Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Posts about tournament results ('Went 4‑2 today at the Ayr Yu‑Gi‑Oh Regional') and repeatedly declares love for Crystal Beasts.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating jokes and playful profanity, e.g., 'Lost 2 followers I see you' and 'I hate this fucking game lmaoooo.'
- Honest: Open about anxieties and work frustrations, such as fearing never reaching 100 followers and lamenting a job that 'has been nearly a month and I STILL not finished this yet.'
- Community‑Oriented: Engages followers with chats, AMAs and shout‑outs ('goon morning chat', 'Any oomf want me') and offers giveaways.
- Creative: Shows originality in deck building and cosplay, highlighted by 'This deck changed my life' and 'Cosplay as an artform has peaked here.'
Weaknesses:
- Self‑Critical: Repeatedly doubts follower growth ('I will never reach over 100 followers I fear') and expresses low self‑esteem.
- Impulsive: Posts abrupt, profanity‑laden remarks ('Can you piss off', 'Are you fucking kidding me') without filtering.
- Negativity: Frequently vents about politics and work, e.g., 'Labour: inept beyond belief' and 'I hate this country man...'.
- Oversharing: Reveals personal details like a public wishlist and job grievances, which may feel too private for the platform.
- Inconsistent: Content jumps between gaming, politics, personal rants, and random observations, lacking a clear thematic focus.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Based on the tweets, the user exhibits a rebellious, sarcastic, and self‑deprecating style, constantly worried about followers, background checks, and job prospects. This mirrors Bart Simpson’s teenage attitude: he loves video games, gets into trouble with authority, and often complains about adult responsibilities. For example, the tweet "Lost 2 followers I see you" shows petty concern for social status, reminiscent of Bart’s need for peer approval. The user’s frustration with a "potential background check" and fear of the account being "nuked" echoes Bart’s habit of dodging school authority. Their love of gaming ("3 0 undefeated tonight playing one of my favourite decks Ritual Beasts") and sarcastic commentary on pop‑culture ("Don’t mean to sound like a bitter old man but do people actually gaf about the game awards") align with Bart’s love of mischief and pop‑culture jokes. Overall, the blend of teenage angst, gaming obsession, and anti‑authority humor best fits Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They frequently seek interaction, posting things like 'goon morning chat' and 'Bored at work AMA', which shows extraversion. Their tweets often jump to abstract speculation, e.g., 'What will film 800 be I wonder' and 'I feel like I'm too much of a straight white male to grasp and fully appreciate the complexity on display here', indicating intuition. They base many statements on personal values and emotions, such as 'I hate this country man why are Labour still sticking by triple lock pensions' and 'I love my country RAHHHH', reflecting feeling. Their flexible, spontaneous posting style—'I will never reach over 100 followers I fear' and 'Random deck check :/'—shows a perceiving preference. Overall, the combination of high social engagement, imaginative speculation, value‑driven commentary, and an adaptable approach points to ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Ritual Beast? Because whenever you appear my heart goes 3‑0 undefeated, just like your deck.
- If I were a Crystal Beast I'd be the 'Heart‑Shaped Kuri'—shining just for you in your collection.
- Your cosplay game peaked higher than my best combo—mind if I be the raffle prize you get to show off?
- I may not have a GameCube controller, but I know all the right button combos to make you feel like a Master Duel champion.
- Seeing you support Rangers FC makes me want to be the only customer you can talk back to—maybe over a match and a coffee?
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22‑yr‑old UK duelist & retail clerk, film & anime buff. Once turned a wardrobe relic into décor. Politics, cards & coffee keep me alive.– @kizukuriii
Your signature cocktail
Crystal Beast Blitz
The base of London dry gin anchors the cocktail in Kuri’s Scottish roots and liberal pride, echoing the tweet "I LOVE MY COUNTRY RAHHHHH". A splash of vivid blue Curaçao mirrors the dazzling world of Crystal Beasts they adore, as shown in "I still <3 Crystal Beasts". The sweet floral note of elderflower liqueur nods to their love for cosplay and exotic flora, referencing "cosplay as an artform has peaked here we aren't getting any better than this I <3 rafflesia". A fizz of sparkling water captures the chaotic energy of their "Random deck check :/" moments, while the dash of orange bitters adds the bitter edge of their political rants like "Labour: inept beyond belief despite the supermajority to them". Together the drink is bright, layered, and slightly bitter—just like Kuri’s timeline, where gaming, fandom, and outspoken humor collide.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user is clearly driven to gain status and recognition, as he asks "What do I have to post to make it big on this app" and talks about a "Job interview that might change the trajectory of my life on Monday...". He shows competitive ambition in his Yu‑Gi‑Oh pursuits, boasting "Went 4 2 today at the Ayr Yu Gi Oh Regional @ Dominion Locals, 14th place overall" and celebrating a "3 0 undefeated tonight playing one of my favourite decks Ritual Beasts :)". He expresses a desire to dominate his environment, saying "Working in retail would legit be like 1000% more tolerable and enjoyable if I got to talk back to retarded customers", which reflects a cunning, self‑serving attitude. His anxiety about follower counts, evident in "I will never reach over 100 followers I fear", reinforces his ambition to climb the social ladder. These traits—ambition, resourcefulness, and a focus on personal advancement—align most closely with Slytherin.
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In the End - Linkin Park
The track’s refrain “I tried so hard and got nowhere” mirrors Kizukuriii’s constant feeling of putting effort into Yu‑Gi‑Oh tournaments, job interviews and social media while still feeling like they’re falling short, as seen in tweets like "I fell off" and "Lost 2 followers I see you". Their frustration with work and politics—"Job interview that might change the trajectory of my life on Monday…", "I hate this country man why are Labour still sticking by triple lock pensions"—echoes the lyric "It doesn’t even matter". The song’s melancholy yet defiant tone captures their self‑deprecating humor ("I hate this game lmaoooo") and the sense of being stuck in a loop, making "In the End" a perfect match.
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