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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, irreverent sense of humor, lots of swearing, and a tendency to turn every annoyance into a dramatic bit. Like Bart, they are constantly railing against authority and systems, as seen when they say "Lula por favor morra." and rant at game devs in "EU TAVA TERMINANDO A PORRA DA DUNGEON E O SERVIDFOR ENTRA EM MANUTENÇÃO MORRA PROJECT MOON". There’s also a performative, exaggerated self-image and love of edgy jokes, like calling themselves "Joao dahmer" and posting things like "O bagulho é ir pra cadeia mesmo fodase". Their timeline is full of impulsive outbursts and over-the-top reactions such as "Se nao anunciarem a proxima walpurgisnacht ate semana que vem eu vou me matar", which mirrors Bart’s flair for melodrama and troublemaking. At the same time, the self-deprecation and frustration about gacha games and life (e.g. "Eu odeio minha chud life") fits Bart’s mix of clowning and underlying dissatisfaction more than the more earnest or responsible main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I): most tweets revolve around solitary media (games, anime, visual novels) and internal reactions rather than real-life socializing, e.g. obsessing over Library of Ruina, Limbus Company and banners instead of parties or outings, and joking about being a “chud” in “Eu odeio minha chud life [picture]” in a self-contained way rather than seeking group validation. Their interests and humor show strong intuition (N): they constantly reference fictional universes, meta-commentary and theory-heavy media (Project Moon, The Silver Case, Saya no Uta, Kingdom Hearts), and even joke about not reading the original literature behind Limbus characters in “O foda de ser um filho duma puta que joga limbus e nunca pegou um livro pra ler na vida é achar alguns personagens muito fodas mas nao saber o quanto eles usaram do livro se é mérito do coreano ganancioso ou do john mob dick [picture] [quoted tweet]”, which is an abstract, meta way to think about adaptations. Their tone is blunt, analytical and cutting, which aligns with thinking (T) over feeling; insults and evaluations dominate over empathy, like “Lula por favor morra. [picture]” or “Pior tweet do ano Parabéns [picture] [quoted tweet]”, and they critique game design with detached frustration in “A pior fase de um boss que eu ja vi, parabéns project moon [picture]” and “Que executem o filho duma puta da project moon que pensou que era uma ótima ideia colocar a porra dum boss com SETE fases [picture]”. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern suggests perceiving (P): they react in the moment with chaotic, impulsive energy—complaining about maintenance ruining a run in “EU TAVA TERMINANDO A PORRA DA DUNGEON E O SERVIDFOR ENTRA EM MANUTENÇÃO MORRA PROJECT MOON [picture]”, joking about spending on banners in “Vou ter que shardar nao tem jeito FODASE. a walpurgis [picture] [quoted tweet]”, and threatening dramatic outcomes if content isn’t announced in “Se nao anunciarem a proxima walpurgisnacht ate semana que vem eu vou me matar [picture]”—all of which point to spontaneity rather than structured planning. The combination of inward focus, abstract/media-heavy interests, harsh but detached logic, and chaotic improvisation fits INTP best: a reclusive, hyper-online, analysis-driven type who lives in fictional systems and reacts to them with sardonic, theory-flavored humor.

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Project Moon victim, part-time gacha statistician, full-time overthinker. Once started Library of Ruina on a ‘break’ and emerged three bosses later.– @kiwamifomk2002

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This cocktail is built on an overproof cachaça shot to match their permanently overcapped energy and Brazilian chaos, the same vibe as yelling “EU TAVA TERMINANDO A PORRA DA DUNGEON E O SERVIDFOR ENTRA EM MANUTENÇÃO MORRA PROJECT MOON”. The espresso with chili syrup is for the mix of gamer sleep deprivation and pure rage, like threatening “Se nao anunciarem a proxima walpurgisnacht ate semana que vem eu vou me matar” over a banner. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, fruity edge for the dramatic, horny-posting anime enjoyer who says “Queria que a outis magic bullet Me engravidasse”. A splash of energy drink captures their hyper shitpost scroll through gacha disasters, such as despairing that “Eu dei 145 pulls nao to acreditgadjo ate agora”. Finally, the charcoal salt rim represents the terminally online, slightly cursed aura of someone who calls themselves “Joao Dahmer” and declares “O bagulho é ir pra cadeia mesmo fodase”, leaving a bitter-salty aftertaste as strong as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: a mix of fatalism, competitiveness, and intense desire to win or get ahead. Their fixation on gacha/event success and willingness to go to extremes signals a deeply ambitious, results‑oriented mindset, as in “Vou ter que shardar nao tem jeito FODASE. a walpurgis” and “Maldita walpurigs depois do canto 8 só de BIRRA vou pegar 100 mil lunacy pra essa merda”. They openly talk about bending rules or risking consequences for what they want, e.g. “O bagulho é ir pra cadeia mesmo fodase” and “Vou ter que pagar os 20 reais que me cobraram indevidamente na app store pra tirar meu ban só porque eu quero muito jogar el hero”, which aligns with Slytherin’s pragmatic, ends‑justify‑the‑means streak. There’s also a strong self‑preservation/edge to their humor and threats, like “Se nao anunciarem a proxima walpurgisnacht ate semana que vem eu vou me matar” and “Vão me matar daqui a três dias”, which come off more as dramatic, performative intensity than genuine Gryffindor-style idealism. While they do show wit and niche media knowledge (which might hint at Ravenclaw), the dominant vibes are ambition, spite-driven motivation, and a willingness to push boundaries for personal goals—classic Slytherin energy.

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Radiohead’s Paranoid Android fits them because it swings between irony, anger, and existential meltdown in the same way their timeline does, mixing self-deprecation with outbursts like “Eu odeio minha chud life” and “HEARTBREAKING: ABERRAÇÃO INCEL CHOCA AO INSISTIR EM SEGUIR O CHUD WAY”. The song’s chaotic mood changes parallel the jump from horny shitposts such as “Queria que a outis magic bullet Me engravidasse” to raw frustration like “Que executem o filho duma puta da project moon que pensou que era uma ótima ideia colocar a porra dum boss com SETE fases”. Its themes of alienation and spiraling thoughts match tweets like “Se nao anunciarem a proxima walpurgisnacht ate semana que vem eu vou me matar” and “Vão me matar daqui a três dias”, which dramatize stress and despair in a very online, half-joking way. The song’s surreal, almost apocalyptic vibe also fits their obsession with punishing games and bosses, as seen in “Vtnc cara jogo demoniaco” and “EU TAVA TERMINANDO A PORRA DA DUNGEON E O SERVIDFOR ENTRA EM MANUTENÇÃO MORRA PROJECT MOON”. Overall, Paranoid Android captures their blend of dark humor, emotional volatility, gaming-induced suffering, and self-aware misery.

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