Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for partner and friends, e.g. calling someone “minha namorada core” and saying “amo muito a minha namorada”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like aespa, System of a Down, Megumi Fushiguro, and covers such as “eu sou louca obcecada e fudidamente apaixonada pelo cover always do jay”.
- Loyal: States long-term dedication to idols and groups, e.g. promising to defend aespa “até o fim” in “eu amo muito o aespa”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like “todo dia eh uma vergonha diferente que eu passo” and joking about being Winter and Serj “utted” in “sou a primeira pessoa do mundo a amar o aespa e o system of a down”.
- EmotionallyExpressive: Openly shares emotions from joy to distress, such as “eu devo ser a pessoa mais chorona do mundo” and heartfelt posts like “eu amo 2521 com toda a alma”.
Weaknesses:
- SelfNeglect: Tweets reflect difficulty caring for own basic needs, e.g. “não gosto de almoçar não gosto de jantar... eu odeio tanto isso meu deus”.
- EmotionalOverload: Often feels overwhelmed or exhausted, seen in “maldita mania de fingir que tá tudo bem mesmo quando tudo parece cansativo” and “nossa eu to mto mal”.
- Rumination: Tends to overthink interactions and signals, e.g. worrying about republications in “pq que ela republica e remove depois” and imagining replies in “eu alucinando a resposta dela”.
- HarshSelfTalk: Uses very strong language toward self or situations, like “vai tomar no cu desgraça eu nao entendi nao fela da puta” and calling own posts “merda” in “eu só falo merda pq q eu fui falar isso”.
- DependencyOnIdols: Attaches a lot of emotional stability to idols and media, for example “eu sou megumi fushiguro eu respiro megumi fushiguro” and being devastated when a cover is removed in “isso acabou com a minha semana”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, very online about their interests, and clearly passionate about art and music. Like Lisa fixating on her favorite bands or books, this user is obsessively devoted to specific artists and media, calling aespa their everything (“eu amo muito o aespa. mesmo se eu ficasse aqui digitando por horas, ainda não seria suficiente pra demonstrar todo o meu amor por essas meninas.”) and gushing over covers like Jay’s (“eu sou louca obcecada e fudidamente apaixonada pelo cover always do jay vai se fuder melhor cover do século”). They’re emotionally expressive and self-aware in a Lisa-like way, talking openly about exhaustion and meds (“malditos remédios né scott”) and their struggle with eating and feeling empty/full (“não gosto de almoçar... eu odeio tanto isso meu deus”). They also have a romantic, idealistic streak, dreaming about bouquets of dark lilies (“amo tanto que é meu sonho receber um buquê de lírios em tons de vinho e preto”) and wanting a quiet life just to listen to music (“queria morar numa casa grande isolada do mundo pra ouvir minhas musicas o dia inteiro”). Finally, like Lisa’s mix of sensitivity and ride-or-die loyalty, they both cry easily (“eu devo ser a pessoa mais chorona do mundo”) and fiercely defend the people and groups they love (“enquanto eu estiver existindo, eu vou defender elas até o fim”).
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often talk about feeling drained and wanting isolation, like wanting to live in a big house away from everyone to listen to music (“queria morar numa casa grande isolada do mundo pra ouvir minhas musicas o dia inteiro no radio volume maximo sem que ninguem me perturbasse”), and mention posting more on a private rant account (“depois que eu peguei o costume de postar na rant, quase não posto mais aqui”). They seem Intuitive (N) because they fixate on moods, aesthetics, and imagined scenarios rather than concrete facts, like dreaming of a specific symbolic bouquet (“amo tanto que é meu sonho receber um buquê de lírios em tons de vinho e preto”) and romanticizing identities such as Ada Wong or Megumi (“amo a ada wong ela é linda poderosa serve cunt e é fodona queria ser ela”, “eu sou megumi fushiguro eu respiro megumi fushiguro... e megumi fushiguro está em todas as coisas”). Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they center emotions and attachments—loving their girlfriend (“amo muito a minha namorada”), their bands and idols (“eu amo muito o aespa... enquanto eu estiver existindo, eu vou defender elas até o fim”), and frequently mention crying and being overwhelmed (“eu devo ser a pessoa mais chorona do mundo pq nao é possivel mesmo”). They appear more Perceiving (P) than J: their life and tweets feel spontaneous and reactive—random mood updates, health complaints, and chaotic gushes (“ontem eu pensei numa coisa muito incrivel pra tuitar aqui, mas esqueci”, “toda dia eh uma vergonha diferente que eu passo”) rather than planned or structured. The combination of intense inner emotional world, idealization of people and media, and preference for dreamy, aesthetic, and somewhat escapist thoughts fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You loving both aespa and System of a Down and calling yourself Winter + Serj–utted is crazy, because I’m here like: ‘why do they always send the poor… me… to fall for the coolest mutual on the timeline?’
- You said you were born to have black hair and that flowers is your top 1 on Spotify; I was kind of hoping I could be the next thing you decide you were born for and keep on repeat.
- You, the person who wants an isolated big house to blast music all day, a bouquet of wine-and-black lilies, and still tweets ‘amo abraçar’—can I apply to be the human-sized pillow in that mansion playlist scenario?
- Between you wanting to hibernate for months, saying you’re the most crybaby person alive, and defending aespa ‘até o fim’, I’m convinced: you’re softer than your uva–morango–vitamina diet, and I’d like to be the reason you don’t skip lunch for once.
- You tweet about Ada Wong being linda, poderosa and ‘serve cunt’, and you’re obsessed with Megumi Fushiguro… honest question: are you collecting your favorite characters, or are you secretly building the perfect description of yourself one tweet at a time so I’d fall for it?
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k‑pop stan, SOAD riff collector & chronic crybaby. Once nearly cried over a removed Spotify cover in public. Here for loud guitars & softer people.– @kmjsoad
Your signature cocktail
Flowers & Soldier Side
This cocktail mixes soft darkness and hyper-fangirl energy, just like them screaming that they’re “sou a primeira pessoa do mundo a amar o aespa e o system of a down ao mesmo tempo” in “sou a primeira pessoa do mundo a amar o aespa e o system of a down ao mesmo tempo e ainda ser winter e serj utted”. Black cherry soju nods to their K‑pop devotion and chaotic stan side, from thirsting over Minjeong in “kim minjeong selca com esse piercing delicioso na boca pf voce sabe oq fazer .” to defending aespa with their whole soul in “eu amo muito o aespa. mesmo se eu ficasse aqui digitando por horas, ainda não seria suficiente...”. The red wine reduction with black lily syrup honors their goth-romantic flower core and their dream of “um buquê de lírios em tons de vinho e preto”. Sparkling grape and strawberry soda embodies the soft, tender part of them who wants to live on fruit and vitamins in “queria viver só de uva, morango e vitamina pro resto da minha vida” and posts “MEUS AMORES” with pure affection in “MEUS AMORES”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the exhaustion and emotional heaviness they hide behind jokes, like “maldita mania de fingir que tá tudo bem mesmo quando tudo parece cansativo né scott” and the raw discomfort in “não gosto de almoçar não gosto de jantar não gosto de comer...”. Finally, edible glitter and a single dark flower petal on top symbolize their dramatic, aesthetic flair—Ada Wong worship in “amo a ada wong ela é linda poderosa serve cunt” and the constant mix of softness and edge that makes this drink strong yet sparkling, sweet yet a little bit tragic.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows a strong core of loyalty and devotion to people and passions, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They are intensely attached to their girlfriend and friends, calling them “amores da minha vida” and “amo muito a minha namorada” in posts like “amores da minha vida” and “amo muito a minha namorada”, and even joking about wanting to hide their partner from the world in “meu deus queria esconder ela do mundo”. Their fandom behavior is rooted in steadfast affection rather than clout or superiority: they talk about defending aespa “até o fim” in “mesmo se eu ficasse aqui digitando por horas… enquanto eu estiver existindo, eu vou defender elas até o fim” and describe being “louca obcecada e fudidamente apaixonada” with a soft, earnest tone in “eu sou louca obcecada e fudidamente apaixonada pelo cover always do jay”. They also show a gentle, affectionate side in small moments like “amo abraçar” and their love for their dog in “do nada o meu cachorro oi”, reinforcing that relationships and warmth matter more to them than status or glory. While they have strong tastes and some dramatic reactions, there’s little evidence of Slytherin ambition or Ravenclaw intellectualism; instead, the dominant throughline is consistent loyalty, emotional sincerity, and a desire to cherish and protect the people and things they love—very Hufflepuff traits.
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Your song
Flowers - Miley Cyrus
The song that best suits them is clearly Flowers by Miley Cyrus, both sonically and thematically. They literally frame a big part of their identity around it, from having “æ ❥ flowers” in their bio to saying “flowers sendo meu top 1 do spotify wrapped”. They joke about their obsession, insisting “so pra avisar que eu tenho vida, nao sou desocupada e nao escuto flowers o dia todo”, which only reinforces how central the song is to them. Emotionally, the self-comfort and resilience in Flowers resonate with tweets where they’re struggling yet trying to hold it together, like “maldita mania de fingir que tá tudo bem mesmo quando tudo parece cansativo né scott” and their comments about feeling unwell with food and meds (“não gosto de comer... eu odeio tanto isso meu deus”, “malditos remédios né scott”). The song’s theme of finding strength in oneself mirrors how they pour love into their interests (aespa, System of a Down, their girlfriend) and keep going despite feeling overwhelmed and tired.
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