Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Avid Reader: She consistently shares her literary journey, from “ranking literary tropes” to providing critical reviews of her Kindle and various books.
- Passionate Fan: She demonstrates deep loyalty to her idols, specifically mentioning her love for “Hopekook/Koobi” and defending the Twilight saga.
- Candid Communicator: She is refreshingly honest about her own flaws, even admitting “I'm ugly, but I've been treated kindly because people thought I was pretty”.
- Critical Thinker: She demands “historical coherence and fidelity” in media adaptations rather than accepting mediocre content.
- Supportive Friend: Despite her personal frustrations, she shows responsibility by “staying in the hospital” with someone in need.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Admitted Laziness: She openly states she has “too much laziness” to organize her book collection by series or saga.
- Short Temper: Her tweets frequently express high levels of irritation, such as her “hatred of these prices” and general impatience with others.
- Judgmental Attitude: She often uses harsh language to describe people she dislikes, calling others “insufferable” or “hypocritical tramps”.
- Impulsive Spender: She admits to buying numerous books simply because of “paid traffic on Instagram” rather than planned purchases.
- Radical Views: She expresses very extreme opinions regarding justice, stating she wants “death penalty or life imprisonment” for certain crimes.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Kimberly shares Lisa Simpson's intense passion for literature and academic aesthetics, frequently discussing her Kindle experience and ranking complex tropes like “who did this to you”. Like Lisa, she is unapologetically opinionated and critical of media, demanding “coerence and fidelity in an adaptation” and expressing frustration when others lack nuance. She possesses a strong moral compass regarding social justice, shown when she argues against “ressocializing” certain criminals, yet she balances this with a fangirl side for music icons like the BTS rap line. Ultimately, her bio’s quote “há multidões em mim” (there are crowds in me) mirrors Lisa’s multifaceted identity as a misunderstood intellectual, a dedicated fan, and a fierce advocate.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Kimberly exhibits Introversion (I) through her deep immersion in solitary hobbies like reading on her Kindle and her preference for personal space, as seen when she says, “AGRADEÇA eu ficar em silêncio e me afastar”. Her Sensing (S) trait is evident in her focus on physical aesthetics and immediate sensory experiences, such as her excitement about “coloquei mais um piercing (hélix)” and her critique of the Kindle's battery life. She is a Feeling (F) type, guided by strong personal values and emotional attachments to her 'favs', often reacting viscerally to injustice or character attacks, notably stating, “quando falam da bella eu realmente me sinto pessoalmente atacada”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is shown in her self-admitted lack of organization and spontaneous habits, confessing, “meu sonho organizar, porém preguiça demais, ele que se organize sozinho”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Amazon Prime Video catalog this month? Because you’re giving a SHOW and I’m completely fascinated.
- I know your favorite trope is 'Who did this to you?', but I’m hoping we can skip straight to 'Only one bed.'
- I promise I’m more reliable than a Kindle battery and I’ll never make you wait for a price drop to give me a chance.
- If you’re still looking for that dream nipple piercing, I’d love to be the one holding your hand—mostly so I can be the exception to your 'no-touch' rule.
- I'd never make you choose between me and BTS, but I’m definitely ready to be your favorite 'Hopekook' enthusiast if it means seeing that smile I know you love.
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From Pernambuco to the literary multiverse. Bookworm navigating tropes, BTS solo eras, and the quest for the perfect vampire series. Here for the stories and spice.– @klim4_
Your signature cocktail
The Twilight Subliminal
This drink captures Kimberly’s multifaceted personality—as her bio says, “há multidões em mim.” The dark cherry brandy pays homage to her obsession with vampires, specifically her claim that “imploraria e faria qualquer coisa para ser transformada em vampira” and her love for The Vampire Diaries. The spicy cachaça represents her sharp Pernambucano wit and the fact that she’s not afraid to call someone a 'vagabunda' regardless of feminism, while the espresso mirrors her late-night book binges where she “caçando livro por uma cena específica”. Finally, the silver mist adds a touch of K-Pop stardust because “ninguém no mundo ama mais os hopekook/koobi do que eu.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Kimberly displays a sharp, self-preservational attitude and strong opinions that prioritize her own standards over social niceties, a hallmark of Slytherin. She is unapologetically blunt about her disdain for others, stating “gosto de vagabunda hipócrita e egoísta não 🤢” and “querido, AGRADEÇA eu ficar em silêncio e me afastar”, showing she values her peace through calculated distance. Her ambition for personal transformation is evident in her desire for power or immortality, seen when she says she “imploraria e faria qualquer coisa para ser transformada em vampira”. Furthermore, her fierce loyalty is reserved only for her 'favs,' and she has no patience for mediocrity, demanding “coerência histórica e fidelidade em uma adaptação” while mocking those who settle for 'meia boca' content.
Your movie
Your song
Moonlight - Agust D
Kimberly is a passionate ARMY who heavily supports the BTS rap line, mentioning her efforts to keep Right Place, Wrong Person and Jack in the Box on rotation; she even claims that “nobody in the world loves hopekook/koobi more than I do”. Her bio, “there are crowds in me,” mirrors the introspective and multifaceted nature of Agust D's music, blending her love for vampire aesthetics and literature with a sharp, outspoken personality. She frequently expresses her obsession with the supernatural, stating she would “beg and do anything to be transformed into a vampire”. The song's balance of raw honesty and artistic drive matches her Twitter presence, where she fiercely defends her opinions, noting how “you say A... people understand B and retort C... how pathetic”. Ultimately, her profile is a mix of deep fan devotion, a love for dark tropes, and a refusal to settle for “mediocre things”.
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