Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient: He maintains a positive outlook despite living “without heating for so long” and dealing with health issues.
- Goal Oriented: Vyn is dedicated to his fitness, pushing through “leg day” and celebrating a “bicep vein” progress.
- Academic Ambition: He is moving toward higher education, celebrating when he “got offers back from universities”.
- Authentic: He is open about his transition and journey, sharing that “passing as cis is the best thing”.
- Culinary Passion: He expresses a genuine love for the craft of cooking, stating “i love cooking bro i wish i was cooking rn”.
Weaknesses:
- Self Sabotaging: He admits to being a “self saboteur” and feels he is always ruining things.
- Social Anxiety: Vyn struggles with mental health, wishing for a version of himself “that doesnt have anxiety”.
- Impulsive Spender: He shows a lack of financial restraint, expressing a desire to “buy more trinkets” despite asking others to “send me £20”.
- Physical Neglect: He pushes his body past its limits, continuing to “exercise” even when it triggers migraines.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: He struggles with consistency, often finding that “sleep keeps evading me” or oversleeping by hours.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
vyn shares Bart's chaotic, 'silly guy' energy and a penchant for seeking out fun and 'trinkets' despite the consequences. Much like Bart, they experience dramatic emotional shifts, swinging from “LIFE IS SO GOOD” to declaring “i hate my life” when things go south. They often find themselves in physical or social trouble, self-identifying as a “self saboteur” and dealing with the aftermath of poor decisions like “doing adult things” or suffering through a “kidney infection”. Despite the angst, they maintain a rebellious, playful spirit, wanting to “play stupid simulator games” and embrace their own brand of gay propaganda.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Vyn exhibits Introversion and a preference for solitary, digital-first interactions, frequently tweeting about “sleep keeps evading me” and “i wish i had a friend to play stupid simulator games multiplayer with”. His Intuitive side is shown through a focus on symbolic numbers and aesthetic moods, such as his “dark academia twink era loading” and repeated use of angel numbers. He leans heavily toward Feeling, openly sharing his emotional volatility, such as when he asks, “can a man not k word himself in peace?” or expresses intense “dysphoric” feelings. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his lack of a rigid schedule, admitted “self saboteur” tendencies, and spontaneous outbursts like “BEARS IN TREES BEARS IN TREES BEARS IN TREES”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a stupid simulator game? Because I’ve been looking for a partner to play multiplayer with, and I promise not to let my phone die while we're winning.
- Forget the flip-screen digital camera—I promise I’m already focused on you, and I’d never 'self-sabotage' a shot this good.
- I heard you were entering your 'dark academia twink era,' so if you need someone to help you carry all those trinkets and books, I’m your guy.
- Is your name 3:33? Because seeing you feels like a sign from the universe that my day is about to get magical.
- I’d definitely bet my bottom dollar that you're the sun, even if the weather in the UK is trying to tell us otherwise.
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Your new Twitter bio
UK-based student and fitness enthusiast balancing university offers with the gym. From mastering the electric guitar to the perfect pizza, I’m just here for it.– @kleptocrow
Your signature cocktail
The 333 Bandito
This drink captures Vyn’s chaotic energy, starting with a base of tequila because he thinks he “should do shots of tequila on valentines”. The muddled green pepper adds an “unsettling” savory twist to match his experimental style, while a splash of milk nod to his claim that “milk tastes so good today”. It’s garnished with silver stars for his “silly guy” persona and reflects his obsession with angel numbers like “333”. Ultimately, this strong, moody cocktail is for the “self saboteur” who still believes “LIFE IS SO GOOD”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Vyn exhibits a strong Slytherin-leaning focus on physical self-improvement and personal status, frequently documenting his progress in 'building' himself and achieving a 'hench' physique. His ambition is evident in his academic goals, specifically his excitement when he “found out i got offers back from universities” and his desire to enter a “dark academia twink era”. He demonstrates a resourceful, self-preservationist streak, frankly admitting “im always fucking it up. self saboteur” while maintaining high standards for those around him. Ultimately, his drive for personal transformation—from his fitness journey to his pride in “passing as cis”—aligns with the Slytherin traits of pride and the pursuit of individual excellence.
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Your song
Chlorine - Twenty One Pilots
vyn is a massive fan of the band's lore, identifying as a “bandito” and frequently tweeting lyrics from the Trench era. The song's themes of transformation and the painful process of creativity mirror his journey through 8 months on T, where he balances the joy of “passing as cis” with the physical toll of the gym and health issues. His recurring use of angel numbers like “333” and “727” reflects a search for patterns and meaning amidst his self-described “anxiety”. Ultimately, the track captures his aesthetic—a mix of dark academia, resilience through “kidney infections”, and a deep devotion to the music that defines his identity.
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