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The user displays chronic self‑hatred, suicidal ideation, and violent fantasies, similar to Moe Szyslak, who is known for his depressive, self‑destructive, and often angry demeanor. Tweets such as "i shoudl die" and "why be suicidal when u can be homocidal" echo Moe's frequent suicidal jokes. The repeated desire to kill others "if i could id kill all of yall except a select number of people" mirrors Moe's occasional violent outbursts. Their self‑described parody account "reminder that this is a parody account and everything 'i' say on here is a lie" aligns with Moe's self‑deprecating humor about his miserable life.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introverted: The user repeatedly expresses isolation and internal turmoil, e.g., "my mother should beat the crap out of me" and "i love going through psychosis whilst lying next to kiki", indicating a focus on inner feelings rather than external social engagement. Intuitive: They often discuss abstract concepts about identity and perception, such as "my brain is run by... an accumulation of personas" and "the emperors clothes... do not hide his desperation", showing a preference for big‑picture ideas over concrete details. Feeling: Their decision‑making appears driven by intense emotions, evident in statements like "i shoudl die" and "why be suicidal when u can be homocidal", which prioritize personal affect over logical analysis. Perceiving: The posting pattern is chaotic, repetitive, and impulsive, for instance the repeated "warm welcome to makis deep priv..." and sudden shifts to violent fantasies, reflecting a flexible, unstructured approach. Overall, these traits align best with the INFP personality type.

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Steins;Gate fan, yaoi enthusiast, meme curator. Coffee-fueled writer. Once turned a meme into midnight art. #Mitski admirer.– @knightlyattiree

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The drink mirrors the chaotic mind of EL PSY KONGROO, blending darkness, romance, aggression, and self‑destruction. The charcoal‑black vodka captures the feeling of being a fraud, as the user writes 'i must be a fool as theyve managed to deceive ME... i truly thought i was a king'. Cherry liqueur adds a bittersweet yaoi longing, echoing tweets like 'this guy in this yaoi… important consent' and 'i love going through psychosis whilst lying next to kiki'. Szechuan pepper‑infused gin brings a sharp, violent edge, reflecting lines such as 'if i was male id probably already end up in jail' and 'why be suicidal when u can be homocidal'. A splash of absinthe and bitters reflects the psychotic swirl and bitter self‑hate heard in 'i am a fаggоt whose love always goes unrequited' and 'i want to kill all of yall except a select number of people', creating a cocktail as conflicted as their timeline.

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The user repeatedly expresses a desire for power, control, and dominance, such as "wish i was male so i wouldnt care for morals and could exert my need for control in more efficient ways like holding my uke hostage" and "if i was male id probably already end up in jail". They also show ambition and a self‑perceived royal identity, e.g., "the emperors clothes... i truly thought i was a king" and "my ego is so overgrown atm that i only think of it as their loss". Their frequent references to violence and eliminating others, like "i could kill all of yall except a select number of people", further align with Slytherin’s focus on ambition and a willingness to use any means to achieve goals. These patterns collectively point to Slytherin as the house that best fits their traits.

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The user’s timeline is saturated with self‑loathing and a feeling of being an outsider – they repeatedly describe themselves as ‘a piece of shit’ and claim ‘no one fucking likes me’ (e.g., ‘no one fucking likes me im such a fucking piece of shit gооkfаg …’). This mirrors the lyric ‘I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo’, especially when they label themselves a ‘fаggоt whose love always goes unrequited’ and say ‘i love calling myself a gооk’. Their frequent mentions of wanting to die (‘I shoudl die’, ‘why be suicidal when u can be homocidal’) echo the song’s melancholy about being unwanted and hopeless. The repeated sense of not belonging (‘not even home in my own vessel’, ‘I love going through psychosis whilst lying next to kiki’) aligns with the line ‘I don’t belong here’. Overall, “Creep” captures the user’s intense alienation, self‑destruction, and yearning for acceptance.

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