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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially her darker, more depressed seasons. Lisa is intelligent, sensitive, queer-coded, and often feels like an outsider, similar to this user’s mix of fandoms, niche communities, and self-awareness, as seen in posts like “i wish i didn’t have social anxiety because i have a bunch of super nice moots and i really want to talk to them more but what if they just immediately think i’m the cringiest most terrible person to ever exist and hate my guts”. Lisa’s strained but loving relationship with her family and her emotional burden parallel tweets such as “i really do love my parents but my dad doesn’t give two shits about me and my mom threatens to kill herself when she’s mad how do you expect me to be mentally stable”. The user’s mix of dark humor about their mental health and body image (e.g. “if i’m not magically 40kg by christmas the decorations won’t be the only thing hanging”) matches Lisa’s occasional bleak, existential outlook. At the same time, they show creativity, fandom passion, and idealism—wanting connection and recovery despite everything—similar to Lisa’s drive to improve herself and the world, as hinted by their pro-recovery stance and posts like “i wish my friends knew how bad i’m doing and would worry about me more but also i don’t want them to know i feel like such a terrible friend”.

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They explicitly self-identify as an INFP in their Q&A-style tweet: “nickname: >> don’t rlly have one.. sexuality: >> gay(mlm), aromantic spectrum?? MBTI: >> Infp”, which already strongly points to this type. Their introversion shows through repeated mentions of loneliness and social anxiety, such as “i wish i didn’t have social anxiety because i have a bunch of super nice moots and i really want to talk to them more but what if they just immediately think i’m the cringiest most terrible person to ever exist and hate my guts” and “i eosh i had more people to hang out w/ irl sobs,,, ☹️☹️”. Their heavy focus on internal emotions, identity, and self-image fits Intuition and Feeling: they talk about existing “between realms” in their bio and post things like “i don’t even wanna die i just want to fall asleep and never wake up”, framing experiences in emotional, existential terms rather than concrete problem-solving. Their tweets are driven by feelings and validation (e.g., reacting strongly to others’ opinions and appearance comparisons) rather than detached logic: “i get so sad when people weigh the same as me but have a flat stomach like WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?? JUST TELL ME”. Finally, their approach to dieting and life appears fluctuating and spontaneous rather than strictly structured—swinging between fasts, binges, and last-minute resolutions like “okay ed starts tomorrow whatever happened today won’t be happening again”—which is typical of a Perceiving style rather than a tightly organized Judging type.

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Minor • he/they • queer artist w/ social anxiety, a tea addiction, and too many Leon Kuwata thoughts. Here for recovery, art, and oversharing at 3am.– @kn1vesnb0nez

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The Blackberry vodka is dark, a little intense, and represents their edgier shed/ED corners and self-deprecating humour, like when they say “life update: still fat” while being officially underweight. Rose lemonade adds sweetness and softness for their queer, romantic, fandom-loving side, from “so lonely i’ll spend my valentines day with the love of my life leon kuwata ❤️” to all the #yumetwt posts. The espresso shot is the jittery, exhausted energy of “i need caffeine.. energy drikn mmm” and pulling all-nighters drawing in “i accidentally pulled an all nighter btw and i only realised it at 4pm because i was drawing the whole time”. Finally, edible silver glitter is the sparkly, liminal vibe of their bio “i exist between realms ⊹˚˖⁺” and their dramatic manifesting like “trust me i WILL be 43kg by my birthday (january 19th) i’m manifesting it”. Mixed together it’s a strong, bittersweet, slightly chaotic drink that feels like doomscrolling shedtwt at 3am but with a pretty, glittery filter on top.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a desire for connection and care about their relationships, even while struggling. For example, they write about loving their parents but being hurt by them in “i really do love my parents but my dad doesn’t give two shits about me and my mom threatens to kill herself when she’s mad how do you expect me to be mentally stable”, which shows emotional loyalty despite deep pain. They also express wanting more IRL companionship in “i eosh i had more people to hang out w/ irl sobs,,, ☹️☹️” and worry about being a bad friend in “i wish my friends knew how bad i’m doing and would worry about me more but also i don’t want them to know i feel like such a terrible friend”, both of which highlight how much they value bonds and fairness to others. Their repeated attempts to interact warmly with moots, like “hello to all the new moots btw!!! 😸” and multiple #Moothunt posts inviting people to be moots, show a friendly, community-oriented nature. While there are ambitious elements around weight goals, their defining traits are sensitivity, desire for mutual support, and a kind, inclusive orientation toward their online community, which align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a queer, melancholic, self-destructive teen experience wrapped in dark humor and aestheticism. They talk about disordered eating and body image in a way that mirrors the song’s obsession with perfection and self-loathing, like when they say “I’M OFFICIALLY CLASSIFIED UNDERWEIGHT??? i’m still fat as shit tho😹” and “to eat or not to eat.. that is the question”. The song’s themes of wanting to disappear and sleep through life resonate with tweets such as “i don’t even wanna die i just want to fall asleep and never wake up” and “im so sleepy i wish i could just sleep forever”. Their loneliness and desire for connection — for example “i eosh i had more people to hang out w/ irl sobs,,, ☹️☹️” — reflect the song’s sense of being an outsider looking in on a ‘normal’ teen life. Even their sardonic posts about fasting and self-hate, like “what if i just fast until i pass out”, line up with the song’s mix of glamorizing and criticizing unhealthy coping mechanisms.

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