knivesxsorrowz
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: She posts raw feelings and hard truths publicly, like 'I look so fat rn im gonna kms' and 'Im. 20 or so pills down... Im starting to feel really fucking scared', which shows brutal self-honesty.
- Community-minded: Her invitation to others — '#edtwt #shedtwt would anyone be interested in joining a group chat or discord server ?' — shows she seeks and creates peer spaces for shared struggles.
- Witty: She uses sharp, dark humor and blunt callouts such as 'The fuck is wrong w you deadass' and playful lines about hiding food, which reveal a cutting and comedic voice.
- Creative: Her eclectic playlist choices ('uma musume song in my a7x playlist') and picking up guitar as a distraction show artistic curiosity and creative coping.
- Persistent: Despite setbacks she notes small successes like '5lbs :3' and 'I DID IT OH MY GOD', indicating she keeps returning to goals even when progress is slow.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent admissions like 'If i cant purge this ill kms' and 'I wish purging didnt take me ages' show unhealthy coping patterns that harm her wellbeing.
- Impulsive: Statements such as 'I need to remove my ribs wtf' and 'Ive lost more weight since logging out lowkey' highlight extreme, spur-of-the-moment thinking and action.
- Harsh self-judgment: Repeated self-directed insults — 'im gonna kms', 'I look so fat' and 'I hate being tall because I look so fat' — point to relentless negative self-talk.
- Attention-seeking: Frequent provocative tweets and calls for community ('does anyone here wanna be friends ill msg you my discord or insta') suggest craving validation and reactions from others.
- Inconsistent self-care: She alternates between coping strategies like guitar and harming ones like heavy drinking: 'i love using my cals on alcohol' and 'been getting better at guitar', revealing mixed follow-through on healthy habits.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is a good fit because of Iris's rebellious, blunt, and attention-seeking style: terse insults and shock humor ('The fuck is wrong w you deadass'), risky stunts in speech, and a chaotic streak mirror Bart's provocation. Both use mischief to process feelings and to get reactions, and both oscillate between immaturity and surprising moments of resilience. Iris's social media playfulness and knack for stirring the timeline align more with Bart's mischief than with the earnestness of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits Iris: she is introspective, values-driven, and expresses strong inner turmoil and identity exploration. Introversion appears in many personal, soliloquy-style tweets ('I look so fat rn im gonna kms', 'I feel so guilty when I think about eating'), while her idealistic and identity-focused side shows in 'I love being woke I love weird and contradictory labels' and 'sitting here sobbing over the fact i cant be a cis straight man but being trans doesnt feel right either'. Feeling dominates her decision-making — choices about food and relationships are framed emotionally ('I have to be skinny before I see my boyfriend'), and perceiving is clear in her spontaneity, shifting plans, and open-ended self-experimentation ('its actually so much easier to not eat when I fast instead of restricting omg'). Together these traits point to an INFP who is emotionally raw, searching for authenticity, and often acted on impulse and feeling.
Some pickup lines for you
- If hiding chocolate behind broccoli is your strategy, I volunteer as tribute — I'll guard the veggie fortress and steal a kiss when no one's looking.
- You play guitar and I have two left feet — you handle the chords, I'll provide the dramatic audience and a pocketful of gravy for moral support.
- Call me your stomach scale: I won't lie, but I'll always tell you you're more than a number — and I'll help you hide the cookies too.
- If being weird and contradictory is an art, you're a masterpiece — can I be your favorite contradiction?
- I don't care if you love seedless grapes or hate them — but if you let me share a bowl, I'll share the playlist and the hoodie.
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Your new Twitter bio
Iris — a loud, messy, queer kid with a soft spot for gravy and loud playlists. Confessional feeds, guitar practice, and niche internet communities. Trying to make sense of body, labels, and late-night moods. Be kind — I say what I mean.– @knivesxsorrowz
Your signature cocktail
Broccoli Hideaway
The 'Broccoli Hideaway' nods to her habit of hiding chocolate 'behind the broccoli in the freezer' — green, slightly herbal, and deceptively strong. Gin and lime keep it sharp and honest like her blunt tweets ('The fuck is wrong w you deadass'), Chartreuse adds a quirky, almost medicinal twist reminiscent of her talk of bone broth and gravy, and sparkling water keeps it light for someone obsessed with calories. A rosemary sprig is the little flourish she likes: both pretty and a secret comfort.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Iris best fits Slytherin for her fierce self-preservation, ambition for bodily change, and resourcefulness around goals. She repeatedly pushes for rapid transformation — 'weight loss needs to be faster oh my god' and 'I need to be skinny before I see my boyfriend' — which shows a single-minded drive often associated with Slytherin. She also strategizes and hides treats ('Chocolate is hidden behind the broccoli in the freezer'), a pragmatic and cunning approach to achieving aims. While not cold-hearted, her survival-focused instincts and willingness to do what it takes align with Slytherin traits rather than the open idealism of Gryffindor or Ravenclaw.
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Chandelier - Sia
Sia's 'Chandelier' mirrors Iris's pull between partying and self-harm: lines about swinging from excess and hitting a breaking point resonate with 'i love using my cals on alcohol' and 'Im. 20 or so pills down... Im starting to feel really fucking scared'. The song's raw, desperate vocal and themes of trying to stay afloat behind a performance echo Iris's public confessions and late-night, chaotic coping.
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