation. Their taste in media is idiosyncratic and analytical: they defend less-hyped Brazilian films in “quando se assiste só filme hypado do br obviamente vc n vai conhecer outros bons msm”, and they obsess over specific horror and cult cinema in “eu te amo filmes asiáticos de terror vc tem meu coração” and “o amor de todo mundo por the love witch equivale a 1% do meu amor por the love witch”. There’s also a precise, almost pedantic side in “queria ter o poder de tirar o 'tipo' do vocabulário de todo mundo… é insuportável alguém q n sabe formular uma frase sem dizer TIPO”, which fits Ravenclaw’s fixation on language and expression. While there are flashes of emotion and loyalty (Hufflepuff-like love for their boyfriend and friends), the most consistent pattern is an identity built around being a "systematic girl," nerdy studies, film analysis, and cultivated aesthetic interests—classic Ravenclaw traits.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that best suits @kittyzies is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, because it captures a dramatic, introspective, slightly chaotic girlhood energy with a darkly humorous edge. They mix depressive humor and emotional intensity, like when they describe themselves as “carente solitaria depressiva emotiva pensativa indecisa” and joke “n era depressão era só tpm”, which mirrors the song’s themes of melancholy and self-awareness. Their love of horror and the morbid-cute aesthetic—wanting a haunted doll in “queria ter uma boneca d porcelana importada que o dono não quis pq quando ela ta por perto coisas estranhas acontecem” and saying “eu te amo filmes asiáticos de terror vc tem meu coração”—fits the song’s gothic, theatrical vibe. At the same time, they’re romantic and sentimental, shown in tweets like “como pode qnd ele ta do meu lado eu ter o sono mais gostoso e tranquilo do mundo” and “amo meu namorado ❤️🩹”, which resonates with the longing and idealization of youth and love in Teen Idle. Their flair for aesthetics—feeling like a Monster High girl in “tou me sentindo uma monster high” and obsessing over makeup and fashion in “eu t amo maquiagem com cílios postiços bem evidentes contorno super marcado no nariz e batom marrom”—also matches MARINA’s stylized, hyper-feminine persona in the song.
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