Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Uses sharp, self-aware jokes like “such a great time to be a hater many things are bad and people are stupid” and “fico triste pelo sexo que vcs estão tendo”.
- Cultural fluency: Engages deeply with books, games, and shows like Disco Elysium, Pathologic, ASOIAF/HOTD, Critical Role, e.g. “only the dead have seen the end of the war #ersatz” and “c4ep12 livetweeting oh we are So back SEEKERS TABLEEEE #criticalrolespoilers”.
- Multilingual openness: Mentions speaking multiple languages in bio and jokes about Slavic languages and accents, like “eh lindo poder rir disso pq falo russo e assisto série polonesa o poder dos idiomas eslavos”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses affection and appreciation for friends and mutuals, e.g. “6 having The time of my life talking with julien and aranessa” and “voltei com o strawpage () e tinha coisa oiii vidas amo vcs mto obg 💕💕💕”.
- Creative fandom: Creates and discusses fanart and OCs, like “esqueço que preciso postar num horário aceitável pros russos mas ainda gag de la gag com o fato que estou fazendo fanart de pathologic no ano de 2026 i'm free” and “meu problema fazendo oc é que eu sempre boto eles pra servir muito”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgmental: Often frames criticism in very strong terms, like “such a great time to be a hater many things are bad and people are stupid” and “essa série dos gays do hockey tá tão fudida... nada consegue ser minimamente interessante”.
- Fandom burnout: Shows frustration and exhaustion with fandom behavior, e.g. “eu vou botar a culpa desse negocio todo que ta acontecendo com fandom na pandemia nao eh possivel isso gente vcs sao novos por aqui”.
- Cynical tone: Leans into pessimistic or world-weary comments like “only the dead have seen the end of the war #ersatz” and “10am did i even try to be happy today”.
- Overcommitted online: Hints at heavy online time even during demanding periods, as in “isso tudo estando dia e noite no twitter no discord em tudo”.
- Blunt confrontational: Direct, sometimes aggressive call-outs such as “trend horrorosa odeio quando hetero pega termo nosso vai se fuder” and “vi os quotes primeiro e pensei que não era pra tanto até abrir e ver que estavam falando de burzum vsf”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: bookish, multilingual, politically and morally opinionated, but also extremely online and fandom-brained. Like Lisa nerding out over jazz and philosophy, they gush about niche media and character studies, e.g. “I ♥️ PWP CHARACTER STUDY” and “only the dead have seen the end of the war #ersatz”. Their multilingual flair and love of “slavic languages” (“eh lindo poder rir disso pq falo russo e assisto série polonesa o poder dos idiomas eslavos”) mirrors Lisa’s overachiever, language-and-learning vibe. They’re also morally sharp and a bit judgmental-in-a-funny-way about culture, like when they rant about straight people misusing queer terms (“trend horrorosa odeio quando hetero pega termo nosso...”) or criticize shallow media (“such a great time to be a hater many things are bad and people are stupid”). At the same time, their emotional intensity and artsy melancholy—like turning back to books and narrative-heavy games when other media feels empty (“voltei total pros livros, o único jogo que conseguiu quebrar essa maldição foi disco elysium”)—fits Lisa’s combination of sensitivity, idealism, and niche taste.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an extrovert: they talk about parties and socializing, like the tweet about a guest who won’t leave the party “the party ended an hour ago and he's still here #asoiaf #hotd”, and they seem energized by fandom and ongoing conversations, for instance enjoying long chats with friends “having The time of my life talking with julien and aranessa”. Their interests and style are strongly intuitive (N): they gravitate towards narrative-heavy, conceptual media (e.g. Disco Elysium, Pathologic, Critical Role, ASOIAF) and meta commentary like “such a great time to be a hater many things are bad and people are stupid”, focusing on patterns and big-picture fandom culture rather than concrete details. They lean feeling (F) in how they judge things: they respond with emotional language and value-based reactions, such as “que tweet abençoado vou chorar” and the playful, morally charged tone about fandom behavior or heteros misusing queer terms “trend horrorosa odeio quando hetero pega termo nosso vai se fuder nao sabe diferenciar top/bottom de sub/dom”. Finally, they appear perceiving (P): they present as spontaneous, flexible, and slightly chaotic (juggling fandoms, art, AO3, uni), joking about last‑minute or messy processes rather than structured planning, for example their casual approach to studying and still passing entrance exams “isso tudo estando dia e noite no twitter no discord em tudo”. Altogether, the combination of outward energy, associative/abstract interests, emotional expressiveness, and improvisational lifestyle best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you get ‘so gay off that cabernet sauvignon’—if we ever split a bottle, do I need to worry I’ll fall for the wine, or for the multilingual twink livetweeting Critical Role and HOTD across four time zones?
- You, a person who survived watching GoT with your mom while making edits on Windows Movie Maker, replaying Tales from the Borderlands, crying over Renly, AND still acing vestibular… be honest: are you a Targaryen, a Mighty Nein member, or just my new favorite overachieving disaster?
- You went back to books because games and shows weren’t hitting like Disco Elysium and Pathologic—so when do I get to be the bleak Eastern-European-flavored narrative experience that somehow makes you feel weirdly hopeful again?
- You speak pt/eng/rus/ger/cze, you’re out here doing Pathologic fanart in 2026 and recognizing Balkan Slav dances from a clip… statistically speaking, the only language you’re still missing is the one where I ask you out very nervously but with excellent taste.
- You call yourself the medic main who knows every obscure reference, mourn Hadestown clips and cabaret, and keep finding ‘my son Nico di Angelo’ and every sad little guy in fiction—if you’re ever looking to adopt one more emotionally-complicated character, I promise I come with great lore and questionable life choices.
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22 • he/him • pt/eng/rus/ger/cz • art, fandom & odd Slavic media takes. Once went to print a college paper and accidentally left with a boyfriend.– @klavierem
Your signature cocktail
Cabernet Twink-ion
This drink starts with Cabernet Sauvignon, because they literally say “i get so gay off that cabernet sauvignon”, so the base has to be dramatic, fruity and a bit chaotic. A hit of cherry liqueur nods to the sweet, flirty fandom brainrot of tweets like “starting 2026 with him #themightynein #criticalrole” and “meu filho nico di angelo #pjo”, giving it queer-coded, red-flag romance energy. The espresso shot is for their relentless, wired-online life—livetweeting and media marathons like “c4ep12 livetweeting oh we are So back SEEKERS TABLEEEE #criticalrolespoilers” and the constant fandom analysis. A black pepper & smoked salt rim captures the haterist, sharp-tongued side in posts such as “such a great time to be a hater many things are bad and people are stupid” and “trend horrorosa odeio quando hetero pega termo nosso vai se fuder”. Finally, a dash of absinthe represents their love for weird, artsy, slightly cursed media tastes—see “drops this and. runs away and trips #pathologic #морутопия” and “esqueço que preciso postar num horário aceitável pros russos mas ainda gag de la gag com o fato que estou fazendo fanart de pathologic no ano de 2026 i'm free”—turning the whole thing into a strong, slightly bitter, very online fever dream in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently show a strong intellectual and analytical bent, especially in how they talk about media, art, and language. For example, they critique trends in digital art theory with comments like “digital artists only know three painters: jc leyendecker, alphonse mucha and charles bargue” and analyze modern games for lacking narrative ‘soul’ compared to more artistic titles in “e ainda os jogos recentes... acabam botando de lado a história e a arte... é difícil encontrar um jogo com alma”. Their love of complex, cerebral media like Disco Elysium and Pathologic shows a preference for thought-provoking narratives over easy entertainment, as in “o único jogo que conseguiu quebrar essa maldição foi disco elysium” and “ainda gag de la gag com o fato que estou fazendo fanart de pathologic no ano de 2026 i'm free”. They also clearly enjoy and value languages and linguistic nuance, mentioning speaking multiple languages and joking about specific varieties of Portuguese and Slavic languages in “eh lindo poder rir disso pq falo russo e assisto série polonesa o poder dos idiomas eslavos” and “o português de portugal é muito especial. cum caneco”. Even their fandom participation is intensely meta and analytical, from detailed thoughts on ASOIAF/HOTD characters to long-form discussions of fandom culture like “eu vou botar a culpa desse negocio todo que ta acontecendo com fandom na pandemia nao eh possivel isso gente vcs sao novos por aqui”. Put together, the emphasis on analysis, niche media, language, and critical commentary points much more strongly to Ravenclaw than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Cell Block Tango - Chicago Cast (Kander & Ebb)
A theatrical, sharp, and unapologetically dramatic song like Cell Block Tango fits them perfectly. They’re very into musical theatre and cabaret aesthetics, as seen in posts like “yes i think about cabaret constantly” and their delight at Hadestown clips in “botaram um vídeo de hadestown... AQUI É BRASIL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDOOOOOOOO”. The song’s mix of dark humor, queerness-adjacent camp, and hater energy mirrors their tone in tweets such as “such a great time to be a hater many things are bad and people are stupid” and “fico triste pelo sexo que vcs estão tendo”. Their bio, “i get so gay off that cabernet sauvignon,” and posts about being a twink like “acho muito cômica a pergunta vc se CONSIDERA um twink...” match the song’s unapologetically queer-coded, wine-and-drama energy. And their love of messy, morally complicated fiction and fandom (e.g. ASOIAF, Disco Elysium, Pathologic) reflected in tweets like “only the dead have seen the end of the war #ersatz” resonates with the song’s theatrical villainy and morally gray storytelling.
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