Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about joy, sadness, and affection, like wanting head pats in “queria tanto alguém pra fazer carinho na minha cabeça<C” and feeling loved in “Depois de dias você se sente amado de novo após saber que o amor é recíproco 🌼”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating jokes and absurd humor, e.g. “Arrancaram meu pau e tão vendendo na shopee” and “só deus sabe o quanto o meu telefone está gozado hoje”.
- Creative: Draws, writes, and personalizes things: talks about sketching characters in “Os primeiros rabiscos de 2026 estão vindo 🤤🤤”, printing and decorating their locker in “imprimi umas coisinhas e vou colar no meu armário”, and considering a new strawpage in “Provavelmente eu crie um novo strawpage com td sobre mim”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong affection for people and characters, like “Eu te amo yuri ayato do skate” and wanting cuddly arms in “Eu quando ficar mais velha quero ter os braços grandes e fortes pra poder abraçar assim”.
- Introspective: Reflects on maturity and self-perception, such as “Impressionante como vc vê que está alcançando a maior idade mas vê que não tem nenhuma maturidade 💔💔” and “acho que tudo que eu lia sobre e discordava no final tava certo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-tendencies: Directly mentions harming their own well-being in “to meio q me autodestruindo”, hinting at unhealthy coping habits.
- Emotional-instability: Describes feeling psychologically unstable in “me sinto mais psicologicamente instável” and heavily affected by mood swings in “Odeio quando vem o unico dia q eu fico toda xoxa se sentindo mal”.
- Sleep-dysregulation: Frequently mentions late nights and trouble sleeping, like “odeio ter problemas pra dormir” and staying up reading until 3 a.m. in “Disse pra mim mesma q iria dormir mas acabei lendo até as 3 da manhã”.
- Body-discomfort: Often complains about clothes and body fit, such as shirts being too tight in “Comprei q porra de uma camisa GG... e quando chegou ficou justo pkrl” and feeling like the “peitudo” meme in “Eu to usando uma camiga G q parece p e me sinto naquele meme do moço peitudo”.
- Romantic-insecurity: Expresses jealousy and fear around relationships, like “não aguento mais sentir ciúmes de algo q nem é meu” and anxiety about confessing feelings in “ok google como faz pra tomar coragem de confessar algo pra alguém”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, a bit melodramatic, politically aware, and deeply online. Like Lisa, they bounce between sincerity and irony, posting about school and studying — for example being proud of physics with “gabaritei física vai se foder” and sociology with “to indo fazer prova de sociologia que eu tenho certeza que vou gabaritar (sobre o quão ruim é o capitalismo)”. They’re emotionally intense and self-analytical, as in “Impressionante como vc vê que está alcançando a maior idade mas vê que não tem nenhuma maturidade 💔💔” and “to meio q me autodestruindo”, which feels very Lisa dealing with growing up. Their passionate niche interests (anime, BL, games, music) and sense of being a bit out of step with others show up in posts like “eu queria namorar uma mulher mais esquisita que eu, mas esqueci que sou mais esquisita que 89% da população” and “acho mto paia a facilidade de eu assumir alguém nos status, nem sei como q gostam disso”. They’re affectionate and crave connection — “queria tanto alguém pra fazer carinho na minha cabeça<C” and “Depois de dias você se sente amado de novo após saber que o amor é recíproco 🌼” — but also feel misunderstood, mirroring Lisa’s mix of tenderness and alienation.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they’re highly expressive, joke openly about sex and relationships, and clearly enjoy interacting with people and fandoms, e.g. talking about parties and alcohol in “ansiosa para chegar a véspera de ano novo e encher o rabo de álcool” and social gaming in “00:10 tô puxando ranqueada do brawl”. They appear iNtuitive rather than strictly concrete: beyond daily details, they constantly riff on fandom, metaphors, and odd inner experiences like “eu sentindo a mão do diabo me tocando enquanto eu desenho (era minha irmã)” and introspective lines such as “Como é bom comprar (provavelmente eu vá brigar com alguém que queira roubar )”, which show imaginative, associative thinking. Their values and emotional reactions dominate over cold logic, pointing to Feeling: they complain about being treated badly in their bio (“Why is everyone so mean to me”), talk about wanting affection in “queria tanto alguém pra fazer carinho na minha cabeça<C”, and care about social issues like “acho meio escroto casal hetero usar metadinha lgbt”. The strong spontaneity and flexible lifestyle indicate Perceiving: they stay up late reading in “Disse pra mim mesma q iria dormir mas acabei lendo até as 3 da manhã”, impulsively buy things in “mano eu meio q fiz a melhor compra da minha vida”, and change plans on a whim to open Pokémon boosters all night in “vou passar a madrugada toda abrindo booster de pokemon e talvez jogando algum jogo estranho”. Overall, the emotional openness, craving for connection, chaotic humor, and creative fandom focus best match an ENFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘os animes de esporte são os mais gays’ and then fell in love with Blue Lock… so, when do we start our own sports anime arc where we fall for each other between matches?
- You spent 120 reais completing your manga gay collection, but I promise my love story with you comes in deluxe edition, zero spoilers, and unlimited reprints.
- You crying at BL at 3 a.m., doing keto while listening to Titãs, raging at MAPPA and still gabaritando física at IFRJ? That’s not a crush anymore, that’s me actively applying to be your supporting character.
- If your aroma de ômega realmente impregna as alfas na rua, I’m clearly built wrong, because one tweet from you and I’m already imprinted from kilometers away.
- You said you wanted big strong arms to hug people like in that tweet—how about we start smaller: I lend you my shoulder for the bad mental health days and you lend me your brawl skills on ranked at 00:10?
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IFRJ student in Rio • anime, BL & sports fan • once had a sugar jar fall on me as a baby and somehow ended up gabaritando física anyway– @kkdyrs
Your signature cocktail
Blue Lockdown Omega Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with grilled lime peel for the chaotic, loud Brazilian core that complains about heat and trains while still going out to live life anyway, like when she says she hates shorts but the infernal heat forces her to wear them “Odeio usar shorts mas como o calor está nivel infernal eu meio q sou obrigada :T” and admits she forgets how scary taking the train can be “eu esqueço que pegar trem é meio assustador”. The blue curaçao mirrors her unexpected hyperfixation with Blue Lock and how sports anime became her whole personality, as seen in “Nunca achei q fosse gostar tanto de um anime de futebol” and the animation glow-up praise in “Incrível como a qualidade de animação do blue lock melhora da primeira temporada pra segunda”. Guaraná soda keeps the energy jittery and late-night-fandom-coded, fueled by rankeds and manga marathons like when she pulls Brawl Stars matches after midnight “00:10 tô puxando ranqueada do brawl” or reads BL until 3 a.m. against her own plans “Disse pra mim mesma q iria dormir mas acabei lendo até as 3 da manhã”. A dash of chili bitters stands for her sharp tongue, horny chaos, and dramatic oversharing — from threatening to fight people over her stuff “Como é bom comprar (provavelmente eu vá brigar com alguém que queira roubar )” to explosive lines like “Arrancaram meu pau e tão vendendo na shopee”. Finally, cotton-candy flavored syrup captures the soft, clingy, affection-hungry side under all the swearing, visible when she just wants someone to pet her head “queria tanto alguém pra fazer carinho na minha cabeça<C” and melts at the idea of being loved back “Depois de dias você se sente amado de novo após saber que o amor é recíproco 🌼”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is full of intellectual curiosity and creative engagement, which strongly points to Ravenclaw. They clearly enjoy learning and even take pride in academic performance, as in “gabaritei física vai se foder” and the excitement about studying at IFRJ in “nossa eu vou ser muito nojenta agr q eu estudo na ifrj”. There’s a reflective, analytical side when they connect anime to deep life questions in “Quando o anime é tão foda q ele me faz pensar sobre todas as questões da vida” and when they introspect about maturity in “Impressionante como vc vê que está alcançando a maior idade mas vê que não tem nenhuma maturidade 💔💔”. Their creativity is obvious in their drawing process, like “Quando o personagem é tão bonito que você vê a obrigatoriedade de desenhar ele” and “Os primeiros rabiscos de 2026 estão vindo 🤤🤤”. They also show a playful, witty relationship with language and culture, for example “finalmente eu posso falar i dont speak germany but i can if you like” and “to me sentindo tão inspirada hj que tô pensando em escrever poemas em alemão”, reinforcing the image of someone who enjoys ideas, words, and creative expression—classic Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that best fits @kkdyrs is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it mixes angst, humor and a slightly chaotic view of growing up. They joke about their own immaturity despite getting older in “Impressionante como vc vê que está alcançando a maior idade mas vê que não tem nenhuma maturidade 💔💔”, which echoes the song’s theme of feeling out of place while aging into adulthood. Their mix of dark humor and self‑destruction, like “to meio q me autodestruindo” and “me sinto mais psicologicamente instável”, lines up with the track’s rebellious, overwhelmed energy. At the same time, they’re emotional and dramatic about love and connection in posts like “Depois de dias você se sente amado de novo após saber que o amor é recíproco 🌼” and “eu quero é sexo”, which fits the intense, messy teen feelings the song channels. Their love of alternative/rock aesthetics, visible in things like “comer churrasco enquanto escuta titãs 🤤🤤” and bio full of dramatic symbols, also matches the emo‑punk vibe of Teenagers.
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