Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-deprecating humor: Bio (“Forgive me father for I am evil and retarded”) and jokes like “Uns dois litros de cerveja e vinho depois e a dor sumiu Sedentarismo evita problemas e alcoolismo conserta” show he uses himself as the punchline.
- Observant storyteller: Turns small events into vivid stories, like the papagaio nest ruining his light in “A luz do meu quarto parou de funcionar porque tem um ninho de papagaios no meu teto e eles roeram o fio” and the horse finding its way home in “Peguei uma estrada nada a ver, minha sorte é que a égua conhecia o caminho de volta para a casa”.
- Emotionally candid: Open about stress and discomfort, e.g. “Me compliquei na hora de falar pra tuma toda Não tem jeito, vou ter que me matar” and “É engraçado quando eu ligo para algum amigo e ele atende” showing social anxiety and loneliness directly.
- Curious consumer: Engages with films, anime, music, and books, commenting thoughtfully like “Assisti trainspotting É bom”, “Comecei a ver chainsaw man... Tá no meu top 3 com certeza”, and celebrating finding a cheap book in “Por acaso achei um livro que eu queria... Sorte do krl”.
- Socially engaged: Comments on politics and society, such as Bolsonaro’s condemnation in “Será que ela sabe que condenaram o Bolsonaro? Melhor mandar mensagem”, environmental issues in “A china tá matando os oceanos da america latina e ninguém fala nada sobre isso”, and bus fares in “Passagem sem cartão em Macaé tá quase 8 reais Bizarro”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent rhetoric: Uses exaggerated threats as jokes, e.g. “Tem que matar o estudante de Direito”, “Tem que pegar quem votou a favor dessa pec e *********”, and “Pena menor que dois anos=feijoada”.
- Self-harm jokes: Frequently frames stress with suicidal imagery, like “Se eu tiver que voltar pra faculdade semana que vem eu me mato na frente da professora” and “Vou trocar pra um curso que não me faça falar em público dps dessa” tied to despair and performance anxiety.
- Cynical outlook: Tends to express frustration and fatalism, e.g. “Tem dia que é cuspir pra cima e pegar na boca”, “Terça feira, semana praticamente encerrada”, and “Muito estranho quando um amigo online morre” with a bleak tone.
- Risky behavior: Shows casual attitude toward health and safety, like using alcohol to ‘fix’ pain in “Uns dois litros de cerveja e vinho depois e a dor sumiu” and eating questionable street temaki in “Comi um temaki de barraquinha de rua Amanhã eu descubro o resultado disso”.
- Harsh language: Frequent swearing and insults, such as “Tem que matar o estudante de Direito”, “Alguns aí são geniais vsf”, and calling Whindersson “o cara mais corno que eu já vi” in “O Whindersson é o cara mais corno que eu já vi...”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, darkly funny, and constantly skating on the edge of trouble. Like Bart, he mixes over-the-top threats and self-deprecating drama with humor, as in “Se eu tiver que voltar pra faculdade semana que vem eu me mato na frente da professora” and “Me compliquei na hora de falar pra tuma toda Não tem jeito, vou ter que me matar”. He shows a chaotic, prankster energy with lines such as “Tem que matar o estudante de Direito” and “Prenderam meu primo”, treating serious topics with a joking, rebellious tone. His bio, “Forgive me father for I am evil and retarded,” and tweets like “Poucos sabem disso mas existe um goblin vivendo em Macaé” match Bart’s self-image as a mischievous little gremlin. At the same time, scattered moments of reflection and random curiosity, like “É errado dizer que eu sinto falta da época da pandemia?” and “Muito estranho quando um amigo online morre”, echo Bart’s occasional flashes of unexpected depth beneath the clowning.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts are observational or self-deprecating rather than attention-seeking, and social contact is framed as rare or surprising, like being friends with someone for years without meeting them in person in “Já sou amigo do Luan há meia década e nunca vi o mlk pessoalmente Loucura” and finding it funny when a friend actually answers the phone in “É engraçado quando eu ligo para algum amigo e ele atende”. Their Sensing/Intuition balance tilts to Intuition (N) because they often jump from concrete events to broader, quirky or conceptual takes, like turning a vending-machine mishap into a joke about the demiurge in “Comprei uma cerveja na máquina e caiu um guaraná O demiurgo não brinca em serviço” or making a metaphysical jab at Whindersson as "corno em um nível espiritual" in “O Whindersson é o cara mais corno que eu já vi... ele consegue ser corno em um nível espiritual”. The Thinking (T) preference is clear in the blunt, often dark or aggressive humor, like “Tem que matar o estudante de Direito” or the calm, almost analytical take on pigs vs other animals in “Quem diz que não come porco por serem sujos nunca lidou com eles...”, showing low concern for harmony and high comfort with detached, rational-style commentary. They read as Perceiving (P) because their life seems unstructured and improvisational—complaining about messing up a presentation in “Me compliquei na hora de falar pra tuma toda Não tem jeito, vou ter que me matar”, joking about a Plan B of moving to Thailand for underground fighting in “O plano B é largar tudo e ir pra Tailândia ganhar a vida lutando em ringue underground”, and binge-watching anime like Chainsaw Man after a friend's suggestion in “Comecei a ver chainsaw man pq um amigo me pediu... Tá no meu top 3 com certeza”. The combination of dry, conceptual humor, political and philosophical asides (e.g. Stirner/Engels in “Stirner era a conta fake do Engels”), and laid-back, chaotic day-to-day life aligns best with an INTP: an introverted, cerebral type who lives in their head, analyzes everything with irony, and resists rigid structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if the demiurge can swap your vending-machine beer for a guaraná, maybe he can also swap ‘Forgive me father for I am evil and retarded’ for ‘Forgive me father, I fell for Gus after one timeline scroll.’
- You said you’d move to Thailand to fight in underground rings as plano B — how about plano A: you knock me out first by explaining your whole Spotify ‘strangest week’ and Chainsaw Man top‑3 ranking over a beer?
- You planted sunflowers in the yard, rescued a book for 27 instead of 80 at the rodoviária, and still worry you should study more… that’s honestly the most attractive combo of chaotic, lucky, and secretly responsible I’ve seen on here.
- If you can survive Macaé goblins, a temaki from a random street stall, and a ninho de papagaios roendo o fio da luz do seu quarto, I’m pretty sure you can handle a date with me — worst case, we blame the parrots when the lights go out.
- You spent your birthday tweeting ‘20 anos nessa Terra’, praising gas showers, and getting mad at Wordle — I respect the priorities. Let me take you out so we can celebrate 21 with good beer, Mexican food, and zero green squares in sight.
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Part-time philosopher, full-time chaos magnet. Once lost power because parrots ate my wiring. Flamengo sufferer, movie enjoyer, sunflower enthusiast.– @kkkSanches
Your signature cocktail
Forgive Me Father Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans to represent the chaotic Brazilian soul and late-night energy of someone who says “Virei a noite” and celebrates turning “20 anos nessa Terra”. A spiced guaraná reduction syrup nods to the moment the universe trolled him with “Comprei uma cerveja na máquina e caiu um guaraná O demiurgo não brinca em serviço”, adding sweetness with a hint of cosmic irony. The splash of cheap lager channels his love-hate relationship with booze and football despair from “Uns dois litros de cerveja e vinho depois e a dor sumiu Sedentarismo evita problemas e alcoolismo conserta” and “Maldito seja o Flamengo”. Fresh lime juice cuts through everything like his blunt tweets about politics and life, such as “Eu queria saber o que passa na cabeça de alguém que vota no Collor para senador”. Finally, it’s topped with sparkling water to echo the unexpected lightness and goofy tenderness behind his chaos, from planting sunflowers only for them to be destroyed in “Tmnc, plantei uns girassóis no terreiro... É de cair o cu da bunda” to the oddly wholesome observation “Minha vó tem 73 anos e ainda se refere ao pai dela como papai”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Gus shows a strong streak of dark humor and aggressive self‑preservation that leans Slytherin rather than Gryffindor-style idealism. He repeatedly fantasizes about extreme solutions to frustrations, like saying about politicians that “Tem que pegar quem votou a favor dessa pec e *********” and joking about classmates with “Tem que matar o estudante de Direito”, which suggests a ruthless, ends‑justify‑the‑means temperament. His "plan B" is not a safe backup but a high‑risk, opportunistic pivot — “O plano B é largar tudo e ir pra Tailândia ganhar a vida lutando em ringue underground” — showing a willingness to abandon the conventional path to carve out an unconventional survival route, a classic Slytherin resourcefulness. Even his irritation with minor setbacks is expressed as vengeful intensity, e.g. “Matem os criadores desse jogo” and his bio, “Forgive me father for I am evil and retarded,” framing himself half‑ironically as someone who embraces being a bit "evil". While he has moments of loyalty and humor, the dominant pattern is sharp, cynical, self‑protective, and opportunistic, fitting Slytherin better than the other houses.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, ironic, and darkly humorous vibe runs through their timeline, which fits the disaffected energy of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They mix self-deprecation with absurdity, from the bio “Forgive me father for I am evil and retarded” to posts like “Tem dia que é cuspir pra cima e pegar na boca” and the shoulder injury saga in “Acordei cedo pra treinar e fodi meu ombro de um jeito que parece que meu braço fodo tá queimando”. Their timeline shows a blend of boredom, frustration, and humor about life, like “Terça feira, semana praticamente encerrada” and the existential tone of “Muito estranho quando um amigo online morre”, mirroring the song’s mix of apathy and angst. Even their throwaway lines about wanting to escape, such as “O plano B é largar tudo e ir pra Tailândia ganhar a vida lutando em ringue underground”, match the restless, rebellious spirit of the track. Overall, the ironic detachment, dark humor, and undercurrent of dissatisfaction make Smells Like Teen Spirit a strong thematic fit.
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