Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares stress, joy, and fear, like talking about exam reactions in “настільки зраділа оцінці за екз...” and mental state with teachers in “викладачі ніяк не впливають на твій ментальний стан дебіли”.
- Socially supportive: Seeks and values mutual connections, e.g. searching for oomfs who share fandoms in “how do i find oomfs who love aot and jeanmarco just like i do” and asking for mutuals in “пошук м'ю !”.
- Politically aware: Clearly takes a stance on war and politics, calling out euphemisms in “conflict is what you have with your parents and this is a war” and reacting strongly to russian aggression in “ахуєнна ніч просто супер дякую росня їбана сдохни”.
- Humor driven: Uses jokes and memes even about daily annoyances, like mocking overpowered movie plots in “люблю фільми в яких гг максимально overpowered” and complaining about hot trains in “чому в потягах укрзалізниці завжди так жарко”.
- Creative fangirl: Engages deeply with fandoms and art, e.g. discussing ships and noses in AOT in “one of the main reasons i like aot is the noses”, sketching Ziferblat in “рандомний вкід мій недомальований даня циферблат”, and promoting her Telegram in “якщо хтось ще не підписаний на мій тгк. чому”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Frequently uses suicidal phrases for emphasis, such as “я рілі ща вб'юсь”, “i will just kill myself”, and “я дженюенлі нід зе кріейтор оф хітед райвалрі ту кіл земселфс”.
- Harsh aggressiveness: Expresses anger in very extreme terms, e.g. “ахуєнна ніч просто супер дякую росня їбана сдохни” and wishing death on creators in “кріейтор оф хітед райвалрі ту кіл земселфс”.
- Online dependency: Signals heavy reliance on social media, like saying two hours without Twitter was “scary” in “2 години без твітера це було страшно я чуть не померла” and worrying about tweeting “for two people” in “можливо я так і залишуся твітити для двох людей”.
- Conflict intensity: Gets strongly involved in drama and interpersonal tension, as seen in fandom disputes in “its funny how some people on tiktok cant accept that eruri is actually implied canon” and commenting on upop drama in “перша упоп драма філін нервес”.
- Language bluntness: Uses very direct, profane language that can read as rude, like “сусіди у нас канешно сплошні довбойоби” and “как мене заєбали ці нутриціологи”, which may alienate some readers.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a sharp, socially aware, slightly exhausted overachiever, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re politically and ethically outspoken, calling out injustice and war, as in “conflict is what you have with your parents and this is a war. call things by their names” and the angry anti-Russian tweets. They’re also academically engaged but stressed, joking about exams and university, e.g. “настільки зраділа оцінці за екз що потемніло в очах закружилась голова” and posts about magistracy, which mirrors Lisa’s gifted-kid-in-a-hostile-system energy. Their strong, sometimes pedantic language activism, like “запам'ятовуємо кожен БРАТИ участь НЕ ПРИЙМАТИ”, is exactly the kind of linguistic correctness Lisa would die on a hill for. Finally, their fandoms (anime, niche ships, queer themes) and introspective social media angst in “пошук м'ю ! … у мене повністю новий кард і нова персоналіті” feel like Lisa’s mix of sensitivity, niche interests, and wanting to be understood by the right people.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, seek new oomfs, and openly share daily life, e.g. “пошук м'ю ! пані та панове у мене повністю новий кард і нова персоналіті тому шукаю м'ю зі схожими інтересами…” and “якщо хтось ще не підписаний на мій тгк. чому”, showing a desire for a wide, engaged social circle. Their style is very iNtuitive, focused on takes, implications, and fandom meta rather than concrete how‑to details, e.g. “conflict is what you have with your parents and this is a war. call things by their names” and media-discussion tweets like “its funny how some people on tiktok cant accept that eruri is actually implied canon…”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their judgments are value‑based and emotionally charged, especially around politics and ethics, such as “ахуєнна ніч просто супер дякую росня їбана сдохни” and boundaries about language use in media like “ну от просиш в людини не скидати мені ніякі відео російською… навіщо це робити?”. On the J–P axis they look more Perceiving: they complain about chaos (Vodafone, trains, university, neighbors) but don’t present structured plans; instead they improvise and adapt, joking about school and career directions like “батьки заставили йти на магістратуру і я сьогодні подала документи” and celebrating spontaneous outings and obsessions (e.g. sudden anime or ship fixations in “я себе вб'ю у мене знову обсесія на жанмарко”). Overall, their outward energy, values‑driven rants, and imaginative fandom engagement best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said shopping for jeans is the worst experience in the world, but if we go together I promise to hold your bags, insult every ugly pair, and then take film pics of you in the one perfect fit like it’s ‘snowy Lviv on an old Samsung’ cinematic universe.
- As a fellow AoT enjoyer: if Eruri is ‘implied canon’, then you and I are at least heavily foreshadowed. We already have the basics—good noses, dark humor, and mutual hatred of ‘heated rivalry’ on the TL.
- You’re out here surviving магістратура, ночі з повітряними тривогами, and Vodafone being trash, and still saying you ‘tweet for two people’. I volunteer as the third person, full-time position: like, reply, support, and occasionally bring snacks.
- You complained about people sending you any Russian videos, so let me be clear: the only thing I want to send you are queer memes, Ziferblat brainrot, and long messages asking how your day in Lviv was and if your neighbor is still screaming at his PC.
- You said you feel maternal toward that one character and also would kill yourself if Ziferblat disbanded—so, hear me out: I’ll be the emotionally stable one who brings you water during fandom meltdowns and walks you home from ‘Вікенд’ while you yell about canon ships.
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Lviv 🇺🇦 | grad student, anime enjoyer & professional overthinker. Once missed a siren looking for my earbuds. Blocking trolls is my cardio.– @kkhaauzz
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Lviv Thunderstorm
This cocktail starts with a sharp hit of Ukrainian horilka with black pepper, channeling her ragey patriot energy and air-raid reality from posts like “ахуєнна ніч просто супер дякую росня їбана сдохни” and “чарлі кірк підстрелили це звичайно супєр але чому не венса і трампа”. Sour cherry juice adds emotional drama but also warmth, reflecting her mix of dark humor and affection, like “stupid ugly child. love him” and her maternal feelings in “stop i feel very maternal towards her”. Sparkling water with lemon captures her chaotic, chatty, online-gremlin vibe and constant commentary, seen in “2 години без твітера це було страшно я чуть не померла” and “я рісентлі”. A dash of coffee liqueur nods to late-night fandom spirals over AOT and ships like Eruri and JeanMarco in “its funny how some people on tiktok cant accept that eruri is actually implied canon” and “я себе вб'ю у мене знову обсесія на жанмарко”. The silver glitter rim represents her queer, unapologetic sparkle—bio “лєсбіянки гей паради” and posts like “диктувати свої правила ін квешчн це запостити фотку в інстц де видно 3 пікселя лгбт прапору”—making the drink loud, a bit messy, and impossible to ignore, just like her timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a strong Gryffindor-style courage and readiness to confront things head‑on, especially in political and moral contexts. They speak very bluntly against Russia and the war, e.g. “ахуєнна ніч просто супер дякую росня їбана сдохни” and “genocide” over a quoted tweet, which reflects a willingness to name things directly and take a clear stance. They also express frustration with people ignoring their boundaries, like “ну от просиш в людини не скидати мені ніякі відео російською… ну але ж вона всеодно сука не розуміє. навіщо це робити?”, showing a boldness in defending their values and comfort. The impulsive intensity in lines such as “я дженюенлі нід зе кріейтор оф хітед райвалрі ту кіл земселфс райт НАУ” and “if i see ziferblat disbanding i have a solution! i will just kill myself” fits the dramatic, emotionally explosive side often associated with Gryffindor rather than the cooler calculation of Slytherin. At the same time, they show protectiveness and loyalty toward their faves and friends, e.g. “dont disrespect my queen like that 💔💔💔” and their search for oomfs who share their AOT/ship interests in “how do i find oomfs who love aot and jeanmarco just like i do”. Altogether, the combination of outspoken conviction, emotional intensity, and protective loyalty aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
bad idea right? - Olivia Rodrigo
A chaotic, self-aware, slightly unhinged but fun song like bad idea right? fits them well. Their timeline is full of dramatic, over-the-top reactions that are also clearly tongue‑in‑cheek, like “я дженюенлі нід зе кріейтор оф хітед райвалрі ту кіл земселфс райт НАУ” and “if i see ziferblat disbanding i have a solution! i will just kill myself”. The song’s messy, impulsive energy mirrors how they talk about their obsessions with anime and ships, for example “how do i find oomfs who love aot and jeanmarco just like i do” and “я себе вб'ю у мене знову обсесія на жанмарко”. Like Olivia’s narrator, they swing between irritation and affection, calling someone a “stupid ugly child. love him”, which matches the song’s mix of snark and genuine feeling. Their posts about being overwhelmed but still laughing through it, such as “2 години без твітера це було страшно я чуть не померла”, also echo the hectic, hyper-online vibe of the track.
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