
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
vyn shares Bart's chaotic, 'silly guy' energy and a penchant for seeking out fun and 'trinkets' despite the consequences. Much like Bart, they experience dramatic emotional shifts, swinging from “LIFE IS SO GOOD” to declaring “i hate my life” when things go south. They often find themselves in physical or social trouble, self-identifying as a “self saboteur” and dealing with the aftermath of poor decisions like “doing adult things” or suffering through a “kidney infection”. Despite the angst, they maintain a rebellious, playful spirit, wanting to “play stupid simulator games” and embrace their own brand of gay propaganda.

Your MBTI personality Type
Vyn exhibits Introversion and a preference for solitary, digital-first interactions, frequently tweeting about “sleep keeps evading me” and “i wish i had a friend to play stupid simulator games multiplayer with”. His Intuitive side is shown through a focus on symbolic numbers and aesthetic moods, such as his “dark academia twink era loading” and repeated use of angel numbers. He leans heavily toward Feeling, openly sharing his emotional volatility, such as when he asks, “can a man not k word himself in peace?” or expresses intense “dysphoric” feelings. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his lack of a rigid schedule, admitted “self saboteur” tendencies, and spontaneous outbursts like “BEARS IN TREES BEARS IN TREES BEARS IN TREES”.

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UK-based student and fitness enthusiast balancing university offers with the gym. From mastering the electric guitar to the perfect pizza, I’m just here for it.– @kleptocrow

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Vyn’s chaotic energy, starting with a base of tequila because he thinks he “should do shots of tequila on valentines”. The muddled green pepper adds an “unsettling” savory twist to match his experimental style, while a splash of milk nod to his claim that “milk tastes so good today”. It’s garnished with silver stars for his “silly guy” persona and reflects his obsession with angel numbers like “333”. Ultimately, this strong, moody cocktail is for the “self saboteur” who still believes “LIFE IS SO GOOD”.

Your Hogwarts House
Vyn exhibits a strong Slytherin-leaning focus on physical self-improvement and personal status, frequently documenting his progress in 'building' himself and achieving a 'hench' physique. His ambition is evident in his academic goals, specifically his excitement when he “found out i got offers back from universities” and his desire to enter a “dark academia twink era”. He demonstrates a resourceful, self-preservationist streak, frankly admitting “im always fucking it up. self saboteur” while maintaining high standards for those around him. Ultimately, his drive for personal transformation—from his fitness journey to his pride in “passing as cis”—aligns with the Slytherin traits of pride and the pursuit of individual excellence.

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vyn is a massive fan of the band's lore, identifying as a “bandito” and frequently tweeting lyrics from the Trench era. The song's themes of transformation and the painful process of creativity mirror his journey through 8 months on T, where he balances the joy of “passing as cis” with the physical toll of the gym and health issues. His recurring use of angel numbers like “333” and “727” reflects a search for patterns and meaning amidst his self-described “anxiety”. Ultimately, the track captures his aesthetic—a mix of dark academia, resilience through “kidney infections”, and a deep devotion to the music that defines his identity.

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