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Your Simpsons character
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: introspective, a bit melancholic, but also nerdy, artistic, and caring. Like Lisa, they’re openly into learning and ‘nerdy’ stuff, even joking about tech and hacking, as in “fico rindo q minha irmã espalhou a desinfo q to estudando pra ser hacker e até hj os amigos dela acreditam nisso”. Their artistic side shows through music and guitar practice, echoing Lisa’s sax obsession: “pegar a musica de ouvido eh tao chatinho mas no final eh tao legal” and “ainda hj termino de aprender dirty work na guitarra”. They also have a sensitive, anxious streak, with constant mentions of headaches and being overwhelmed, like “dor de cabeça 24/7” and “não aguento mais ter dor de cabeça”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel everything deeply. At the same time, they’re socially warm and end up making friends even when they swear they won’t, as in “falo 'ah não vou fazer amizade com ninguém aqui não' e acabo fazendo amizade com meia duzia de pessoa”, very much like Lisa’s mix of social awkwardness and genuine kindness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most activities are solitary or online (gaming, guitar, Spotify, movies) rather than big in‑person social events, and even when joking about making friends they frame it as something that just happens to them, e.g. “acho mt engraçado q falo 'ah não vou fazer amizade com ninguém aqui não' e acabo fazendo amizade com meia duzia de pessoa”. Their bio “let death bless me with you” and frequent nostalgic/feeling-heavy posts show a focus on inner emotional experience rather than outward stimulation, which fits I. They lean Intuitive over Sensing: they often use metaphorical or mood-focused language (nostalgia, longing, angst), such as “qria voltar pra julho do ano passado qsaudade” and dramatic, almost poetic phrasing like “sinto tanta falta dele meu queridinho”, and they enjoy organizing music in a way that suggests curating vibes and meanings, like “meu spotify todo organizadinho coisa linda”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they focus on relationships, affection, and emotional reactions more than on impersonal logic, e.g. affection for friends and family in “minha irmã me deu uma pulseira hj q menina fofa”, being deeply moved by media in “tô doente com esse video”, and caring about how others treat them in games and chats. Their complaints are emotional and subjective (headaches, missing people, being silenced in games) rather than framed as rational arguments, matching F. On the J/P axis they appear more Perceiving: they frequently forget plans or get distracted, like “OH MDS marquei de jogar mine hj de noite esqueci completamente” and “falei q ia tirar um cochilo acordei 2 da manha”, and they bounce quickly between interests (various games, music, RPGs) as seen in “não deu meia hora enjoei de jogar ja”. Even when they do organize (Spotify, social plans), they complain about being the one who has to impose structure, as in “as vezes odeio ser a pessoa q organiza os rolês mas sei q se eu nao organizar ninguém mais organiza”, which fits a P-type who can organize when needed but doesn’t naturally prefer rigid structure. Putting this together, INFP best matches their introspective, emotionally driven, slightly chaotic but idealistic and relationship-focused online presence.

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Lu • non-binary nerd with a guitar, chronic headaches & too many games in backlog. Once slept 12h and woke up not knowing what day it was.– @kmjemo

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is lightly boozy and a bit dramatic, inspired by their bio’s soft goth vibe of “let death bless me with you”, with sparkling rosé wine standing in for that romantic, slightly melancholic flair. The cold brew coffee concentrate nods to their chaotic sleep schedule, from “falei q ia tirar um cochilo acordei 2 da manha” to “dormi 12h seguidas acordei tao desorientada”. Rose syrup adds a sweet, affectionate side that shows up when they gush about friends and family, like “minha irmã me deu uma pulseira hj q menina fofa” and “fui na casa da minha miga e ela falou q a cachorrinha dela gostou de mim to curada”. Grapefruit tonic brings in a bittersweet edge for their constant headachy complaints and mild suffering, as seen in “dor de cabeça 24/7” and “não aguento mais ter dor de cabeça”. Finally, a rim of smoked sea salt represents their emo-gamer-guitar-nerd intensity and slightly salty humor, from “nao binario nerd emo” to their love of horror games in “um dia eu infarto jogando jogo de terror”, giving the drink a moody, experimental finish that still feels fun enough to sip with a plate of “meu almoço hj vai ser batata frita e coca amaram”.

Your Hogwarts House
Lu comes across as warm, loyal, and very people‑oriented, which fits Hufflepuff best. They consistently value their relationships and small acts of affection, like being genuinely moved that a friend’s dog liked them in “fui na casa da minha miga e ela falou q a cachorrinha dela gostou de mim to curada” and cherishing a gift from their sister in “minha irmã me deu uma pulseira hj q menina fofa”. They also naturally end up caretaking and organizing for their friends, even when it’s tiring, as in “as vezes odeio ser a pessoa q organiza os rolês mas sei q se eu nao organizar ninguém mais organiza”, which shows a very Hufflepuff sense of responsibility to the group. Their timeline is full of gentle, slice‑of‑life moments—gaming with friends, learning guitar, sharing food—rather than ambition or bravado, for example “vou jogar rpg com meus migos hj espero não ser a primeira a morrer”, which emphasizes fun and togetherness over winning. Even when annoyed (e.g., about headaches or apps), they don’t turn cruel or ruthless, and their humor is soft and self‑deprecating, like in “fico rindo q minha irmã espalhou a desinfo q to estudando pra ser hacker e até hj os amigos dela acreditam nisso”. Altogether, the loyalty to friends and family, willingness to quietly take on group responsibilities, and preference for cozy, everyday happiness over glory or competition point strongly to Hufflepuff.

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Teen Idle fits Lu’s mix of emo, introspective, slightly dramatic teen/young-adult energy, and their darkly romantic bio “let death bless me with you”. The song’s themes of nostalgia and wanting to rewind fit with them saying they “qria voltar pra julho do ano passado qsaudade”. There’s also a constant low-level exhaustion and headache vibe, like “dor de cabeça 24/7” and “não aguento mais ter dor de cabeça”, which matches the song’s weary, melancholic tone. At the same time, they still enjoy games, music, and friends — talking about guitar and songs like “cry eh tao lindo no violao” and being the one who “organiza os rolês” — which mirrors the push and pull in Teen Idle between apathy and wanting to feel intensely. Their non-binary emo self-description “nao binario nerd emo” also aligns with the song’s outsider, identity-questioning vibe.

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