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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s principled, politically aware, and often furious at how apathetic or shallow everyone else is, which mirrors this user’s mix of moral rage and online snark. Like Lisa calling out injustice even when it makes her unpopular, they slam Zionism and Western politics with lines like “the mental gymnastics yall do to defend this ugly zio is fucking sending me man idgaf how old he was when he said zionism is sexy or you either stand with isntrael or you stand with terrorism. get out of that parasocial relationship you’re in and grow a spine” and “the most insane thing about this is that some people will look at these pictures and still defend tr*mp and 🧊”. Lisa also has intense, sometimes over-the-top reactions to things she cares about, similar to “CAN YALL BLUR THE FUCKING SPOILERS YOU BUNCH OF SOCIALLY INEPT MORONS” and the hyperbolic “GO KILL YOURSELF” joke-rage. At the same time, Lisa is a huge nerd for her special interests the way this user is about Genshin Impact and its characters, shown by posts like “i ❤️ genshin impact” and “omg wanderer’s development is so fucking PEAK i used to pray for times like these”. There’s also a self-aware, slightly melancholic side that Lisa often has, reflected in “i miss when i was young and cringe and free now i’m just cringe” and their wish to be more seen socially: “i wish i was a big account damn” and “i need to get some mutuals this is getting ridiculous”. Overall, the combination of righteous anger, niche passion, and slightly lonely, self-aware humor lines up most with Lisa Simpson grown up, online, and feral.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: they complain about lacking mutuals and not being a big account, but don’t actually describe real‑life socializing or parties, instead centering their world around online fandom and solo gaming, e.g. “i need to get some mutuals this is getting ridiculous” and “exploring in genshin would be so fun if i didnt trigger a new quest against my will every 5 steps i take”. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N), leaning into discourse, patterns, and abstractions rather than concrete daily life; for instance, they critique fandom and political behaviors at a meta level in “please free yourselves people” and “mfs will gender swap the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen… you people are under spells”. They are blunt, argumentative, and principle-driven, which fits Thinking (T) over Feeling: they dismiss ineffective activism in “i promise you you ain’t fighting shit with your quirky lil signs omg you people are so useless” and call out parasocial defenses of a celebrity in “get out of that parasocial relationship you’re in and grow a spine”. Their tone is very judgmental and preference for clear stances suggests Judging (J): they have firm opinions on ships, characters, and politics, as in “if you’re over the age of 18 and engaging in ship discourse you need to be lobotomized” and “CAN YALL BLUR THE FUCKING SPOILERS YOU BUNCH OF SOCIALLY INEPT MORONS”, which shows a desire for order and standards. Across tweets, they consistently blend sarcastic, cutting commentary with long-term fandom investment and an eye for hypocrisy, which is characteristic of an INTJ style of detached, analytical judgment applied to social and fandom dynamics.

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Seven | 20+ | Genshin enjoyer with too many opinions and not enough primos. Once blocked someone over a genderbend and still sleeps fine.– @knavesdove

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The Columbina Ragebait Fizz is a sharp, chaotic highball: strong, a little bitter, and way louder than it needs to be, just like someone who will casually tweet “GO KILL YOURSELF” over gacha salt. Overproof dark rum anchors it with intensity and a messy honesty that fits lines like “if you’re over the age of 18 and engaging in ship discourse you need to be lobotomized”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a bright, sour bite that matches their mix of self-deprecation and drama in “i miss when i was young and cringe and free now i’m just cringe”. Campari brings that stylish bitterness for a mind that will block people over “i blocked someone for genderbending columbina” and say “im ngl everytime i see a columbina haver on my tl i say fuck you and scroll”. Spicy ginger beer is the fizzy, unfiltered timeline energy of someone who can go from “i ❤️ genshin impact” to raging about politics and fandom in the same breath. The edible glitter rim is for the hyperfixation, pretty-girl villain love, and theatrical flair behind “everyone gets a bina statue 🔥🔥” and the dramatic plea “i need to get some mutuals this is getting ridiculous”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by intensity, self-preservation, and a sharp us-vs-them mentality that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They show a ruthless protectiveness over their interests and faves, for example threatening to keep all the resources for themselves in Genshin with “if a single bina pfp reqs to join my world i’m shoving a glock in my mouth nobody but me is gonna be using those flowers you hear me”, and openly reveling in personal grudges like “just realized #SOMEONE made fun of my hsr fave dying 3 years ago and now his genshin fave is dead as fuck”. Their approach to politics and fandom is confrontational and strategic, not idealistic; they demand others drop parasocial loyalty and “grow a spine” in “get out of that parasocial relationship you’re in and grow a spine”, and mock performative activism with “i promise you you ain’t fighting shit with your quirky lil signs omg you people are so useless”. The aggression in posts like “GO KILL YOURSELF” and “if you’re over the age of 18 and engaging in ship discourse you need to be lobotomized” shows a willingness to use harsh, cutting language to enforce boundaries and dominate discourse. While they’re clearly funny and clever, their defining traits here are ambition (wanting to be a big account), possessiveness, and unapologetically ruthless rhetoric, all of which align most strongly with Slytherin.

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A chaotic, self-aware, and slightly unhinged vibe runs through their tweets, which fits the messy impulse of bad idea right?. They swing between extreme statements and irony, like “if you’re over the age of 18 and engaging in ship discourse you need to be lobotomized” and “if you see me wishing death on dottore then saying i want to fuck him mind your own business”, echoing the song’s "I know it's bad but I'm doing it anyway" energy. Their bio and tweets show they’re very online, fandom-brained, and unapologetically intense about their interests, from “i ❤️ genshin impact” to “im ngl everytime i see a columbina haver on my tl i say fuck you and scroll”. Even their dark humor outbursts like “GO KILL YOURSELF” and “i’ll just kill myself” are framed in an over-the-top, dramatic way that mirrors the song’s theatrical, melodramatic tone. Overall, they feel like someone who fully leans into their impulses and messiness, just like the narrator in bad idea right?.

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